Up

Dave has entered.
Dave: N00BZ
Goosey: Hiya Dave
Dave: WHAT IS == UP?
Goosey: I didn't have to pay a parking ticket!
Sentynel: The direction away from the local dominant centre of mass.
Ticia: Your face.
Goosey: LOL I love you people.

Nuts

Goosey: Today I am struck by exactly how dark my hair has gotten.
Goosey: I USED to be blonde.
Goosey: And now I'm . . . really brunette.
Ticia: Hehe
Goosey: It's weird.
Goosey: Lovely color, though.
Goosey: It finally transitioned through that awful dishwater-weathered-barn-door color.
Goosey: Now it's almost a chestnut in the right light.
Goosey: Why does that word look funny today?
Ticia: chestnut?
Goosey: Yeah
Ticia: I was thinking the same thing.
Goosey: Maybe it's the font -- the t's look particularly punctuative today.
Goosey: chesTnuT
Ticia: Maybe it's the "A" right in front of it.
Ticia: I think of nuts, not color.
Goosey: What A?
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: Oh
Ticia: I would probably say your hair is chestnut, not A chestnut
Goosey: Your hair is a pecan.
Ticia: Hehe
Ticia: Mine's more of a walnut.
Ticia: We're such dorks.

Eat at ???

Goosey: Bonnie wants you guys opinion on where we should go grab food
Goosey: She says burgers are out
Randy: Taco Bell?
ThePhan: Pizza.
ThePhan: Because I wish I had pizza.
Goosey: Pizza is out too. She WORKS at Domino's.
Goosey: *LIVES
ThePhan: Chinese.
ThePhan: Because I also wish I had Chinese.
* ThePhan is just hungry. She may need a snack.
Goosey: Chinese is out. She's been to China. The food was bad.
Goosey: She says you guys aren't good at this game.
ThePhan: ...Thai?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: A sandwich place!
ThePhan: Applebee's!
ThePhan: A chicken place!
ThePhan: IHOP!
ThePhan: Raid my fridge!
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: We've decided on Subway.
ThePhan: Yum.
Goosey: Thank for playing.

Scary Don

Ticia: Don just scared ten bejeebers out of me.
Ticia: I stood up in the dark room I was in to go get kids to bed, and he was standing right behind me, silently staring at me.
Ticia: I stood up and suddenly I was face to face with him. DIED
Ticia: So, he is getting pillows and blankets for the kids and the neighbor girl, who is sleeping over, and I am recovering from dying of fright.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: I don't know how long he'd been standing there, but man, he is evil.
Ticia: Of course, I love that completely.
Ticia: Oh, it's fun to stand >< this close to the bathroom door when Don is in there and scare him. Hehe
Ticia: *scare him when he comes out
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: Or to arrange my blankets and pillows to look like I'm in bed, and then lie in wait on the floor beside the bed. He usually doesn't turn on the light when he comes home, because he doesn't want to wake me.
Ticia: hehehe
Ticia: scaring Don is an olympic event in this house.
Ticia: He's so pleased with himself right now.
Randy: LOL
Ticia: I made him go pick up my Five Guys food to make up for it. It should be ready just about now.
Goosey: mmmm
Ticia: So hungry.
Ticia: I'm going to go downstairs and wait for him to return.
Ticia is away.
Ticia: (so he can't do the scaring thing again.)

Ordering Guys

Ticia: I just ordered Five Guys online. Hehehe
Sam: You can order guys online?
Sam: I should have known.

Ten minutes later . . .

* Goosey JUST NOW GETS SAMS JOKE
* Goosey adds on to it too late
Goosey: Ticia: How many of them are Study Guys?
Randy: hehe

Bouts of WordPress

LaZorra: One of many things I hate a bout WordPress.
* Sentynel hates bouts of WordPress too.
LaZorra: Yeah. I have to take like six aspirin every time they come up.

