Sleep chatting

Goosey: I'm oly opening one eye halfway at intervals to type (16:49:20)
TalkingDog: just oof (16:49:21)
Goosey: Actually, now that I know I'm in the right window I'm not looking at all (16:49:30)
Goosey: So. (16:49:32)
Goosey: I hope you are saying nice things (16:49:38)
TalkingDog: hehe (16:49:41)
Goosey: hahaa TD you so funny, whatever you just said (16:49:47)
Maryam: LOL (16:49:52)
TalkingDog: hamsters (16:49:57)
Goosey: yummm (16:50:08)
* TalkingDog dies (16:50:14)
Goosey: yay! (16:50:15)
Maryam: hehehe (16:50:22)
Goosey: Okay going to open my eyes now to check and see if my responses were close (16:50:36)
Goosey: Bahahahaha (16:50:42)
TalkingDog: sillies (16:50:56)
Goosey: That was a fun game, lol. (16:51:01)
Goosey: I should sleep-chat more often. (16:51:05)

3 little oranges

Goosey: ONe of my oranges was moldy on the outside and now I'm suspicious of all of them (19:31:39)
TalkingDog: noooooooo, bad ornj (19:31:58)
Goosey: there were only 3 left. (19:32:17)
niekie: 3 little oranges, feeling a little blue. Goosey tossed the first one, and then there were just two. (19:35:42)
Sessie: awww, lol (19:35:53)
Goosey: LOL (19:36:00)
Goosey: 2 little oranges, looking kind of old. Goosey tossed another, claiming it was mold. (19:36:36)
niekie: LOL (19:36:43)
Maryam: One little orange, jumping on the bed... no wait... (19:36:55)
Goosey: LOL (19:37:03)
Sessie: One little orange, sitting in the bowl. Goosey tossed it out 'cause now she's on a roll. (19:37:08)
niekie: LOL LOL (19:37:16)
Goosey: hahaha (19:37:22)
iwpg: LOL (19:38:30)
Goosey: No little oranges, all of them were bad. Goosey is still hungry, and a little sad. (19:38:41)
Goosey: :( (19:38:47)
Sessie: LOL (19:38:48)
Goosey: hehehe (19:38:48)
niekie: Aw (19:38:50)
TalkingDog: td gots a pizza but doesn't want to rhyme. he makes the game room now. (19:39:06)
Goosey: LOL!! (19:39:15)
Sessie: LOL (19:39:18)

Sisyphysics

Kalimeris: Today I dragged a heavy cart up a hill, and it was relevant to what we're learning in Physics, so I e-mailed my professor about it.
Sentynel: So you did a lot of work?
Goosey: hehe
Kalimeris: I was like "Hi! Today I did this with a heavy cart, and it was great, because now I can complain about it in a more specific manner rather than just being grumpy. Education won today."
Kalimeris: He's a fairly laid back/happy guy so it was okay that I did this.
Kalimeris: I guess I did a lot of work. Maybe in the Physics sense of it?
TalkingDog: If you accidentally let it roll back down, it would be sisyphysics.
Kalimeris: Certainly not in the Help Desk sense of it. Well maybe also in the Help Desk sense of it. Usually I just sit here and stare at the wall, then exorcise demons from the printers when they start acting possessed.
Goosey: TD: LOL
Kalimeris: I almost didn't make it up the hill.
Sentynel: Kali: Yeah, that was the subtle pun. work = force * distance and all that.
TalkingDog: I took a sisyphysics class, but I missed the final and have to retake the whole thing.
Goosey: LOL LOL

iPotato

Randy: Why does my tablet take FOREVER to charge?
Goosey: It hates you.
wintermute: You have it plugged into a potato.
Sessie: It is a potato.
TalkingDog: You are a potato.
Randy: One of those is possibly true.

Cheese Nap of the Dead

Sam has entered.
TalkingDog: El Sammo, hola.
TalkingDog: Queso siesta de los muertos.
* TalkingDog just says all the Spanish words that come to mind.
Maryam: Cheese nap of the dead? Ominous.
TalkingDog: Cheesy doooooom.
TalkingDog: yyyyyyyyeah, I'm gonna get some sleep. Gonna try for a nap, but I'll probably leave out the cheese and death parts.
Maryam: That's what you think.
Maryam: Now you'll be dreaming about cheesy death.
TalkingDog: Probably.
TalkingDog: Abierto cerrado!
(These next two lines were said at the same time)
TalkingDog: I learned those on Sesame Street.
Maryam: Someone's been watching their Sesame Street.
TalkingDog: hehe
TalkingDog has left.

