Where have I been??

Replica19: there's a whole blog for quotes of here?! Where have I been all my liiiife???
* Goosey puts that on the quote blog

Sleep chatting

Goosey: I'm oly opening one eye halfway at intervals to type (16:49:20)
TalkingDog: just oof (16:49:21)
Goosey: Actually, now that I know I'm in the right window I'm not looking at all (16:49:30)
Goosey: So. (16:49:32)
Goosey: I hope you are saying nice things (16:49:38)
TalkingDog: hehe (16:49:41)
Goosey: hahaa TD you so funny, whatever you just said (16:49:47)
Maryam: LOL (16:49:52)
TalkingDog: hamsters (16:49:57)
Goosey: yummm (16:50:08)
* TalkingDog dies (16:50:14)
Goosey: yay! (16:50:15)
Maryam: hehehe (16:50:22)
Goosey: Okay going to open my eyes now to check and see if my responses were close (16:50:36)
Goosey: Bahahahaha (16:50:42)
TalkingDog: sillies (16:50:56)
Goosey: That was a fun game, lol. (16:51:01)
Goosey: I should sleep-chat more often. (16:51:05)

Lazziness

Revan: I don't usually get too hung up on semantics, unless I'm on the internet or my boss makes an angry whiteboard essay with lots of spelling errors. (11:39:42)
Revan: He's fun to mess with. (11:39:46)
Revan: I do my job properly so he tolerates me. :D (11:39:58)
Goosey: hehe (11:40:14)
Revan: "Yeah bro I hate lazziness too" (11:40:16)
Xoon has entered. (11:40:48)
Goosey: lazziness = too lazy to fix typo? (11:41:24)
Kalimeris: Angry whiteboard essays! (11:41:32)
Sessie: There's a "typo = LaZness" joke in there somewhere... (11:43:01)
* Sessie ducks (11:43:09)
Xoon: By the way, our eyes use a convex lens :P (11:43:26)
Goosey: Sessie: Yes, I know. Because that is the joke I made. (11:43:43)
Kalimeris: Guys LaZ sometimes makes typos (11:44:09)
Sessie: ... (11:44:13)
Kalimeris: :D (11:44:16)
Revan: BAHAHAHA (11:44:22)
* Sessie stands back up and learns reading comprehension. (11:44:23)
Goosey: Kali: Does LaZ make typos? Because that would make this funny. (11:44:30)
* Goosey HUGS Sessie! (11:44:40)
* Sessie HUGS Goosey! (11:44:46)

Sam is Sam

(Getting to know some new people in chat, the conversation had turned to how old everyone was.)