Heavy Metal Toys

Discussing the aliens from Toy Story

Maryam: THE CLAAAWWWW
* TalkingDog somehow imagined Maryam saying that in a death metal growl. *blink*
Maryam: LOL
Maryam: Look, here they come... headbang furiously!
Goosey: LOL LOL
goldfishy: Hahaha that would be hilarious - Maryam singing a death metal tribute to Toy Story
goldfishy: Ohohoh! And then her follow up single could be about Up entitled "SQUIRREL!"
Goosey: fishy: YES
Maryam: Unfortunately I just do not have a death metaly voice.
goldfishy: Hmm well we will find someone with an appropriate voice, make them record it, and you can lip sync!
TalkingDog: WHO WILL GO. WHO WILL STAY. IT IS NOT FOR US TO SAY. ALL MUST HEED THE GREAT ONE'S LAW. BEND NOW TO ITS IRON WILL, THE CLAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
goldfishy: Rink Unions will never be the same again...
Sentynel: TD: I'd totally listen to that.
Maryam: TD: ahahahaha
* goldfishy HIGH-FIVES TD!
goldfishy: Me too!
Goosey: TD: WIN

Moaning brains

Goosey: GAH BRAINS SHOT OP AND LET ME WORK
Sentynel: Are your brains moaning "zombiiiiiiies...."?
Maryam: LOL
Goosey: LOL

Sea-faghrihng cats

Note: Revan's parting line here has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with any of the previous conversation -- or ANYTHING IN THE WORLD for that matter.

Revan: Cats' kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate from sea water. Night!
Revan has left.
Goosey: What?
redsang: Well that made my night.
redsang: I was worried about those sea-faring cats.
redsang: *fareing? faireeng? Faghrihng?
Goosey: LOL
redsang: It just didn't look right.
Goosey: hehe
* LaZorra now has "The Owl and the Pussycat" in her head.
LaZorra: "The owl and the pussycat went to sea, and the owl died because he had weaker kidneys."
TalkingDog: wat.
LaZorra: 0.0
* LaZorra has been awake too long.

Marmf.

TalkingDog: donut. nom.
Revan: I had one of those for lunch today, with some peach tea, a Fiji apple and jalapeno cheddar bagel. Kroger lunches are always fun before work. :-D
* TalkingDog has never had a donut and a bagel at the same time.
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: Linking them together would be the coolest magic trick.
LaZorra: TalkingDog, Food Magician!
LaZorra: "Watch me make this muffin DISAPPEAR!"
TalkingDog: marmf.

Crooked glasses and dumb bugs

LaZorra: Okay, I've lost my focus. I think that means it's time to change coffee shops. :-p
LaZorra is away.
* Sentynel adjusts LaZ's glasses
LaZorra has left.

(an hour and a half passes)

LaZorra has entered.
Sentynel: LaZ!
LaZorra: Dude, it took me FOREVER to get here because for some reason I couldn't see straight.
Sentynel: LOL
LaZorra: And then I realize, it's because my glasses are all out of whack.
Sentynel: I wondered what happened to you.
LaZorra: It's the weirdest thing.
Sentynel: Tell you what is weird - the bug I'm looking at at the moment.
Sentynel: Apparently, it can't count above a day.

(Funny thing here is, my brain interprets this as him complaining about an insect that can't count. Then I realize he's talking about code.

Sentynel: The playlist length goes all screwy if it's over a day.
Sentynel: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds? Absolutely fine.
LaZorra: YOUR FACE is weird.
Sentynel: Add a track and it jumps to 2 days, 1 hour.
Sentynel: And nothing above that does anything logical at all.
LaZorra: (Especially through these glasses.)
Sentynel: HOW RUDE
LaZorra: Sent. O.o
LaZorra: (that's what your face looks like)
Sentynel: LOL
iwpg: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL

Triple negative

* Goosey is staying up way too late with no good reason
* Goosey also now has hiccups.
Randy: BOOO!
LaZorra: The hiccups are a good reason to stay up.
Goosey: Randy: That always sounds like you are objecting strenuously to the hiccups.
Randy: Well I'm also doing that.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL, I didn't get that that's NOT what he wasn't doing.
LaZorra: That's...that it...isn't what he wasn't doing...or something.
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: I AM TIRED OKAYYYYYyyyyyyyyyxzzzzz
Goosey: LOL aww

Dublicating

* Goosey HUGS LaZora!
Goosey: *r
* LaZorra HUGS Gosey!
Goosey: :P
LaZorra: hee
* Randy HUGS LaZorra!
* LaZorra HUGS Randy-who-has-no-dublicate-letters-in-his-name!
Goosey: DUBLICATE
* LaZorra dubs Randy into another language.
Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab
Randy: gah!
Randy: I meanr
Randy: meant
Randy: Jsem dublicate Randy. Jsem se spletl v laboratoři
Goosey: LOL RANDY IS DUBLICATING
Randy: silly google translate
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL

Lowercase cravings

Goosey: Last night I dreamed I harvested my lone surviving carrot . . .
Goosey: It was dark red, and huge, and had several small round carrots also attached to the same stem . . . so weird . . .
Goosey: Then later in the dream, which involved a strange beach strewn with barbecued ribs . . . Neil Gaiman and Ian McKellen (who was an author in my dream) were fighting over which one of them got me as a writing assistant. :D
LaZorra: BEEBEEKEW
Goosey: O__O
* LaZorra IS HAVING SERIOUS BARBECUE CRAVINGS NOW.
LaZorra: er.
* LaZorra forgot she turned her capslock on instead of hitting shift.
* LaZorra is only having lowercase barbecue cravings.

