5-hour sheep

goldfishy: Anyway, I should try grabbing the 5 hours sheep still available to me so I can function tomorrow - because apparently that is desirable?
goldfishy: Night night
Nyperold: Seeya!
Randy: Sleep!
Randy: night!
goldfishy has left.
wintermute: A five-hour sheep?
Nyperold: You know, before the alamb goes off.
wintermute: She mutton be very tired.
Nyperold: Wool, that's to be expected.
Sentynel: These puns are bleating awful.
Randy: You could say they are baaaad
Goosey: Bet you guys feel sheepish.
wintermute: That's not a pun.
Goosey: Says ewe.

Face Removal

Dave: That reminds me of the visa stamp I got in my passport the first time I visited New Zealand.
Dave: Or, well, I got it every time I visited. But it was only funny the first time.
Rose_Monster: What did it say?
Dave: It said something like how I had to be out of the country by one month of the date stamped below, or FACE REMOVAL.
Maryam: LOL
Sam: LOL LOL
Dave: I thought taking my face off was a pretty harsh punishment for overstaying my visa.
Sam: That sounds severe.
Maryam: That'd make sure I was out of the country by that time.
Sentynel: My NZ immigration stamp says "face deportation".
goldfishy: Sounds effective!

Heavy Metal Toys

Discussing the aliens from Toy Story

Maryam: THE CLAAAWWWW
* TalkingDog somehow imagined Maryam saying that in a death metal growl. *blink*
Maryam: LOL
Maryam: Look, here they come... headbang furiously!
Goosey: LOL LOL
goldfishy: Hahaha that would be hilarious - Maryam singing a death metal tribute to Toy Story
goldfishy: Ohohoh! And then her follow up single could be about Up entitled "SQUIRREL!"
Goosey: fishy: YES
Maryam: Unfortunately I just do not have a death metaly voice.
goldfishy: Hmm well we will find someone with an appropriate voice, make them record it, and you can lip sync!
TalkingDog: WHO WILL GO. WHO WILL STAY. IT IS NOT FOR US TO SAY. ALL MUST HEED THE GREAT ONE'S LAW. BEND NOW TO ITS IRON WILL, THE CLAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
goldfishy: Rink Unions will never be the same again...
Sentynel: TD: I'd totally listen to that.
Maryam: TD: ahahahaha
* goldfishy HIGH-FIVES TD!
goldfishy: Me too!
Goosey: TD: WIN

Hokey Cokey

ThePhan: OK, Internet is iffyish in here. So I may jump in and out.
goldfishy: In out, in out, you shake it all about! You do the hokey cokey and you turn around - and that's what Phan's net's all about! HEY!
ThePhan: goldfishy: LOL

Shot Op

(Note: "op" is short for "operator", and administrative level in our chat room.)

LaZorra: Number of Python scripts written: 0
LaZorra: Number of mother's talked to on the phone: 1
Sentynel: Your mother's what?
LaZorra: SHOT OP
Goosey: Sent: You leave her alone! She just talked to her MOTHER. Can't you see she's TRAUMATIZED??
Goosey: O:-)
Sentynel: LOL
* Sentynel HUGS LaZorra!
Sentynel: I'M SORRY
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LZ shot me.
* ThePhan is a shot op.
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey/Sent!
ThePhan: :-(
LaZorra: I SHOT A PHAN IN PHOENIX JUST FOR STEALING MY WIFI
goldfishy: I shot the op, but I did not shoot the admin
Goosey: fishy: LOL!

Ow, my Bach!

Sam: Man, my bach still hurts.
Ticia: My beethoven is killing me.
goldfishy: I have this random ache all down the left hand side of my Mozart.
Ticia: goldfishy: I hate it when that happens!
Goosey: You guys think you have it bad. I've had issues with my Chopin all week.
wintermute: My Rachmaninov hurts in cold weather.
Ticia: That makes it tough, when you're Chopin Brocolli.
Goosey: Don't even get me started about my Pachelbel.
Sam: LOL! I came back and read the buffer backwards, trying to figure out where this silly classical composer joke started.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: BACK BACK BACK
* Sam is back.
Ticia: Poor Sam.

