iPotato

Randy: Why does my tablet take FOREVER to charge?
Goosey: It hates you.
wintermute: You have it plugged into a potato.
Sessie: It is a potato.
TalkingDog: You are a potato.
Randy: One of those is possibly true.

Dave gets introduced to Minecraft

Dave: I think I just punched a chicken.
TalkingDog: Chicken puncher.
Nyperold: Kung Pow Chicken: Enter the Fist
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Dave: And... I got killed by a zombie.
TalkingDog: brainz
Dave: In retrospect, digging a big hole in the sand was probably not my best plan for surviving a monster attack.
TalkingDog: Zombies don't like swords. You should make one.
Dave: I was trying, but I couldn't figure out how.
Dave: I guess I'll watch some videos now to find out what the hell to do.
Sam: LOL
Dave: I managed to build a workbench. But I couldn't find sticks. And everything beyond that requires sticks, apparently.
Dave: I punched the fork out of plenty of trees, but no sticks.
Randy: LOL
TalkingDog: Sticks are made from planks.
Dave: Ooooh. Thanks.
Dave: I absolutely love that resource collection involves PUNCHING THINGS.
Goosey: LOL LOL
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Dave: Oh man, you lose all your stuff when you die? My precious, precious things! That I punched various objects to collect!
TalkingDog: You can go pick it up, if it hasn't despawned.
TalkingDog: Items despawn in 5 minutes.  
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Dave: This tutorial guy needs to do more teaching and less telling me about how if I don't learn what he's about to teach I'll die.
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: That doesn't sound like a great tutorial.
Dave: Because I already learned that part the hard way.
Maryam: Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?
LaZorra: "Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?" is the best out-of-context line I've seen for a while.
LaZorra: IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE STICKS
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: Whoa. I made a door.
Goosey: Yay a door!
Dave: I punched the stuff out of a tree and somehow made a door. That's awesome.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: I am glad you are enjoying yourself punching the stuff out of stuff.
Dave: LaZorra: It IS hard to make sticks. I mean, I thought punching trees would be enough. But no, first you have to punch trees to get wood, then you combine the wood into planks, and then from planks you can make sticks.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: Making sticks is SCIENCe.
Goosey: Okay, Goosey is going to make herself go to bed now.
Dave: How do I pause. Does it just auto pause?
Randy: nights!
Goosey: Dave: Esc.
TalkingDog: It'll pause if you're out of window too, but not if you have certain things open. (Inventory, crafting window, and similar.)
Dave: Ok cool.
Goosey: Dave: Also, pressing F3 will show your coordinates, and F5 will change the camera view
Dave: I wasn't sure if it actually paused on the options screen or not.
Goosey: yuppers
Dave: COORDINATES
Dave: Those could be handy.
Goosey: yus
Goosey: HAVE FUN

5-hour sheep

goldfishy: Anyway, I should try grabbing the 5 hours sheep still available to me so I can function tomorrow - because apparently that is desirable?
goldfishy: Night night
Nyperold: Seeya!
Randy: Sleep!
Randy: night!
goldfishy has left.
wintermute: A five-hour sheep?
Nyperold: You know, before the alamb goes off.
wintermute: She mutton be very tired.
Nyperold: Wool, that's to be expected.
Sentynel: These puns are bleating awful.
Randy: You could say they are baaaad
Goosey: Bet you guys feel sheepish.
wintermute: That's not a pun.
Goosey: Says ewe.

Bitter American Failure

* TalkingDog regrets tonight's McNuggets.
Goosey: TD: oogie?
TalkingDog: Half a bottle of Dew, and the aftertaste is still there.
TalkingDog: It tastes like bitter American failure.
Goosey: TD: ew
TalkingDog: It tasted more like chicken at the time.
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: TD: Aww, but LOL

It ALL the things!

ThePhan: The last five ChaCha questions I got have been: one about cars, one about fishing, one about a chemistry equation, one about world politics, and one about football.
Randy: hehe
ThePhan: It's like they're trying to it ALL of the things I know nothing about.
Goosey: lol
ThePhan: ...It?
Goosey: LOL
Nyperold: Try to it ALL of the things!
ThePhan: I can't even remember what verb I was going for.
Sentynel: Hit?
ThePhan: Hit! I bet that was it
* Sentynel translates ThePhan for ThePhan.
* ThePhan bets the next one is a math question.