Cute fat pink ... and tired

Goosey: I helped bathe a baby! :D
Randy: awwwwww
Randy: How old?
Goosey: 3 months. :D
Randy: Cute
Goosey: Cute, fat, pink ... hee!
LaZorra: Sounds like the chicken nuggets I had for dinner.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Randy: those might not have been cooked well...
Goosey: And ew, chicken nuggets should NOT be pink.
LaZorra: hehe
LaZorra: I didn't actually have chicken nuggets for dinner.
LaZorra: For some reason, they equate to pink in my head.
* LaZorra is way, way tired.

Blond(e)

* Randy is a blonde. Like really blonde.
wintermute: You know that the trailing E makes it feminine, right?
wintermute: On men, it's "blond".
Randy: Really? Then what do I say
Randy: Oh
Randy: Um
Nyperold: You know, someone could say, "Well, that proves it!"...
Goosey: LOL

Big puddle

ThePhan: I just glanced out the library window and thought, "Holy cow, that is a HUGE puddle the rain made on the ground!" But really I'd just forgotten that the library is right next to the lake.

Movie warning

Goosey: Hallo!
Goosey: So, last night . . . saw the first 20 minutes of Harry Potter . . .
Goosey: But my sister wasn't feeling well . . . and she threw up. :(
Goosey: So we got refund tickets and will see the movie Monday night.
* Sentynel makes note - "don't see Harry Potter, will make you vomit."

Taco

Randy has entered.
Maryam: Randy!
Randy: Hola mi amigas y amigos
TalkingDog: Taco.
Goosey: LOL

Stop hitting yourself!

Sentynel: You ever woken up with an arm completely numb?
Goosey: LOL yeah. Not comfy.
Goosey: Especially when you are trying to turn off the alarm before your roommate kills you.
Sentynel: Mostly my problem is I don't entirely twig that it's completely numb, and try and move it.
Sentynel: Getting no feedback, more muscle power is applied
Sentynel: Which results in my slightly rubbery, unresponsive hand impacting my face at great velocity.
Sentynel: This happens annoyingly frequently.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: You're the only person I know of to play the "stop hitting yourself!" game with yourself.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Maryam: LOL. I shall remember that next time it happens and crack myself up while nursing a sore nose.

Brain drain

Sentynel: Also, my resting heart rate is so low that if I stand up suddenly all the brain drains out of my blood, which in severe cases can lead to straight-up collapsing, and failing that rapid sitting down and waiting for my vision to return.
Sentynel: Um.
Sentynel: *blood drains out of my brain
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
Maryam: LOL!
Goosey: SENT HAS BRAIN DRAIN
Maryam: Do zombies have a high brain level in their blood?
Goosey: LOL

Sentynel's Maroks

* Sentynel communicates solely in sentences ending in exclamation maroks!
Sentynel: ...
Sentynel: *marks

WHY

ThePhan: I say some strange things when I am alone.
ThePhan: Just now I found myself saying out loud, in a terrible fake French accent, "Where are my headphones? Zey are - how you say - important to me."
ThePhan: WHY DID I DECIDE I NEEDED TO DO THAT

Flush the Snake AWAY!

geneva: This reminds me of a slightly unrelated story. One day I came home from a party really sleepy
geneva: and apparently I dropped my phone down the toilet
geneva: now, I was washing my hands when I looked and saw lights at the bottom of the toilet. I don't know what was going through my head but the first thing I thought was SNAKE!
geneva: my reaction to this was, for some reason, to flush said toilet repeatedly
goldfishy: Flush the snake away!
geneva: when the lights wouldn't go away I got curious and stuck my head in the bowl real close, and realized it was my phone
Kysle: My sister dropped her wallet/purse into an outhouse, once.
geneva: From that day on I realized my survival instincts were broken
geneva: 1) Lights = Snake.......what????
geneva: 2) Snake = FLUSH THE TOILET!!! FLUSH THE TOILET!!!! o.O What the heck....
geneva: and 3) It won't go away, so I'm going to stick my head REALLY CLOSE next to it.......>.<

