Saturday, April 28, 2012

Bitter American Failure

* TalkingDog regrets tonight's McNuggets.
Goosey: TD: oogie?
TalkingDog: Half a bottle of Dew, and the aftertaste is still there.
TalkingDog: It tastes like bitter American failure.
Goosey: TD: ew
TalkingDog: It tasted more like chicken at the time.
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: TD: Aww, but LOL

Do Not Feed the Ego

Rose_Monster: How is everyone here?
* wintermute is pretty awesome.
* Rose_Monster agrees with that. :)
Maryam: Rose: Don't feed his ego.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: That should be a sign somewhere in RinkChat. Do Not Feed the wintermute's Ego.
Goosey: LOL LOL
wintermute: What ego? O:-)
Goosey: So true.
Goosey: Mute: your head is so big that TD uses one of your old hats for a bed.
Maryam: LOL!
wintermute: LOL
Rose_Monster: WARNING: WINTERMUTE IN AREA. DO NOT FEED EGO OR YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE.
Rose_Monster: ^There's the sign.
Goosey: good job

Face Removal

Dave: That reminds me of the visa stamp I got in my passport the first time I visited New Zealand.
Dave: Or, well, I got it every time I visited. But it was only funny the first time.
Rose_Monster: What did it say?
Dave: It said something like how I had to be out of the country by one month of the date stamped below, or FACE REMOVAL.
Maryam: LOL
Sam: LOL LOL
Dave: I thought taking my face off was a pretty harsh punishment for overstaying my visa.
Sam: That sounds severe.
Maryam: That'd make sure I was out of the country by that time.
Sentynel: My NZ immigration stamp says "face deportation".
goldfishy: Sounds effective!

Country Music

Goosey: Oh my gosh. So we're playing music in Turntable.
Goosey: Somebody starts playin "Every Rose Has it's Thorn" by Poison.
Goosey: Noob asks "Is this country? ew."
Sentynel: o_o
Goosey: The entire room: "..."
Sam: ...
Goosey: If you can't tell the difference between a monster ballad and a country song, there is something wrong in your brain.
Sam: "Every cowboy sings a sad, sad song." <-------------- COUNTRY LYRICS
Sam: THAT MEANS = COUNTRY SONG
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: In all seriousness, that's probably what made him think that. Not that that's any excuse.
Goosey: Probably.

(I'm still kind of floored by this. Wow.)