It ALL the things!

ThePhan: The last five ChaCha questions I got have been: one about cars, one about fishing, one about a chemistry equation, one about world politics, and one about football.
Randy: hehe
ThePhan: It's like they're trying to it ALL of the things I know nothing about.
Goosey: lol
ThePhan: ...It?
Goosey: LOL
Nyperold: Try to it ALL of the things!
ThePhan: I can't even remember what verb I was going for.
Sentynel: Hit?
ThePhan: Hit! I bet that was it
* Sentynel translates ThePhan for ThePhan.
* ThePhan bets the next one is a math question.

Eat at ???

Goosey: Bonnie wants you guys opinion on where we should go grab food
Goosey: She says burgers are out
Randy: Taco Bell?
ThePhan: Pizza.
ThePhan: Because I wish I had pizza.
Goosey: Pizza is out too. She WORKS at Domino's.
Goosey: *LIVES
ThePhan: Chinese.
ThePhan: Because I also wish I had Chinese.
* ThePhan is just hungry. She may need a snack.
Goosey: Chinese is out. She's been to China. The food was bad.
Goosey: She says you guys aren't good at this game.
ThePhan: ...Thai?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: A sandwich place!
ThePhan: Applebee's!
ThePhan: A chicken place!
ThePhan: IHOP!
ThePhan: Raid my fridge!
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: We've decided on Subway.
ThePhan: Yum.
Goosey: Thank for playing.

Big puddle

ThePhan: I just glanced out the library window and thought, "Holy cow, that is a HUGE puddle the rain made on the ground!" But really I'd just forgotten that the library is right next to the lake.

Corn Chips

ThePhan: The interviewer said, "Gorgeous, gorgeous" to Gwyneth Paltrow's dress, but I thought he said, "Corn chips, corn chips."
Sam: THE DRESS IS MADE OF CORN CHIPS.

Just Say SAID

ThePhan: I eventually want to film one of the talky scenes from the book with the actors doing EXACTLY what Meyer says her characters are doing. Because I'm pretty sure she just picks random words that can mean "said" and throws in adverbs and descriptions of gestures at random.
Sam: TP: UGH.
ThePhan: Her characters carry on calm discussions while they swoon and flail and their eyes flame right before they whisper tearfully and right after they snarl exotically.
Sam: JUST SAY "SAID".
Sam: LOL LOL LOL
Dave: Twighlight damages brains.
* Sam laughs, snarling exotically.

Big Teeth

ThePhan: Just saw an ad for Little Red Riding Hood. Is Mia/Mina/whatsherface ONLY going to be in dark remakes of children's stories?
Sam: The Twilight director is making that.
Sam: Which explains why it looks like Twilight.
ThePhan: Gah. Sad.
ThePhan: The Twilight director shouldn't make anything.
Sentynel: "My, what big teeth you have, Grandma!" "All the better to drink your blood with. What? That's cool now."
Sam: Sent: LOL

Sam Won't Share

Sam: WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN CLOTHES
Mia: You know you care, Sam.
NessaChan: lol.
Sentynel: He's just jealous 'cos he doesn't look as good in a dress.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: Does Captain Kirk look better in the dress?
Sentynel: Only if it's a warp dress.
ThePhan: Because maybe he should share.
Sam: I will not share.
Randy: Meany.
NessaChan: Captain Kirk makes everything look fabulous.

Hokey Cokey

ThePhan: OK, Internet is iffyish in here. So I may jump in and out.
goldfishy: In out, in out, you shake it all about! You do the hokey cokey and you turn around - and that's what Phan's net's all about! HEY!
ThePhan: goldfishy: LOL

Mustache!

LaZorra: HERE IS A CAT WITH DARTH VADER ON IT: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance...0/enhanced-buzz-2293-1298164286-48.jpg
LaZorra: I mean, hi.
Sentynel: LaZ: I, er, that's awesome.
Grishny: Oh yeah? Well here is a beard made of lightsabers! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/
Goosey: Grish: That is a mustache.
Grishny: Well dang.
Grishny: I misspoke.
Grishny: Again.
Grishny: I think I'm exceeding my quota.
LaZorra: Goosey/Grish: LOL
ThePhan: A beard made of a mustache?
Goosey: Hahaha mustache
Goosey: .... *amazing.
Goosey: As in "That post was amazing."
Goosey: ...
Sentynel: Goosey: LOL LOL
* Goosey's fingers will get not dessert today.
Goosey: >..
Goosey: *no
Sentynel: I am so using moustache as a synonym of awesome from this point on.
* Goosey slinks away.
Sentynel: HEY LAZORRA, YOU ARE SO MOUSTACHE.
Goosey: HEY LAZORRA I DID ALL YOUR TYPOS FOR YOU SO YOU CAN HAVE THE DAY OFF
LaZorra: GOOSEY THANK YOU
LaZorra: I WILL LEAVE NOW
LaZorra: Sent: I actually call my mom's cat "Jabba the Catt" because she's so huge. That cracked me up.
Kysle: I thought you just said you called your MOM "Jabba the Cat"
* LaZorra also just nw sees gooseY"S hahahahamustache post and dies laughing.
Kysle: And I as, like, "..."
Goosey: LOL LOL
Kysle: *was
LaZorra: GOOSEY YOU RATE TOTALLY MUSTACHE
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *YOU ARE
* LaZorra rates Goosey's mustache a 7.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: LAZORRA I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
Goosey: (say it aloud)
LaZorra: LOL LOL