Cabbage

Goosey: Morning! I got cabbages!
Sentynel: Cabbage does not belong in any excited sentence ever.
Goosey: It does when you will be making a delicious corned beef and cabbage dinner for your brother's St. Patty's Day Party tonight.
Sentynel: Cabbage does not belong in anything described as delicious either.
* Sentynel shudders

Russian Lesson

geneva: ugh
geneva: I gotta come up with a lesson plan for the Russian Revolution
* geneva cries
TalkingDog: In Soviet Russia, lesson plans you.
geneva: lol TD
Sentynel: Spend the entire lesson talking in a comedy Russian accent. Feed them borscht. Send half of them to Siberia.
Sentynel: Or all of them, for that matter.
geneva: LOL
geneva: Everytime someone talks I send them to Siberia
Sentynel: Exactly!
geneva: Thats eet, you go to Siberia now, dont pass go, no collect 200 ruble

Hardcore

* Maryam does dishes bluuuuhhhh
Maryam is away.
Grishny: bluuuuhhh she says. Does that mean she's crying?
ThePhan: Maybe she is washing the dishes in her own tears.
ThePhan: That would be intense.
Sam: Maryam is HARDCORE.

Soy Late

* LaZorra needs coffee. /me has a coupon. /me goes for a soy late.
* LaZorra forgets how /me works.
Goosey: LOL
10Kan: LaZorra, you're the best internet-using cavegirl ever.
LaZorra: MANY MOONS PAST, ME EAT BUG
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: A soy late?
Sentynel: Is that one that doesn't arrive until you want to go to bed?
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: LOL!!
LaZorra: LATTE
LaZorra: A LATTE
LaZorra: SHOT OP SENT
* LaZorra mails a shot op.
Sentynel: I'm pretty sure sending corpses through the postal service is illegal.
Sentynel: Is this like the Godfather? Rather than waking up to a horse's head in my bed, I'm going to find a body in my pigeon hole warning me about mocking your typos?
LaZorra: Sent: I didn't say he was dead. It's just a flesh wound.
10Kan: I hope the pigeons are uncommon large, or it's going to get really messy.
LaZorra: OKAY I REALLY AM GOING TO GET A LATTE NOW
Dave has entered.
LaZorra: :-P
Sentynel: LaZ: I think sending live people through the mail is illegal as well.
Sentynel: Enjoy. =p
Dave: n00bz
* LaZorra makes a Dave latte.
10Kan: d4v3z
* LaZorra is basically drinking liquid bricks and smashed insects.
LaZorra is away.
Goosey: Ewwwwwwww

Cheater

* Sentynel blinks
Sentynel: I can read Greek.
Sentynel: I'm not sure entirely when this happened.
Sentynel: But the title to one of the songs on one of today's new albums is in Greek, and I can read it.
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: QUICK
LaZorra: TRY SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES
* Sentynel focuses really hard, then cheats and tucks his laser pointer behind his ear

Piddly and Quirky

LaZorra: If I were a celebrity, especially a quirky one (and really, what other kind would I be?), I would totally go around contributing piddly little bits of money to extremely random foundations.
LaZorra: Just so that people would look at it and think, "Nah, it's not HER."

Harry Potter by Dave

Dave: I'm on the sixth one now.
Dave: I have to say, they fit together much better when you read them all at once.
Dave: Although I think I can retitle the books so the titles are more accurate than the ones JK came up with.
Dave: Here's my list of new improved titles.
Dave: Harry Potter and the Turbaned Terrorist
Dave: Harry Potter and the Girls Loo
Dave: Harry Potter and Friends Break The Law Over and Over
Dave: Harry Potter and the Ridiculously Overcomplex Plot to Get Him To Touch a Portkey
Dave: Harry Potter and Friends Bitch At Each Other
Dave: Harry Potter and Professor Snapes Old Potions Book
Dave: Harry Potter and The Long Camping Trip
Dave: See? Much better.
goldfishy: Not quite as refined but they work
Dave: I'm nothing if not unrefined.

Corn Chips

ThePhan: The interviewer said, "Gorgeous, gorgeous" to Gwyneth Paltrow's dress, but I thought he said, "Corn chips, corn chips."
Sam: THE DRESS IS MADE OF CORN CHIPS.