Replica19: How old is Sam?
Xoon: 5 :P
Goosey: Sam is ageless.
Goosey: He is the Creator.
Goosey: He is the Rink.
Replica19: Is he a bot? XD
Replica19: oh lol
Vonnis: I'm off for a bit to find some food.
Vonnis: Laters peeps.
Sessie: No, he's--wait. IS Sam a bot?
Goosey: Nope.
Goosey: He transcends bot.
Sessie: Oh, that's right.
Xoon: He's a AI!
Kalimeris: Sam is the music planets make.
Goosey: He's OI.
Sessie: There's nothing A about his I.
Xoon: He's HIAI :P
Goosey: Now you're getting it.
Replica19: So Sam is a god or something?
Vonnis has left. 
Sessie: You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming?
Goosey: That's Sam.
Sessie: That's where you'll find Sam. That's where he'll be waiting.
Replica19: Creepy.
Xoon: Limbo, or sleep paralysis?
Goosey: Sam made the RinkWorks.
Goosey: Without Sam was nothing in the RinkWorks made.
Replica19: I know, but the way you describe him is creepy. XD
Goosey: Everything in the RinkWorks was made by him, of him, for him.
* Xoon pokes Goosey
Sessie: Sam is you. Sam is me.
Sessie: He is us all, and we are all him.
Replica19: Um
Replica19: xD
Goosey: Does that answer your question?
Replica19: Sure... :)
* Xoon pokes Goosey 
Goosey: Sam knows all. He's probably watching right now.
Replica19: That's comforting. xD
Xoon: Can he read PMs?
* Xoon pokes Goosey 
* Ghost_of_Sam is not watching. 
Sessie: Sam is PMs.
Goosey: Poke me again and see what happens.
Sessie: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
Goosey: Ooooh you guys woke him up!
* Replica19 pokes Goosey. 
[RinkChat] User Replica19 has been shrunken by Goosey. 
Ghost_of_Sam: Whoooo has dared waken me from my slumber...........
* Xoon pokes Ghost_of_Sam 
Replica19: Aw I'm tiny ^_^
Goosey: These new kids were asking about you. We answered best we could.
* Replica19 unpokes Goosey. 
* Ghost_of_Sam is PMS 
Sessie: Hope you're all shielding your eyes.
* Replica19 has been punished prop[erly.
[RinkChat] User Replica19 has been unshrunken by Goosey. 
Sessie: Would hate to see some noob faces melting.
Replica19: Yay!
* Xoon pokes Sam
* Goosey makes an offering of sugar and lemon juice to the great Sam
* Sessie offers ginger ale 
* Xoon pokes Sam 
* Goosey also offers chocolate so Sam will be somewhat less PMS
* Xoon pokes Sam (12:16:29) Replica19: You guys gonna spray perfume on him too? 
* Ghost_of_Sam groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns and slowwwwwwwwwly eats the chocolate. 
Goosey: Xoon is a one-trick pony
* Ghost_of_Sam sinks back into the ether. 
Sessie: Sam exudes pure unadulterated beauty and has no need for earthly perfumes.
Replica19: XD Goosey rofl
* Xoon pokes Sam
Goosey: Sam is the essence of pulchritudinousness
* Replica19 pokes Xoon in the pony eye 
Replica19: This. Is. Creepy now :D
Replica19: I think I get the idea you guys have :)
Xoon: Got to eat brb
* Xoon pokes Sam 
[RinkChat] User Xoon has been kicked from the room by Goosey. 

Blue Moon

Kalimeris: Does LaZorra ever come in here anymore?
Nyperold: Occasionally.
Goosey: Blue moon.
Goosey: a month ago last sighting.
Nyperold: You saw me chatting alone / without a RinkDream in my heart / without a love of my own...
Goosey: LOL

3 little oranges

Goosey: ONe of my oranges was moldy on the outside and now I'm suspicious of all of them (19:31:39)
TalkingDog: noooooooo, bad ornj (19:31:58)
Goosey: there were only 3 left. (19:32:17)
niekie: 3 little oranges, feeling a little blue. Goosey tossed the first one, and then there were just two. (19:35:42)
Sessie: awww, lol (19:35:53)
Goosey: LOL (19:36:00)
Goosey: 2 little oranges, looking kind of old. Goosey tossed another, claiming it was mold. (19:36:36)
niekie: LOL (19:36:43)
Maryam: One little orange, jumping on the bed... no wait... (19:36:55)
Goosey: LOL (19:37:03)
Sessie: One little orange, sitting in the bowl. Goosey tossed it out 'cause now she's on a roll. (19:37:08)
niekie: LOL LOL (19:37:16)
Goosey: hahaha (19:37:22)
iwpg: LOL (19:38:30)
Goosey: No little oranges, all of them were bad. Goosey is still hungry, and a little sad. (19:38:41)
Goosey: :( (19:38:47)
Sessie: LOL (19:38:48)
Goosey: hehehe (19:38:48)
niekie: Aw (19:38:50)
TalkingDog: td gots a pizza but doesn't want to rhyme. he makes the game room now. (19:39:06)
Goosey: LOL!! (19:39:15)
Sessie: LOL (19:39:18)