Singing the Advice

Grishny: Do I want a pumpkin & pecan or a dark chocolate coconut?
10Kan: Pumpkin and pecan. Too early for dark chocolate.
ThePhan: Dark chocolate coconut sounds delicious.
ThePhan: But then I don't care for pumpkin or pecan. So, really, follow your heart.
* 10Kan is slinging the advice today.
* ThePhan is singing the advice today.
ThePhan: Eeeeeeat the dark choooocolate, la ba dee doo!

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Goosey: I have no idea where my hairbrush is . . .
ThePhan: Bob gave it to the peach, 'cause he's got hair.
10Kan: LOL
* 10Kan was waiting for that.

Shot Op

(Note: "op" is short for "operator", and administrative level in our chat room.)

LaZorra: Number of Python scripts written: 0
LaZorra: Number of mother's talked to on the phone: 1
Sentynel: Your mother's what?
LaZorra: SHOT OP
Goosey: Sent: You leave her alone! She just talked to her MOTHER. Can't you see she's TRAUMATIZED??
Goosey: O:-)
Sentynel: LOL
* Sentynel HUGS LaZorra!
Sentynel: I'M SORRY
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LZ shot me.
* ThePhan is a shot op.
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey/Sent!
ThePhan: :-(
LaZorra: I SHOT A PHAN IN PHOENIX JUST FOR STEALING MY WIFI
goldfishy: I shot the op, but I did not shoot the admin
Goosey: fishy: LOL!

Horror Chat

goldfishy: My pvr just froze on a picture of a man looking particularly sinister - I hope I'm not in a horror movie
Randy: Noooo!
Randy: Don't go into that dark room goldy!
goldfishy: But I need something completely pointless...
Randy: Do you hear any ominous music?
goldfishy: There is music coming from somewhere, yes
goldfishy: Wait! I heard a noise!
goldfishy: Oh, it's ok! It's just a cat knocking things over to distract me from the killer appearing behind me with an enormous knife :-)
ThePhan: Just keep standing with your back to the open doorway. You'll be fine.
Randy: And make sure to tell us you will be right back
goldfishy: I'll be right back!
goldfishy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
goldfishy has left.
* Randy wipes the blade
TalkingDog: Did anyone hear that?
Randy: I mean
Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goldfishy has entered.
* goldfishy grabs TD's ankle with a bloody hand and gurgles something
* TalkingDog jumps and falls through the window, down two floors, and onto a large rose bush.
* goldfishy coughs blood and then slumps down and lays in a pool of her own blood, staring with the eyes of the dead
Randy: Was that written in blood?
goldfishy: Which bit?
Randy: The last
goldfishy: No
Randy: ok
ThePhan: "Staring with the eyes of the dead" would be a TERRIFYING message to see written in blood.
* TalkingDog writes on his shirt with his own blood and spells out... OSTRICH
goldfishy: But there is a very wobbly "Ra___" on the floor next to me where I tried to leave my final message to the police about my killer :-p
* TalkingDog was all random about ostriches today, before he died.
Randy: goldy: Obviously you were trying to say "RalkingDog".
goldfishy: And all those who mourn him will say, "Aww do you remember how he was all random about ostriches that day before..before..*sob*"
Randy: But now that he's dead its all a wash anyways
* TalkingDog comes back in the sequel anyway as if nothing happened, and it's never explained.
goldfishy: Are you a very solid ghost?
TalkingDog: That could be it.
Randy: hehe
* goldfishy pokes TD
TalkingDog: That's probably how the fans will retcon it, after the third movie changes how ghosts work.

Awesomem!

(Talking about my Pandora station)

Goosey: I've been getting Jonathan Coulton even, which was a pleasant surprise.
ThePhan: Jonathan Coulton!
ThePhan: He makes my life awesomem.
ThePhan: So awesome it has an extra M at the end.