Just Say SAID

ThePhan: I eventually want to film one of the talky scenes from the book with the actors doing EXACTLY what Meyer says her characters are doing. Because I'm pretty sure she just picks random words that can mean "said" and throws in adverbs and descriptions of gestures at random.
Sam: TP: UGH.
ThePhan: Her characters carry on calm discussions while they swoon and flail and their eyes flame right before they whisper tearfully and right after they snarl exotically.
Sam: JUST SAY "SAID".
Sam: LOL LOL LOL
Dave: Twighlight damages brains.
* Sam laughs, snarling exotically.

Big Teeth

ThePhan: Just saw an ad for Little Red Riding Hood. Is Mia/Mina/whatsherface ONLY going to be in dark remakes of children's stories?
Sam: The Twilight director is making that.
Sam: Which explains why it looks like Twilight.
ThePhan: Gah. Sad.
ThePhan: The Twilight director shouldn't make anything.
Sentynel: "My, what big teeth you have, Grandma!" "All the better to drink your blood with. What? That's cool now."
Sam: Sent: LOL

Phanniness

* ThePhan keeps on using nonexistent words in her conversation with her friend Anna. So far she's talked about something "not working Internetly" and expressed doubt about Anne Hathaway's "hostyness."

Sam Won't Share

Sam: WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN CLOTHES
Mia: You know you care, Sam.
NessaChan: lol.
Sentynel: He's just jealous 'cos he doesn't look as good in a dress.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: Does Captain Kirk look better in the dress?
Sentynel: Only if it's a warp dress.
ThePhan: Because maybe he should share.
Sam: I will not share.
Randy: Meany.
NessaChan: Captain Kirk makes everything look fabulous.

Hokey Cokey

ThePhan: OK, Internet is iffyish in here. So I may jump in and out.
goldfishy: In out, in out, you shake it all about! You do the hokey cokey and you turn around - and that's what Phan's net's all about! HEY!
ThePhan: goldfishy: LOL

Syntax Error

Randy: gtffffffffxgtttttttttttttttttttttt dcvc
niekie: Parsing failed. Syntax error.
Randy: sorry, 2 year old typing

This Post Is Hilarious~

Goosey: Oh yay~
Goosey: !
Goosey: Hrm. That ~ almost makes it look sarcastic.
Sam: Oh no, that totally doesn't look sarcastic~
Sam: By the way, you are SO awesome~
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I'm whooping for joy over here~
Sam: You're right, that does work.
Goosey: I KNEW we'd find a reason for that funny little symbol someday.
Sentynel: There's already a reason. It's your home directory on Unix systems.
Sentynel: Now I'm forever going to be thinking my file paths are being sarcastic at me.
iwpg: LOL
Sam: That makes ~2 uses for it so far!
Sam: If only we could think of a third....
Sentynel: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: You guys are so funny~

Anti-Socialist

Ticia: Someone once asked me why we home school, and I jokingly answered "Because we're anti-socialists." She said "Oh, that's not true! You're one of the most social people I know!"
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: And then I laughed, silently, for hours.

Frission

Goosey: Why? Why why why do I like scary movies?
Ticia: Because the word frission is one of the coolest words (and feelings) in the world?
Ticia: Just say it. "Frission"
Ticia: Frissssssssion

Hon vs. Babe

* Ticia is all caught up on links now.
* Grishny unhooks Ticia from the links
Grishny: There you go, hon.
Grishny: You had some trailers.
Grishny: Those things just stick to everything, don't they?
Maryam: I totally thought that was Goosey. Especially because of the "hon".
Goosey: LOL
Grishny: Dang. I knew I should have gone with "babe"

In chat, Grish and I look an awful lot alike. Outside of chat, not so much. ;)

Mouthful of What?

Maryam: iwpg: Did you forget how to finish words?
Grishny: Thi i aweso wa to ta! I ma perfe sen!
Goosey: LOL
Grishny: That actually sounds like someone talking with a mouth full of food.
Goosey: O_O
Goosey: Oh, "food" not "blood" which is how I first read it.
Ticia: LOL
Grishny: Believe it or not, after I typed it and hit enter, I reread it and thought "mouthful of blood' too.

Fries and Chips

* TalkingDog has a well-balanced lunch today. Fries AND chips, with a side of we-need-to-go-shopping.

Poophead

Maryam: Ok, so I need a strategy for dealing with my stupid rude poophead of a neighbor.
Maryam: Part of the strategy will be not calling them that to their face.