Sisyphysics

Kalimeris: Today I dragged a heavy cart up a hill, and it was relevant to what we're learning in Physics, so I e-mailed my professor about it.
Sentynel: So you did a lot of work?
Goosey: hehe
Kalimeris: I was like "Hi! Today I did this with a heavy cart, and it was great, because now I can complain about it in a more specific manner rather than just being grumpy. Education won today."
Kalimeris: He's a fairly laid back/happy guy so it was okay that I did this.
Kalimeris: I guess I did a lot of work. Maybe in the Physics sense of it?
TalkingDog: If you accidentally let it roll back down, it would be sisyphysics.
Kalimeris: Certainly not in the Help Desk sense of it. Well maybe also in the Help Desk sense of it. Usually I just sit here and stare at the wall, then exorcise demons from the printers when they start acting possessed.
Goosey: TD: LOL
Kalimeris: I almost didn't make it up the hill.
Sentynel: Kali: Yeah, that was the subtle pun. work = force * distance and all that.
TalkingDog: I took a sisyphysics class, but I missed the final and have to retake the whole thing.
Goosey: LOL LOL

iPotato

Randy: Why does my tablet take FOREVER to charge?
Goosey: It hates you.
wintermute: You have it plugged into a potato.
Sessie: It is a potato.
TalkingDog: You are a potato.
Randy: One of those is possibly true.

Thumping Bass and Charity Claps

(Maryam was complaining about her neighbor's loud thumping music)

Sam: Maryam: Neighbors thumping bass is the worst experience you can have in a first world country.
Sentynel: Thumping tuna is totally okay, though.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I endured that through college and the housing row we lived in afterward. It made me murderous.
Sam: It's now a major consideration in choosing wherever we move to. If it looks like I might have to endure thumping bass from someone, I don't live there.
Sam: It's not always easy to know, of course.
Sentynel: If I almost never hear thumping bass, does this mean it's mine annoying everyone else?
Sam: Bad memories of when I was in college and being woken up at 4am because the drunk idiots next door had a humongous stereo set up against my wall.
Sam: If I was playing music when they turned that thing on, I stopped being able to hear MY OWN music.
Sentynel: ...wow.
Sentynel: https://xkcd.com/368/
Sam: I can't even stand it now when a car goes by whose occupant is blasting a subwoofer too loud.
Sam: ...Like in that strip.
Sentynel: Precognitively relevant xkcd!
Sam: Precognitive Relevance would be a good name for a band.
Sentynel: Ooh, yes.
Sam: Or a tumblr, before you go and fetch that xkcd comic too.
Sentynel: LOL
Sentynel: Dammit.
Sentynel: I totally was as well.
Sam: Oh, go ahead.
Sentynel: https://xkcd.com/1025/
* Sam claps politely.
Sentynel: Thanks.
Goosey: LOL

Lotion

Goosey: 1) Realize hands need lotion
Goosey: 2) Push up sweater sleeves in preparation to apply lotion
Goosey: 3) Grab blanket because legs are cold
Goosey: 4) Roll down sleeves
Ticia: lol
Goosey: 1) Realize sleeves were up for a reason, but can't remember why
Goosey: *5)
Goosey: 6) Forget how to count
Sentynel: 22) Forget how to count
Ticia: HAHAHA

Spaghetti fencing!

