Into the Freezer

Dave: Where on earth would you store 20 weeks' worth of food, anyhow?
Leen: In one of those big freezers Goosey was talking about.
Leen: They suckered Jake into one of those, too.
Goosey: Leen: Did they ever get him out?
Sam: Eh?
Sam: Leen didn't mean that they suckered Jake INTO THE FREEZER.
Dave: OH NO
Sam: Although that would have been hilarious.
Dave: JAKE IS IN THE FREEZER
Dave: AND GRANDMA IS PROTECTED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS
Sam: "Jake! What are you doing locked in the freezer!?" // "Well, it was a really irresistable sales pitch!"

Little kid.

Sam: That's a backspace joke. You kids probably don't get that.
Maryam: I think there's only one person in this room under 30 right now.
Goosey: And he's idle.
Sam: You're still kids to me.
Maryam: I got it, anyway.
Sam: Ok, not really.
Sam: But seriously, anyone even, like, three years younger than me HAS to be a kid.
Sam: When I'm 95, I'll probably look at the 90-year-olds in the nursing home and thinking, "Little kid."

Dew-dew run run!

* TalkingDog considers digging some quarters out of the change bucket for another Dew run.
TalkingDog: We have store brand Dew, actually. And I haven't tried this one. But any motivation for exercise is probably good. Right?
Leen: Suuuuure
Goosey: TD: yeS!
Sam: I drank it on a Monday, and my heart stood still. Dew-dew run run run, dew-dew run run!
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I drank it all down, and I had my fill. Dew-dew run run run, dew-dew run run!
Goosey: YEAH
Goosey: That Dew is fine
Goosey: YEAH Gonna make it mine
Sam: And then I drove it home...
Sam: Dew-dew run run run, dew-dew run run!
Goosey: :-D