"Singing"

Sentynel: I have just discovered the oddest music ever.
Sentynel: It's a hybrid of pop-techno and death metal.
Sentynel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF-3edk7qYI
Sentynel: Some genre fusion music works really well. And then there's this.
Goosey: Why do people enjoy "singing" that sounds like Legion clearing its collective throat?
TalkingDog: That is the best description ever.

Glade

LaZorra: I had a crazy great-aunt, but she was more like very sharp and didn't care what anyone thought.
LaZorra: My dad and I were playing cards with her once, and she let out a very loud fart, followed by, "Oh dear, get the Glade."

BRING

LaZorra: Goosey: Whoa, you have crazy dreams.
LaZorra: I dreamed about Twitter and paper plates last night.
Goosey: LaZ: My head is a strange, strange wonderland.
Goosey: BRING
Goosey: *BORING
* LaZorra BRINGS
* Goosey makes telephone noises.
* LaZorra answers Goosey.
LaZorra: Hello? Hello?

Be Still

Leen: I get this little tiny cup of coffee, and he tries to still it! Hrmph.
LaZorra: And he said to the coffee, "Pease! Be still!"
Ticia: He tried to turn it into alcohol?
* LaZorra gives up.
Leen: Um yeah, *steal
Leen: :-P
Sam: Peas are always rolling around.
Sam: Hard to keep them still.
Ticia: LaZorra likes to share her typos around sometimes.
* LaZorra feels perfectly justified in pointing out other people's typose. :-p
Leen: I read that like 3 times, and still didn't see the typo.
Leen: lol
* Sam adopts the Ty pose.
Sentynel: LaZ: You typoed "typo". =p
LaZorra: OH WHATEVER
Nyperold: Pease coffee hot! Pease coffee cold! Pease coffee in the pot, 9 days old!
LaZorra: YOU PEOPLE SUCK

Hot Op

LaZorra: Also, I'll have to reward the braces info.
LaZorra: And by "reward," I opbviuosly mean "reaserach"
LaZorra: ...exept not.
Sam: Opbviuosly.
LaZorra: GAH
LaZorra: AHOT OP
LaZorra: SHOT. SHOT OP
* Sam is a hot op.

Equation

Goosey: -78 b
Goosey: SOrry, knocked over my keyboard
Sentynel: It's probably bad that I keep reading "-78b" as part of an equation for something.

Tarragon

Sam: Tarragon sounds more like a warrior name than a spice.
Sam: TARRAGON, THE MIGHTY.
Sam: WITH CILANTRO, HIS AMBIGUOUSLY ETHNIC WACKY SIDEKICK!
Sam: EMBROILED IN A PERILOUS EPIC BATTLE WITH HIS ARCH-ENEMY MARJORAM IN A RACE AGAINST THYME!
Sam: (har har har)
Nyperold: CAN HE RESCUE HIS LOVE INTEREST ANISE FROM FOUL MARJORAM'S CLUTCHES?
Nyperold: "No! I'll never tell!" "Then let's see how you endure... THE RACK!"
Sam: "FEAR NOT, FAIR ANISE!" Tarragon shouted. "I'M CUMIN TO GET YOU!"
* Nyperold looks at a list.
Nyperold: Ooh. So this happens at the end of the story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovage
Sam: hahaha
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: And so that's the end of this savory caper?
Sam: Yeah. In the sequel, Anise gets lost (damsels being what they are), and Tarragon got fed up, so he married Rosemary instead.
Goosey: Adapted to a screenplay by Cory Ander.
Sam: I love Cory's work.
Sam: Talented family in general. I love his sister Lav's bath salts.
Goosey: Brought to you by MSG Studios.

Mustache!