Tell Hearts and Other Pink Stuff to SHUT UP Month

Sam: What's February for you?
Goosey: Tell Hearts and Other Pink Stuff to SHUT UP Month
Sam: Ohhh.
Sam: Here. You may have a ♥ to tell to shut up.
Sam: You TELL that ♥.
Goosey: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE HEART
Ticia: ♥
* ♥ is silenced by Goosey and by Sam
* Goosey is given a @-`-,--`,--`-,---- by Ticia.
Goosey: That actually made me feel a little better
Randy: LOL
Goosey: YAY thanks Ticia!
* @-`-,--`,--`-,---- is smashed by Goosey and by Sam.
Sam: Oh wait, that was a good thing?
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: lol
Goosey: Sam: They are if they are presents for me. Then they are acceptable.
Sam: Ohhh.
Goosey: It's only the ones that are saying NEENER NEENER NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE ME TO YOU that must be punished.
Randy: Those are evil
Sam: Ok, here is a ♥ from me to you. And here is a ♥ I just saw somewhere. Now bring a thunderstorm of love/hate smackdown on 'em!
Goosey: Thanks for the ♥ Sam!
Goosey: YOU OTHER ♥ SHUT UP AND GO AWAY
* Sam mashes the ♥ into a ♦ and sells it on eBay.
Goosey: LOL!
Ticia: G♥o♥o♥s♥e♥y♥t♥o♥t♥t♥a♥l♥y♥r♥o♥c♥k♥s♥
Goosey: :-D
Ticia: Haha, that is awesome.
* Sam ♣s the ♥ and buries it with a ♠.
Ticia: lol
Goosey: hahahhaah
Sam: Stupid ♥. Sitting there, all "Hey. I'm a ♥."
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I know how to pull Dave into this conversation.
Sam: Hey Dave. Ever notice that a ♥ is kind of like upside-down boobs?
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: No
Sam: Well. Now you know.
Dave: Sweet
Dave: Those are kind of droopy boobs, though.
Dave: I mean, hey. Wear a bra, honey.
Sam: Or maybe they're lighter-than-air right-side-up ones.
Goosey: Dirigible boobs?
Sam: That would be a great name for a band.
Dave: Either way, not cool.
Maryam: I would not want my boobs to be attacking my chin.
Randy: hehe
Sam: TOPICBOT

Return of the Chicken Panties

Dave: Don't put marbles in your nose. Do not put them in there!
Ticia: ???
Mia: Ticia: What is there to question? Don't put marbles up your nose. Seems pretty straight-forward to me.
* Sam is a male chauvinistic pig, because he believes that men can be bigger pigs than women can.
Ticia: I was wondering why Dave said that suddenly.
Goosey: lol
Sam: One time I didn't eat a bug.
Sam: But just the once.
Ticia: I'm guessing it's because he has a marble up each nostril.
* Lirelyn has no marbles to not put up her nose.
* TalkingDog thinks Dave is making a Home Movies reference, if he remembers his Adult Swim cartoons right
Randy: I think I tried to do that when I was a kid.
Mia: What about pennies? Are pennies okay to shove up your nose?
Dave: I dunno. The show didn't say anything about pennies.
Dave: I would guess it's ok.
Mia: Ah, okay. Good to know!
* Sam puts Mia's wrap up his nose
Mia: Oh, that's where my wrap went! I've been looking for that thing for like...12 years!
Dave: THAT'S A WRAP
Randy: Chicken wraps are awesome
Sam: CHICKEN PANTIES
Randy: Thats worse than a bacon bra.
Sam: I said that instead of "chicken patties" one time.
Sam: It was funny
Goosey: Sam: Either Phan or I has that in our blog somewhere hahaha

And here it is! http://rinkquotes.blogspot.com/2010/05/bread-shorts-and-chicken-panties.html

Eat at ???

