Tarragon

Sam: Tarragon sounds more like a warrior name than a spice.
Sam: TARRAGON, THE MIGHTY.
Sam: WITH CILANTRO, HIS AMBIGUOUSLY ETHNIC WACKY SIDEKICK!
Sam: EMBROILED IN A PERILOUS EPIC BATTLE WITH HIS ARCH-ENEMY MARJORAM IN A RACE AGAINST THYME!
Sam: (har har har)
Nyperold: CAN HE RESCUE HIS LOVE INTEREST ANISE FROM FOUL MARJORAM'S CLUTCHES?
Nyperold: "No! I'll never tell!" "Then let's see how you endure... THE RACK!"
Sam: "FEAR NOT, FAIR ANISE!" Tarragon shouted. "I'M CUMIN TO GET YOU!"
* Nyperold looks at a list.
Nyperold: Ooh. So this happens at the end of the story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovage
Sam: hahaha
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: And so that's the end of this savory caper?
Sam: Yeah. In the sequel, Anise gets lost (damsels being what they are), and Tarragon got fed up, so he married Rosemary instead.
Goosey: Adapted to a screenplay by Cory Ander.
Sam: I love Cory's work.
Sam: Talented family in general. I love his sister Lav's bath salts.
Goosey: Brought to you by MSG Studios.