LaZorra: HERE IS A CAT WITH DARTH VADER ON IT: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance...0/enhanced-buzz-2293-1298164286-48.jpg
LaZorra: I mean, hi.
Sentynel: LaZ: I, er, that's awesome.
Grishny: Oh yeah? Well here is a beard made of lightsabers! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/
Goosey: Grish: That is a mustache.
Grishny: Well dang.
Grishny: I misspoke.
Grishny: Again.
Grishny: I think I'm exceeding my quota.
LaZorra: Goosey/Grish: LOL
ThePhan: A beard made of a mustache?
Goosey: Hahaha mustache
Goosey: .... *amazing.
Goosey: As in "That post was amazing."
Goosey: ...
Sentynel: Goosey: LOL LOL
* Goosey's fingers will get not dessert today.
Goosey: >..
Goosey: *no
Sentynel: I am so using moustache as a synonym of awesome from this point on.
* Goosey slinks away.
Sentynel: HEY LAZORRA, YOU ARE SO MOUSTACHE.
Goosey: HEY LAZORRA I DID ALL YOUR TYPOS FOR YOU SO YOU CAN HAVE THE DAY OFF
LaZorra: GOOSEY THANK YOU
LaZorra: I WILL LEAVE NOW
LaZorra: Sent: I actually call my mom's cat "Jabba the Catt" because she's so huge. That cracked me up.
Kysle: I thought you just said you called your MOM "Jabba the Cat"
* LaZorra also just nw sees gooseY"S hahahahamustache post and dies laughing.
Kysle: And I as, like, "..."
Goosey: LOL LOL
Kysle: *was
LaZorra: GOOSEY YOU RATE TOTALLY MUSTACHE
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *YOU ARE
* LaZorra rates Goosey's mustache a 7.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: LAZORRA I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
Goosey: (say it aloud)
LaZorra: LOL LOL

No Pink?

ScatterBot: Name a color that starts with P.
ScatterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
ScatterBot: Raise objections to any invalid entries at this time. (2 required to disqualify
ScatterBot: Vote 1 for puce.
ScatterBot: Vote 2 for periwinkle.
Nyperold: vote 2
ThePhan: vote 1
Ticia: vote 1
Randy: No pink? We are AWESOME
Goosey: vote 2
Goosey: Or Purple? LOL

Hooray for Rears!

ScatterBot: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Goosey wins 1 point for femur.
ScatterBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Goosey wins 2 points for femur.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
Ticia: Woo!
Ticia: Hooray for rears!

Kill These People

LaZorra: SO HELP ME I WILL KILL THESE PEOPLE
LaZorra: Producer: "Looks like this file is the same as this other file."
LaZorra: Me: "Email the coordinator and tell her to fix it."
LaZorra: Producer: *continues to look at both files*
LaZorra: Me: "Looks like they deleted your other project file."
LaZorra: Producer: "Yeah, these are definitely the same file."
LaZorra: Me: "I can probably restore it from a draft."
LaZorra: Producer: "Look, see, these are the same file."
LaZorra: Me: "EMAIL THE COORDINATOR. GET HER TO FIX IT BEFORE SHE LEAVES."
LaZorra: Producer: "Yeah, this guy was definitely in the other story."
LaZorra: Me: *harrumphs, emails the coordinator*
LaZorra: Producer: "Oh, are you emailing the coordinator?"
LaZorra: Me: "YES"
LaZorra: Producer: "Oh, it looks like they deleted my other project file."
LaZorra: Me: *cartoon steam out of ears*
* Sentynel passes LaZorra a sword to help her kill these people.

Singing the Advice

Grishny: Do I want a pumpkin & pecan or a dark chocolate coconut?
10Kan: Pumpkin and pecan. Too early for dark chocolate.
ThePhan: Dark chocolate coconut sounds delicious.
ThePhan: But then I don't care for pumpkin or pecan. So, really, follow your heart.
* 10Kan is slinging the advice today.
* ThePhan is singing the advice today.
ThePhan: Eeeeeeat the dark choooocolate, la ba dee doo!

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Goosey: I have no idea where my hairbrush is . . .
ThePhan: Bob gave it to the peach, 'cause he's got hair.
10Kan: LOL
* 10Kan was waiting for that.

Shot Op

(Note: "op" is short for "operator", and administrative level in our chat room.)

LaZorra: Number of Python scripts written: 0
LaZorra: Number of mother's talked to on the phone: 1
Sentynel: Your mother's what?
LaZorra: SHOT OP
Goosey: Sent: You leave her alone! She just talked to her MOTHER. Can't you see she's TRAUMATIZED??
Goosey: O:-)
Sentynel: LOL
* Sentynel HUGS LaZorra!
Sentynel: I'M SORRY
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LZ shot me.
* ThePhan is a shot op.
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey/Sent!
ThePhan: :-(
LaZorra: I SHOT A PHAN IN PHOENIX JUST FOR STEALING MY WIFI
goldfishy: I shot the op, but I did not shoot the admin
Goosey: fishy: LOL!