Goosey: Bonnie wants you guys opinion on where we should go grab food
Goosey: She says burgers are out
Randy: Taco Bell?
ThePhan: Pizza.
ThePhan: Because I wish I had pizza.
Goosey: Pizza is out too. She WORKS at Domino's.
Goosey: *LIVES
ThePhan: Chinese.
ThePhan: Because I also wish I had Chinese.
* ThePhan is just hungry. She may need a snack.
Goosey: Chinese is out. She's been to China. The food was bad.
Goosey: She says you guys aren't good at this game.
ThePhan: ...Thai?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: A sandwich place!
ThePhan: Applebee's!
ThePhan: A chicken place!
ThePhan: IHOP!
ThePhan: Raid my fridge!
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: We've decided on Subway.
ThePhan: Yum.
Goosey: Thank for playing.

Scary Don

Ticia: Don just scared ten bejeebers out of me.
Ticia: I stood up in the dark room I was in to go get kids to bed, and he was standing right behind me, silently staring at me.
Ticia: I stood up and suddenly I was face to face with him. DIED
Ticia: So, he is getting pillows and blankets for the kids and the neighbor girl, who is sleeping over, and I am recovering from dying of fright.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: I don't know how long he'd been standing there, but man, he is evil.
Ticia: Of course, I love that completely.
Ticia: Oh, it's fun to stand >< this close to the bathroom door when Don is in there and scare him. Hehe
Ticia: *scare him when he comes out
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: Or to arrange my blankets and pillows to look like I'm in bed, and then lie in wait on the floor beside the bed. He usually doesn't turn on the light when he comes home, because he doesn't want to wake me.
Ticia: hehehe
Ticia: scaring Don is an olympic event in this house.
Ticia: He's so pleased with himself right now.
Randy: LOL
Ticia: I made him go pick up my Five Guys food to make up for it. It should be ready just about now.
Goosey: mmmm
Ticia: So hungry.
Ticia: I'm going to go downstairs and wait for him to return.
Ticia is away.
Ticia: (so he can't do the scaring thing again.)

Ordering Guys

Ticia: I just ordered Five Guys online. Hehehe
Sam: You can order guys online?
Sam: I should have known.

Ten minutes later . . .

* Goosey JUST NOW GETS SAMS JOKE
* Goosey adds on to it too late
Goosey: Ticia: How many of them are Study Guys?
Randy: hehe

Triple negative

* Goosey is staying up way too late with no good reason
* Goosey also now has hiccups.
Randy: BOOO!
LaZorra: The hiccups are a good reason to stay up.
Goosey: Randy: That always sounds like you are objecting strenuously to the hiccups.
Randy: Well I'm also doing that.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL, I didn't get that that's NOT what he wasn't doing.
LaZorra: That's...that it...isn't what he wasn't doing...or something.
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: I AM TIRED OKAYYYYYyyyyyyyyyxzzzzz
Goosey: LOL aww

Dublicating

* Goosey HUGS LaZora!
Goosey: *r
* LaZorra HUGS Gosey!
Goosey: :P
LaZorra: hee
* Randy HUGS LaZorra!
* LaZorra HUGS Randy-who-has-no-dublicate-letters-in-his-name!
Goosey: DUBLICATE
* LaZorra dubs Randy into another language.
Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab
Randy: gah!
Randy: I meanr
Randy: meant
Randy: Jsem dublicate Randy. Jsem se spletl v laboratoři
Goosey: LOL RANDY IS DUBLICATING
Randy: silly google translate
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL

Cute fat pink ... and tired

Goosey: I helped bathe a baby! :D
Randy: awwwwww
Randy: How old?
Goosey: 3 months. :D
Randy: Cute
Goosey: Cute, fat, pink ... hee!
LaZorra: Sounds like the chicken nuggets I had for dinner.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Randy: those might not have been cooked well...
Goosey: And ew, chicken nuggets should NOT be pink.
LaZorra: hehe
LaZorra: I didn't actually have chicken nuggets for dinner.
LaZorra: For some reason, they equate to pink in my head.
* LaZorra is way, way tired.