Horror Chat

goldfishy: My pvr just froze on a picture of a man looking particularly sinister - I hope I'm not in a horror movie
Randy: Noooo!
Randy: Don't go into that dark room goldy!
goldfishy: But I need something completely pointless...
Randy: Do you hear any ominous music?
goldfishy: There is music coming from somewhere, yes
goldfishy: Wait! I heard a noise!
goldfishy: Oh, it's ok! It's just a cat knocking things over to distract me from the killer appearing behind me with an enormous knife :-)
ThePhan: Just keep standing with your back to the open doorway. You'll be fine.
Randy: And make sure to tell us you will be right back
goldfishy: I'll be right back!
goldfishy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
goldfishy has left.
* Randy wipes the blade
TalkingDog: Did anyone hear that?
Randy: I mean
Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goldfishy has entered.
* goldfishy grabs TD's ankle with a bloody hand and gurgles something
* TalkingDog jumps and falls through the window, down two floors, and onto a large rose bush.
* goldfishy coughs blood and then slumps down and lays in a pool of her own blood, staring with the eyes of the dead
Randy: Was that written in blood?
goldfishy: Which bit?
Randy: The last
goldfishy: No
Randy: ok
ThePhan: "Staring with the eyes of the dead" would be a TERRIFYING message to see written in blood.
* TalkingDog writes on his shirt with his own blood and spells out... OSTRICH
goldfishy: But there is a very wobbly "Ra___" on the floor next to me where I tried to leave my final message to the police about my killer :-p
* TalkingDog was all random about ostriches today, before he died.
Randy: goldy: Obviously you were trying to say "RalkingDog".
goldfishy: And all those who mourn him will say, "Aww do you remember how he was all random about ostriches that day before..before..*sob*"
Randy: But now that he's dead its all a wash anyways
* TalkingDog comes back in the sequel anyway as if nothing happened, and it's never explained.
goldfishy: Are you a very solid ghost?
TalkingDog: That could be it.
Randy: hehe
* goldfishy pokes TD
TalkingDog: That's probably how the fans will retcon it, after the third movie changes how ghosts work.

Flugelbath

goldfishy: There's a flugel in our bathroom having a bath
Sentynel: Isn't a flügel a wing?
goldfishy: It's a brass instrument
Sentynel: Ooh, flügelhorn. I didn't know those took baths.
goldfishy: They do when they're manky
goldfishy: My Dad's trumpet gets a bath every now and then too
goldfishy: It was a little odd to walk in there and see it just laying there - looked like it could have done with a few aromatherapy candles :-p

Happy Birthday, RinkWorks! Have some typos!

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Happy 12th Birthday, RinkWorks!' by Sam.
Goosey: WOOOOOOOOOO
wintermute: Sam: What did you buy it?
goldfishy: More importantly - is there cake?
Sam: A shiny new topic for Mountain Stream.
wintermute: CAKE!
Randy: Yay!!!
Goosey: caaaaaaaaake
LaZorra: CAKE
LaZorra: RINKCAHEK
LaZorra: ...or something.
* LaZorra thinks her brain tried to get out "chat" and "cake" at the same time.
Goosey: YAY A NEW TYPO FOR THE OCCASION
LaZorra: :-.
* LaZorra should stat making balloon animals instead.
Goosey: MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS!! STAT!!
* LaZorra twists and twists and pops and pops.
* Goosey points at the other typo she just made fun of.
LaZorra: Oh.

Happy!! Inappropriate Punctuation Day)

goldfishy: At least the studying shouldn't last forever!
goldfishy: I don't know why I put a ! on that
Randy: hehe, its cool
goldfishy: I think I'm having an inappropriate punctuation day
Goosey: That should be an official holiday.
Randy: That should be a holiday
Goosey: We could put extra !!! on everything without fear of repercussion.
* Goosey beats Randy to the joke.
goldfishy: Oh I put extras on already!!!
Goosey: Yay you win!!!!
goldfishy: Wooooo; ooooooo, oooooo!!!
* TalkingDog uses semicolons wrong;;;
Nyperold: That(s one thing you.d be able to do,
goldfishy: I hate, commas
goldfishy: But yeah I forgot, how to use; semicolons too and: I've never been. Good with colons either!!
Maryam: You're hurting my brain. :-(
goldfishy: Sorry
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Happy!! Inappropriate Punctuation Day)' by Goosey.
* goldfishy sits on her hands
* Goosey HUGS Maryam's brain.!
Randy: LO...L
* Randy loves you guys

Snackbare

niekie: Free bread!
niekie: On the way home I met the a guy who works in a bread/croissanterie/snackbare store. He had some bread left over.
niekie: And was passing me a baguette
Goosey: Woo!
goldfishy: Woooo for passing baguettes
niekie: Wait... not snackbare, snackbar!
Goosey:
goldfishy: I don't like snacking bare... crumbs are a nightmare
Goosey:
Goosey: Hehehe.
niekie: LOL LOL

Well-Timed Spelling

LaZorra: Revan: I have about an hour of spell on you.
LaZorra: *sleep, rather.
Revan: That had me confused.
LaZorra: Although a slepp would be awesome.
TalkingDog: You, spell?
Revan: LOL
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: TD: LOL LOL
Ghost of Sam: I couldn't get to spell last night.
Ghost of Sam: Have you ever gotten so tired you can't spell?
goldfishy: All the time
Revan: Yup.
Maryam: My covenmates comment upon my tiredness frequently.
goldfishy: I keep falling off my broom
goldfishy: And then my black cat laughs at me
TalkingDog: "Stubble, rubble, boil and... No, that's not right..."
Maryam: But at least it gives me the coveted "pale with shadows under eyes" look, which complements my black lipstick and hair dye perfectly.