HappyPhan

LaZorra: Happy Phans are from Huntington.
wintermute: But do they make happy cheese?
ThePhan: If I made cheese at all, it would be happy. I guess.
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
wintermute: You've never been tempted to become a cheesemaker? Or at least a cheesemonger?
wintermute: After all, blessed are the cheesemakers...
ThePhan: Not in the least.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Goosey has entered.
Revan: GOOSEY
Goosey: HI
Revan: HOW ARE YOU
wintermute: GOOOOOOOOOSEY!
Goosey: I SLEPT IN AAAAAHHHH
Goosey: MUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!
Revan: AAAAAAAHHHH
wintermute: You slept in aaaaahhhh? And did you wash it off when you woke up?