Blond(e)

* Randy is a blonde. Like really blonde.
wintermute: You know that the trailing E makes it feminine, right?
wintermute: On men, it's "blond".
Randy: Really? Then what do I say
Randy: Oh
Randy: Um
Nyperold: You know, someone could say, "Well, that proves it!"...
Goosey: LOL

Taco

Randy has entered.
Maryam: Randy!
Randy: Hola mi amigas y amigos
TalkingDog: Taco.
Goosey: LOL

Sam Won't Share

Sam: WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN CLOTHES
Mia: You know you care, Sam.
NessaChan: lol.
Sentynel: He's just jealous 'cos he doesn't look as good in a dress.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: Does Captain Kirk look better in the dress?
Sentynel: Only if it's a warp dress.
ThePhan: Because maybe he should share.
Sam: I will not share.
Randy: Meany.
NessaChan: Captain Kirk makes everything look fabulous.

Syntax Error

Randy: gtffffffffxgtttttttttttttttttttttt dcvc
niekie: Parsing failed. Syntax error.
Randy: sorry, 2 year old typing

Horror Chat

goldfishy: My pvr just froze on a picture of a man looking particularly sinister - I hope I'm not in a horror movie
Randy: Noooo!
Randy: Don't go into that dark room goldy!
goldfishy: But I need something completely pointless...
Randy: Do you hear any ominous music?
goldfishy: There is music coming from somewhere, yes
goldfishy: Wait! I heard a noise!
goldfishy: Oh, it's ok! It's just a cat knocking things over to distract me from the killer appearing behind me with an enormous knife :-)
ThePhan: Just keep standing with your back to the open doorway. You'll be fine.
Randy: And make sure to tell us you will be right back
goldfishy: I'll be right back!
goldfishy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
goldfishy has left.
* Randy wipes the blade
TalkingDog: Did anyone hear that?
Randy: I mean
Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goldfishy has entered.
* goldfishy grabs TD's ankle with a bloody hand and gurgles something
* TalkingDog jumps and falls through the window, down two floors, and onto a large rose bush.
* goldfishy coughs blood and then slumps down and lays in a pool of her own blood, staring with the eyes of the dead
Randy: Was that written in blood?
goldfishy: Which bit?
Randy: The last
goldfishy: No
Randy: ok
ThePhan: "Staring with the eyes of the dead" would be a TERRIFYING message to see written in blood.
* TalkingDog writes on his shirt with his own blood and spells out... OSTRICH
goldfishy: But there is a very wobbly "Ra___" on the floor next to me where I tried to leave my final message to the police about my killer :-p
* TalkingDog was all random about ostriches today, before he died.
Randy: goldy: Obviously you were trying to say "RalkingDog".
goldfishy: And all those who mourn him will say, "Aww do you remember how he was all random about ostriches that day before..before..*sob*"
Randy: But now that he's dead its all a wash anyways
* TalkingDog comes back in the sequel anyway as if nothing happened, and it's never explained.
goldfishy: Are you a very solid ghost?
TalkingDog: That could be it.
Randy: hehe
* goldfishy pokes TD
TalkingDog: That's probably how the fans will retcon it, after the third movie changes how ghosts work.

Happy Birthday, RinkWorks! Have some typos!

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Happy 12th Birthday, RinkWorks!' by Sam.
Goosey: WOOOOOOOOOO
wintermute: Sam: What did you buy it?
goldfishy: More importantly - is there cake?
Sam: A shiny new topic for Mountain Stream.
wintermute: CAKE!
Randy: Yay!!!
Goosey: caaaaaaaaake
LaZorra: CAKE
LaZorra: RINKCAHEK
LaZorra: ...or something.
* LaZorra thinks her brain tried to get out "chat" and "cake" at the same time.
Goosey: YAY A NEW TYPO FOR THE OCCASION
LaZorra: :-.
* LaZorra should stat making balloon animals instead.
Goosey: MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS!! STAT!!
* LaZorra twists and twists and pops and pops.
* Goosey points at the other typo she just made fun of.
LaZorra: Oh.

Sillt Randy

[Randy->ThePhan, Goosey] took some pics of my hair growing experiment. Its sillt
[Goosey->Randy, ThePhan] SHOW
[ThePhan->Randy, Goosey] Where are these pictures?
[ThePhan->Randy, Goosey] If you don't show us, we will just have to assume you are lying and it is not sillt at all. :-P