Mustache!

LaZorra: HERE IS A CAT WITH DARTH VADER ON IT: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance...0/enhanced-buzz-2293-1298164286-48.jpg
LaZorra: I mean, hi.
Sentynel: LaZ: I, er, that's awesome.
Grishny: Oh yeah? Well here is a beard made of lightsabers! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/
Goosey: Grish: That is a mustache.
Grishny: Well dang.
Grishny: I misspoke.
Grishny: Again.
Grishny: I think I'm exceeding my quota.
LaZorra: Goosey/Grish: LOL
ThePhan: A beard made of a mustache?
Goosey: Hahaha mustache
Goosey: .... *amazing.
Goosey: As in "That post was amazing."
Goosey: ...
Sentynel: Goosey: LOL LOL
* Goosey's fingers will get not dessert today.
Goosey: >..
Goosey: *no
Sentynel: I am so using moustache as a synonym of awesome from this point on.
* Goosey slinks away.
Sentynel: HEY LAZORRA, YOU ARE SO MOUSTACHE.
Goosey: HEY LAZORRA I DID ALL YOUR TYPOS FOR YOU SO YOU CAN HAVE THE DAY OFF
LaZorra: GOOSEY THANK YOU
LaZorra: I WILL LEAVE NOW
LaZorra: Sent: I actually call my mom's cat "Jabba the Catt" because she's so huge. That cracked me up.
Kysle: I thought you just said you called your MOM "Jabba the Cat"
* LaZorra also just nw sees gooseY"S hahahahamustache post and dies laughing.
Kysle: And I as, like, "..."
Goosey: LOL LOL
Kysle: *was
LaZorra: GOOSEY YOU RATE TOTALLY MUSTACHE
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *YOU ARE
* LaZorra rates Goosey's mustache a 7.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: LAZORRA I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
Goosey: (say it aloud)
LaZorra: LOL LOL

No Pink?

ScatterBot: Name a color that starts with P.
ScatterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
ScatterBot: Raise objections to any invalid entries at this time. (2 required to disqualify
ScatterBot: Vote 1 for puce.
ScatterBot: Vote 2 for periwinkle.
Nyperold: vote 2
ThePhan: vote 1
Ticia: vote 1
Randy: No pink? We are AWESOME
Goosey: vote 2
Goosey: Or Purple? LOL

Hooray for Rears!

ScatterBot: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Goosey wins 1 point for femur.
ScatterBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Goosey wins 2 points for femur.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
Ticia: Woo!
Ticia: Hooray for rears!

Kill These People

LaZorra: SO HELP ME I WILL KILL THESE PEOPLE
LaZorra: Producer: "Looks like this file is the same as this other file."
LaZorra: Me: "Email the coordinator and tell her to fix it."
LaZorra: Producer: *continues to look at both files*
LaZorra: Me: "Looks like they deleted your other project file."
LaZorra: Producer: "Yeah, these are definitely the same file."
LaZorra: Me: "I can probably restore it from a draft."
LaZorra: Producer: "Look, see, these are the same file."
LaZorra: Me: "EMAIL THE COORDINATOR. GET HER TO FIX IT BEFORE SHE LEAVES."
LaZorra: Producer: "Yeah, this guy was definitely in the other story."
LaZorra: Me: *harrumphs, emails the coordinator*
LaZorra: Producer: "Oh, are you emailing the coordinator?"
LaZorra: Me: "YES"
LaZorra: Producer: "Oh, it looks like they deleted my other project file."
LaZorra: Me: *cartoon steam out of ears*
* Sentynel passes LaZorra a sword to help her kill these people.

Singing the Advice

Grishny: Do I want a pumpkin & pecan or a dark chocolate coconut?
10Kan: Pumpkin and pecan. Too early for dark chocolate.
ThePhan: Dark chocolate coconut sounds delicious.
ThePhan: But then I don't care for pumpkin or pecan. So, really, follow your heart.
* 10Kan is slinging the advice today.
* ThePhan is singing the advice today.
ThePhan: Eeeeeeat the dark choooocolate, la ba dee doo!