Ward of Wordcraft

Goosey: ... I almost don't want to go today...
Randy: aww why not?
Goosey: It's my last Sunday in this ward. :( I hate goodbyes.
Kysle: Ack. I thought you said 'world'! :(
* ThePhan thought Goosey said that too. Meep.
Goosey: LOL LOL NO I STILL LIVE
Sentynel: Also, that ward/world misreading now has me singing "If I Ever Leave This Ward Alive" in my head...
Ticia: Sentynel: Next week, goosey can sing "A whole neeeeew waaaaard. "
Goosey: LOL
* Goosey HUGS Ticia!
* Ticia HUGS Goosey!
Nyperold: "We are the ward... we are the children..."
Goosey: You are all sillies.
Kysle: "The whole ward in my hand..."
Ticia: Yes. Yes we are.
Ticia: That's why you love us all.

Reptilian

Sentynel: I tend to sleep on one side of the bed, because the radiator's there and my body temperature drops like a stone overnight.
Sam: Sentynel is reptilian.
Maryam has entered.
Sentynel: Of course I'm not.
* Sentynel licks eyeballs.
Sam: Hey Maryam.
Maryam: Um. Hi.

WE WIN EVERYTHING

(I came into chat early this morning, and found this late-night hilarity left in the buffer. NO idea what was going on, lol.)

ThePhan: WE WIN EVERYTHING
* TalkingDog throws confetti.
* LaZorra eats the confetti!
* ThePhan high fives LaZorra.
ThePhan: Erm.
* ThePhan takes that high five back.
* LaZorra eats the high-five!
LaZorra: aww
* LaZorra is incredibly tired, hehe.
ThePhan: No positive reinforcement for eating bits of paper.
* TalkingDog throws tortilla chip crumbs?
LaZorra: Paper?!
LaZorra: I thought they were GLITTER.
LaZorra: I thought I was going to be like a unicorn and boob rainbows.
* LaZorra seems to be chaneling Cyanide and Happyness tonight.
LaZorra: *happiness
* TalkingDog is confused.
ThePhan: Boob rainbows?
ThePhan: And people thought Katy Perry's boob fireworks were weird...
LaZorra: ooer
LaZorra: *poop
* LaZorra's bain has gone dyslexing
* LaZorra herselve is going to sleep now
TalkingDog: Get me some sleep too.
* LaZorra obtains sleep fro teedee
LaZorra: Rip Phan Winkle.
LaZorra has left.
ThePhan: Good night!

Holy Crow

Sam: The Internet at our house is cutting out every five or ten minutes or so. It's crazy.
Goosey: Yikes.
LaZorra: Holy crow.
LaZorra: Any storms or anything there?
Ticia: Holy crow?
Ticia: I've never heard that expression.
LaZorra: holy crow (hoe-lee-kroh): n., A crow of utmost sanctity.

Tamales

* LaZorra has TAMALES.
Goosey: YAY
geneva: nummies!
LaZorra: It has been YEARS since I had a real tamale.
Sentynel: I have no idea what those are, but from the other side of the room it looked like "FEMALES".
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra has FEMALE TAMALES.

Ow, my Bach!

Sam: Man, my bach still hurts.
Ticia: My beethoven is killing me.
goldfishy: I have this random ache all down the left hand side of my Mozart.
Ticia: goldfishy: I hate it when that happens!
Goosey: You guys think you have it bad. I've had issues with my Chopin all week.
wintermute: My Rachmaninov hurts in cold weather.
Ticia: That makes it tough, when you're Chopin Brocolli.
Goosey: Don't even get me started about my Pachelbel.
Sam: LOL! I came back and read the buffer backwards, trying to figure out where this silly classical composer joke started.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: BACK BACK BACK
* Sam is back.
Ticia: Poor Sam.

LaZorra Takes Off

* LaZorra takes off for the afternoon.
Sentynel: LaZorra, you are cleared for takeoff on runway zero zero.
LaZorra: Roger Ebert that, Big Kamikaze. This is Lufthansa Foxxette sayin' yippee-ti-yi-yo and WHOOSH!
* LaZorra may be channeling a little Howlin' Mad Murdock.
LaZorra: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAA
LaZorra: SEXY CAULIFLOWER OOH LA CRUNCH
LaZorra has left.
* Sentynel dies laughing.

A little explanation: "Sexy cauliflower ooh la crunch" was said earlier in the day, and Sam reprogrammed chat so that anybody leaving chat would automatically post that first. But it's HILARIOUS in this context, so I left it in. I love these people.