Time of Death

Dave has left.
Sam: DAVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW!
Sam: NOT ON MY WATCH!
Sam: CLEAR!
Sam: thump
Sam: CLEAR!
Sam: thump
Sam: dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sam: Aw, man.
TalkingDog: Time of death, Hammer Time.
* TalkingDog gets down.

Gaston's eggs

Tim: At least breakfast was good today. I guess.
Tim: The smell of rain somehow makes scrambled eggs much more awesome. Also, how is Gaston still alive if he ate so many eggs?
Tim: Maybe he doesn't know what a dozen is.
Tim: Or a barge.
Jennie: LOL

Dave gets introduced to Minecraft

Dave: I think I just punched a chicken.
TalkingDog: Chicken puncher.
Nyperold: Kung Pow Chicken: Enter the Fist
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Dave: And... I got killed by a zombie.
TalkingDog: brainz
Dave: In retrospect, digging a big hole in the sand was probably not my best plan for surviving a monster attack.
TalkingDog: Zombies don't like swords. You should make one.
Dave: I was trying, but I couldn't figure out how.
Dave: I guess I'll watch some videos now to find out what the hell to do.
Sam: LOL
Dave: I managed to build a workbench. But I couldn't find sticks. And everything beyond that requires sticks, apparently.
Dave: I punched the fork out of plenty of trees, but no sticks.
Randy: LOL
TalkingDog: Sticks are made from planks.
Dave: Ooooh. Thanks.
Dave: I absolutely love that resource collection involves PUNCHING THINGS.
Goosey: LOL LOL
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Dave: Oh man, you lose all your stuff when you die? My precious, precious things! That I punched various objects to collect!
TalkingDog: You can go pick it up, if it hasn't despawned.
TalkingDog: Items despawn in 5 minutes.  
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Dave: This tutorial guy needs to do more teaching and less telling me about how if I don't learn what he's about to teach I'll die.
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: That doesn't sound like a great tutorial.
Dave: Because I already learned that part the hard way.
Maryam: Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?
LaZorra: "Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?" is the best out-of-context line I've seen for a while.
LaZorra: IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE STICKS
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: Whoa. I made a door.
Goosey: Yay a door!
Dave: I punched the stuff out of a tree and somehow made a door. That's awesome.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: I am glad you are enjoying yourself punching the stuff out of stuff.
Dave: LaZorra: It IS hard to make sticks. I mean, I thought punching trees would be enough. But no, first you have to punch trees to get wood, then you combine the wood into planks, and then from planks you can make sticks.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: Making sticks is SCIENCe.
Goosey: Okay, Goosey is going to make herself go to bed now.
Dave: How do I pause. Does it just auto pause?
Randy: nights!
Goosey: Dave: Esc.
TalkingDog: It'll pause if you're out of window too, but not if you have certain things open. (Inventory, crafting window, and similar.)
Dave: Ok cool.
Goosey: Dave: Also, pressing F3 will show your coordinates, and F5 will change the camera view
Dave: I wasn't sure if it actually paused on the options screen or not.
Goosey: yuppers
Dave: COORDINATES
Dave: Those could be handy.
Goosey: yus
Goosey: HAVE FUN

There is still toast.

TalkingDog: In response to our lack of interesting food to eat, my brain corrupted a pair of lines from one of the LotR trailers. (That is, they're not actually paired in the movie.)
TalkingDog: Elrond: "There is nothing for you here. Only bread." Arwen: "There is still toast."
TalkingDog: So I had toast.

Bitter American Failure

* TalkingDog regrets tonight's McNuggets.
Goosey: TD: oogie?
TalkingDog: Half a bottle of Dew, and the aftertaste is still there.
TalkingDog: It tastes like bitter American failure.
Goosey: TD: ew
TalkingDog: It tasted more like chicken at the time.
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: TD: Aww, but LOL

Dew-dew run run!