LaZorra: So last night, I managed to stab myself under the fingernail with a piece of spaghetti.
LaZorra: I just decided to try to peel an orange with that finger.
Maryam: owww
Goosey: owwww
LaZorra: Yeah, turns out citric acid is kinda acidic...
Sentynel: With a piece of spaghetti?
Sentynel: Not that I'm not sympathetic, because citric acid in a cut hurts like nothing else, but seriously, spaghetti? =p
LaZorra: You say that as if it were an unusual occurance.
Goosey: Sent: I assume it's the dry stuff, pre-cooked
iwpg: I hope you mean uncooked... yes, that.
Sentynel: Yeah. But I'd still imagine it would be quite hard to stab oneself with it.
Sentynel: Although I haven't personally tried, so who knows.
LaZorra: It was actually post-cooked. It was stuck on my spatuala, and I couldn't get it off with my sponge, so I tried scraping it off with my thumb.
LaZorra: POKE SENTYNEL WITH SPAGHETTI
LaZorra: POKE POKE POKE
LaZorra: Yeah. And glued on. >.<
* Sentynel parries and ripostes.
Sentynel: Spaghetti fencing!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: That mental image is HILARIOUS.
LaZorra: Most delicate fencing ever. You're disqualified if your strand breaks.
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: Someone broke their sword in a match against me once. That was kinda hilarious.
LaZorra: SAM LADE, BENDER OF STEEL
Sentynel: The snapped parts didn't totally separate, it just sort of doubled back on itself.
Sentynel: My coach looked at it and goes "it's for those fancy shots where you do this.." and proceeded to wave it over my shoulder and stab me in the back with it.
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: LaZ: They called me "the Blade", actually, for obvious reasons...
Sentynel: Which sounds an awful lot less silly when you're armoured and holding a sword.

Gaston's eggs

Tim: At least breakfast was good today. I guess.
Tim: The smell of rain somehow makes scrambled eggs much more awesome. Also, how is Gaston still alive if he ate so many eggs?
Tim: Maybe he doesn't know what a dozen is.
Tim: Or a barge.
Jennie: LOL

Dave gets introduced to Minecraft

Dave: I think I just punched a chicken.
TalkingDog: Chicken puncher.
Nyperold: Kung Pow Chicken: Enter the Fist
____
Dave: And... I got killed by a zombie.
TalkingDog: brainz
Dave: In retrospect, digging a big hole in the sand was probably not my best plan for surviving a monster attack.
TalkingDog: Zombies don't like swords. You should make one.
Dave: I was trying, but I couldn't figure out how.
Dave: I guess I'll watch some videos now to find out what the hell to do.
Sam: LOL
Dave: I managed to build a workbench. But I couldn't find sticks. And everything beyond that requires sticks, apparently.
Dave: I punched the fork out of plenty of trees, but no sticks.
Randy: LOL
TalkingDog: Sticks are made from planks.
Dave: Ooooh. Thanks.
Dave: I absolutely love that resource collection involves PUNCHING THINGS.
Goosey: LOL LOL
_____
Dave: Oh man, you lose all your stuff when you die? My precious, precious things! That I punched various objects to collect!
TalkingDog: You can go pick it up, if it hasn't despawned.
TalkingDog: Items despawn in 5 minutes.  
_____
Dave: This tutorial guy needs to do more teaching and less telling me about how if I don't learn what he's about to teach I'll die.
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: That doesn't sound like a great tutorial.
Dave: Because I already learned that part the hard way.
Maryam: Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?
LaZorra: "Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?" is the best out-of-context line I've seen for a while.
LaZorra: IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE STICKS
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: Whoa. I made a door.
Goosey: Yay a door!
Dave: I punched the stuff out of a tree and somehow made a door. That's awesome.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: I am glad you are enjoying yourself punching the stuff out of stuff.
Dave: LaZorra: It IS hard to make sticks. I mean, I thought punching trees would be enough. But no, first you have to punch trees to get wood, then you combine the wood into planks, and then from planks you can make sticks.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: Making sticks is SCIENCe.
Goosey: Okay, Goosey is going to make herself go to bed now.
Dave: How do I pause. Does it just auto pause?
Randy: nights!
Goosey: Dave: Esc.
TalkingDog: It'll pause if you're out of window too, but not if you have certain things open. (Inventory, crafting window, and similar.)
Dave: Ok cool.
Goosey: Dave: Also, pressing F3 will show your coordinates, and F5 will change the camera view
Dave: I wasn't sure if it actually paused on the options screen or not.
Goosey: yuppers
Dave: COORDINATES
Dave: Those could be handy.
Goosey: yus
Goosey: HAVE FUN

See you in March!