* TalkingDog considers digging some quarters out of the change bucket for another Dew run.
TalkingDog: We have store brand Dew, actually. And I haven't tried this one. But any motivation for exercise is probably good. Right?
Leen: Suuuuure
Goosey: TD: yeS!
Sam: I drank it on a Monday, and my heart stood still. Dew-dew run run run, dew-dew run run!
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I drank it all down, and I had my fill. Dew-dew run run run, dew-dew run run!
Goosey: YEAH
Goosey: That Dew is fine
Goosey: YEAH Gonna make it mine
Sam: And then I drove it home...
Sam: Dew-dew run run run, dew-dew run run!
Goosey: :-D

Return of the Chicken Panties

Dave: Don't put marbles in your nose. Do not put them in there!
Ticia: ???
Mia: Ticia: What is there to question? Don't put marbles up your nose. Seems pretty straight-forward to me.
* Sam is a male chauvinistic pig, because he believes that men can be bigger pigs than women can.
Ticia: I was wondering why Dave said that suddenly.
Goosey: lol
Sam: One time I didn't eat a bug.
Sam: But just the once.
Ticia: I'm guessing it's because he has a marble up each nostril.
* Lirelyn has no marbles to not put up her nose.
* TalkingDog thinks Dave is making a Home Movies reference, if he remembers his Adult Swim cartoons right
Randy: I think I tried to do that when I was a kid.
Mia: What about pennies? Are pennies okay to shove up your nose?
Dave: I dunno. The show didn't say anything about pennies.
Dave: I would guess it's ok.
Mia: Ah, okay. Good to know!
* Sam puts Mia's wrap up his nose
Mia: Oh, that's where my wrap went! I've been looking for that thing for like...12 years!
Dave: THAT'S A WRAP
Randy: Chicken wraps are awesome
Sam: CHICKEN PANTIES
Randy: Thats worse than a bacon bra.
Sam: I said that instead of "chicken patties" one time.
Sam: It was funny
Goosey: Sam: Either Phan or I has that in our blog somewhere hahaha

And here it is! http://rinkquotes.blogspot.com/2010/05/bread-shorts-and-chicken-panties.html

Heavy Metal Toys

Discussing the aliens from Toy Story

Maryam: THE CLAAAWWWW
* TalkingDog somehow imagined Maryam saying that in a death metal growl. *blink*
Maryam: LOL
Maryam: Look, here they come... headbang furiously!
Goosey: LOL LOL
goldfishy: Hahaha that would be hilarious - Maryam singing a death metal tribute to Toy Story
goldfishy: Ohohoh! And then her follow up single could be about Up entitled "SQUIRREL!"
Goosey: fishy: YES
Maryam: Unfortunately I just do not have a death metaly voice.
goldfishy: Hmm well we will find someone with an appropriate voice, make them record it, and you can lip sync!
TalkingDog: WHO WILL GO. WHO WILL STAY. IT IS NOT FOR US TO SAY. ALL MUST HEED THE GREAT ONE'S LAW. BEND NOW TO ITS IRON WILL, THE CLAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
goldfishy: Rink Unions will never be the same again...
Sentynel: TD: I'd totally listen to that.
Maryam: TD: ahahahaha
* goldfishy HIGH-FIVES TD!
goldfishy: Me too!
Goosey: TD: WIN

Sea-faghrihng cats

Note: Revan's parting line here has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with any of the previous conversation -- or ANYTHING IN THE WORLD for that matter.

Revan: Cats' kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate from sea water. Night!
Revan has left.
Goosey: What?
redsang: Well that made my night.
redsang: I was worried about those sea-faring cats.
redsang: *fareing? faireeng? Faghrihng?
Goosey: LOL
redsang: It just didn't look right.
Goosey: hehe
* LaZorra now has "The Owl and the Pussycat" in her head.
LaZorra: "The owl and the pussycat went to sea, and the owl died because he had weaker kidneys."
TalkingDog: wat.
LaZorra: 0.0
* LaZorra has been awake too long.

Marmf.

TalkingDog: donut. nom.
Revan: I had one of those for lunch today, with some peach tea, a Fiji apple and jalapeno cheddar bagel. Kroger lunches are always fun before work. :-D
* TalkingDog has never had a donut and a bagel at the same time.
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: Linking them together would be the coolest magic trick.
LaZorra: TalkingDog, Food Magician!
LaZorra: "Watch me make this muffin DISAPPEAR!"
TalkingDog: marmf.

Taco

Randy has entered.
Maryam: Randy!
Randy: Hola mi amigas y amigos
TalkingDog: Taco.
Goosey: LOL

"Singing"

Sentynel: I have just discovered the oddest music ever.
Sentynel: It's a hybrid of pop-techno and death metal.
Sentynel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF-3edk7qYI
Sentynel: Some genre fusion music works really well. And then there's this.
Goosey: Why do people enjoy "singing" that sounds like Legion clearing its collective throat?
TalkingDog: That is the best description ever.

Horror Chat

goldfishy: My pvr just froze on a picture of a man looking particularly sinister - I hope I'm not in a horror movie
Randy: Noooo!
Randy: Don't go into that dark room goldy!
goldfishy: But I need something completely pointless...
Randy: Do you hear any ominous music?
goldfishy: There is music coming from somewhere, yes
goldfishy: Wait! I heard a noise!
goldfishy: Oh, it's ok! It's just a cat knocking things over to distract me from the killer appearing behind me with an enormous knife :-)
ThePhan: Just keep standing with your back to the open doorway. You'll be fine.
Randy: And make sure to tell us you will be right back
goldfishy: I'll be right back!
goldfishy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
goldfishy has left.
* Randy wipes the blade
TalkingDog: Did anyone hear that?
Randy: I mean
Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goldfishy has entered.
* goldfishy grabs TD's ankle with a bloody hand and gurgles something
* TalkingDog jumps and falls through the window, down two floors, and onto a large rose bush.
* goldfishy coughs blood and then slumps down and lays in a pool of her own blood, staring with the eyes of the dead
Randy: Was that written in blood?
goldfishy: Which bit?
Randy: The last
goldfishy: No
Randy: ok
ThePhan: "Staring with the eyes of the dead" would be a TERRIFYING message to see written in blood.
* TalkingDog writes on his shirt with his own blood and spells out... OSTRICH
goldfishy: But there is a very wobbly "Ra___" on the floor next to me where I tried to leave my final message to the police about my killer :-p
* TalkingDog was all random about ostriches today, before he died.
Randy: goldy: Obviously you were trying to say "RalkingDog".
goldfishy: And all those who mourn him will say, "Aww do you remember how he was all random about ostriches that day before..before..*sob*"
Randy: But now that he's dead its all a wash anyways
* TalkingDog comes back in the sequel anyway as if nothing happened, and it's never explained.
goldfishy: Are you a very solid ghost?
TalkingDog: That could be it.
Randy: hehe
* goldfishy pokes TD
TalkingDog: That's probably how the fans will retcon it, after the third movie changes how ghosts work.

Happy!! Inappropriate Punctuation Day)

goldfishy: At least the studying shouldn't last forever!
goldfishy: I don't know why I put a ! on that
Randy: hehe, its cool
goldfishy: I think I'm having an inappropriate punctuation day
Goosey: That should be an official holiday.
Randy: That should be a holiday
Goosey: We could put extra !!! on everything without fear of repercussion.
* Goosey beats Randy to the joke.
goldfishy: Oh I put extras on already!!!
Goosey: Yay you win!!!!
goldfishy: Wooooo; ooooooo, oooooo!!!
* TalkingDog uses semicolons wrong;;;
Nyperold: That(s one thing you.d be able to do,
goldfishy: I hate, commas
goldfishy: But yeah I forgot, how to use; semicolons too and: I've never been. Good with colons either!!
Maryam: You're hurting my brain. :-(
goldfishy: Sorry
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Happy!! Inappropriate Punctuation Day)' by Goosey.
* goldfishy sits on her hands
* Goosey HUGS Maryam's brain.!
Randy: LO...L
* Randy loves you guys

TD to the Rescue!

LaZorra: Okay, Annoying Nightclub, you can stop playing your Annoying Music any time now. The LaZorra would like to retire.
* TalkingDog throws stale burritos and a monkey at Annoying Nightclub.