(This is from a transcript on March 1st of this year)

wintermute: OK, I need to be off.
wintermute: See you in March.
wintermute: BYE!
Dave: It is March.
wintermute: Dave: And I can see you now.
wintermute: QED.
Goosey: LOL!
Goosey: Night!
wintermute has left.

5-hour sheep

goldfishy: Anyway, I should try grabbing the 5 hours sheep still available to me so I can function tomorrow - because apparently that is desirable?
goldfishy: Night night
Nyperold: Seeya!
Randy: Sleep!
Randy: night!
goldfishy has left.
wintermute: A five-hour sheep?
Nyperold: You know, before the alamb goes off.
wintermute: She mutton be very tired.
Nyperold: Wool, that's to be expected.
Sentynel: These puns are bleating awful.
Randy: You could say they are baaaad
Goosey: Bet you guys feel sheepish.
wintermute: That's not a pun.
Goosey: Says ewe.

Telling Dave

Goosey: hahahah http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/12/is-there-app-for-baby-dialing.html
Sentynel: Goosey: LOL LOL
Goosey: Seriously this is the best blog ever.
Dave: But my blog has WAY more swears!
Goosey: Dave: Your blog only has WAY more technical swears. If we count almost-swears-but-not-cause-we-can-say-these-in-front-of-the-kids they are way ahead of you.
Dave: Darn.
Sam: She told you.
Goosey: Now I feel bad.
Dave: I have been told.
Dave: Wait, feel bad about what?
Goosey: For telling you.
Dave: Telling me I don't swear enough?
Dave: Don't be silly.
Goosey: hehehe
Sam: It hurtses the Daveses feelingses.
Sam: Yess it doess.
Goosey: lol
Dave: I'll just have to try harder to swear more in the future, that's all.

Bitter American Failure

* TalkingDog regrets tonight's McNuggets.
Goosey: TD: oogie?
TalkingDog: Half a bottle of Dew, and the aftertaste is still there.
TalkingDog: It tastes like bitter American failure.
Goosey: TD: ew
TalkingDog: It tasted more like chicken at the time.
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: TD: Aww, but LOL

Do Not Feed the Ego

Rose_Monster: How is everyone here?
* wintermute is pretty awesome.
* Rose_Monster agrees with that. :)
Maryam: Rose: Don't feed his ego.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: That should be a sign somewhere in RinkChat. Do Not Feed the wintermute's Ego.
Goosey: LOL LOL
wintermute: What ego? O:-)
Goosey: So true.
Goosey: Mute: your head is so big that TD uses one of your old hats for a bed.
Maryam: LOL!
wintermute: LOL
Rose_Monster: WARNING: WINTERMUTE IN AREA. DO NOT FEED EGO OR YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE.
Rose_Monster: ^There's the sign.
Goosey: good job

Country Music

Goosey: Oh my gosh. So we're playing music in Turntable.
Goosey: Somebody starts playin "Every Rose Has it's Thorn" by Poison.
Goosey: Noob asks "Is this country? ew."
Sentynel: o_o
Goosey: The entire room: "..."
Sam: ...
Goosey: If you can't tell the difference between a monster ballad and a country song, there is something wrong in your brain.
Sam: "Every cowboy sings a sad, sad song." <-------------- COUNTRY LYRICS
Sam: THAT MEANS = COUNTRY SONG
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: In all seriousness, that's probably what made him think that. Not that that's any excuse.
Goosey: Probably.

(I'm still kind of floored by this. Wow.)

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's . . .

Sam: Um, there was the biggest bee I've ever seen in here just now.
Goosey: O__O
Sam: I think it was a bumblebird.
Leen: EEK!
Leen: LOL
Goosey: LOL