Sillt Randy

[Randy->ThePhan, Goosey] took some pics of my hair growing experiment. Its sillt
[Goosey->Randy, ThePhan] SHOW
[ThePhan->Randy, Goosey] Where are these pictures?
[ThePhan->Randy, Goosey] If you don't show us, we will just have to assume you are lying and it is not sillt at all. :-P

The walls are padded. Beware the wasp.

Sentynel: I have to wonder what people were expecting to find with some of these searches..
ThePhan: Sentynel: LOL LOL
MSB: Maybe Sam is padding some of them?
Ghost of Sam: Padding some of what?
LaZorra: Sam: Some of the walls around here.
LaZorra: For our own protection.
Ghost of Sam: A sorely needed measure.
ThePhan: AH WE HAVE A WASP IN OUR ROOM
Randy: RUN!
Goosey: RUN LIKE THE WIND!!
ThePhan: And leave behind the Internet?
Maryam: Or if you prefer, KILL IT WITH FIRE
* Sentynel lends TP a badger
Goosey: Phan: Truth, now: if your room were burning down around you, would you stay and give us a play by play?
* LaZorra read, "Or, if you prefer, KILL IT WITH A BADGER"
Goosey: KILL IT WITH A BADGER!
* Goosey gives LaZorra some more padding.
ThePhan: It has either left or it is hiding behind our TV.
Sentynel: LaZ: I suspect the badger would try and kill you if you tried to swat a wasp with it...
Goosey: LOL
Revan: Depending on what room you use a badger in, the cleanup afterwards might take longer than just running or opening the window anyway.
MSB: badger shampoo?
* Revan imagines someone cracking the door to a room with a bee in it, throwing in a wild badger, going "GO!!!" and quickly slamming the door.
Maryam: Hahaha, I love the "cliffs notes are too long".
Maryam: That's just sad.
* Goosey read: "Maryam: Hahaha, I love the "cliffs notes are too long". (16:55:13) Maryam: That's what she said. (16:55:17)"
ThePhan: LOL LOL
MSB: :D
Maryam: LOL LOL GOOSEY
* LaZorra is cracking up over here.

Jealousy and High School Psychics

* MSB is disappointed that no one's jealous of me getting to hang out with LaZorra all this week.
Ghost of Sam: MSB: I'm jealous of both of you.
LaZorra: One chameleon to rule them all?
Ghost of Sam: *hug MSB*
ThePhan: MSB: I am, but if I speak of it, my jealousy will leak out my ears and make it hard to hear my music.
Randy: MSB: I can't even mention how jealous I am!
Goosey: MSB: That's because our jealousy is such that it is physically inexpressible.
Randy: Or what Phan said!
MSB: TP: your jealousy needs a higher viscocity.
* LaZorra is jealous of herself.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
ThePhan: My jealousy needs to look up what "viscoscity" means.
Goosey: TP's jealousy needs more gelatin.
LaZorra: TP: LOL
ThePhan: ...and spell it right.
LaZorra: TP: Has to do with thickness or solidity.
Goosey: My jealousy is gelatinous. So there.
* LaZorra paid too much attention in highschool pysichs.
LaZorra: Er, PHYSICS.
MSB: viscosity : the state of being thick, sticky, and semifluid in consistency, due to internal friction.
Goosey: They must have been cute high school psychics, LaZ.
* LaZorra was not trained by psychics in high school.
Sentynel: There's no such thing as paying too much attention in Physics.
Revan: Fangoriously... Gelatinous...
Sentynel: Paying too much attention to psychics is an entirely different matter.
LaZorra: Goosey: No, but they could tell that they would be in the future.
LaZorra: Sent: LOL
LaZorra: Fact.
Goosey: Did your study guys know you were ogling the psychics?
LaZorra: Goosey:
LaZorra:

Update!

Goosey: See? All nice and updated http://gooseyquotables.blogspot.com/
LaZorra: LOL LOL, I totally missed Maryam's reaction after I went to class.
* LaZorra cracks up.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: hehehe
LaZorra: Maryam, I am so sorry for making you wait all this time to go to the bathroom.
Maryam: Can I go NOW?
ThePhan: LOL
* Maryam departs for the bathroom door, faster than a bouncing bullet.
* LaZorra loses it.
LaZorra: I love you crazy people.

Why Superman isn't all THAT great.

LaZorra: I always thought the phrase, "Leaps tall buildings in a single bound!" was funny.
LaZorra: What, can normal people only leap tall buildings if they get a running start?
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Or, "faster than a speeding bullet!" Because anyone can be faster than a sluggish bullet.
Maryam: Well, you could just throw one.
Goosey: I can be faster than a bullet that's just rolling across the floor, heh.
Maryam: Or drop it on the ground and kick it along.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: LZ: Better yet, I can leap tall buildings in several jumps.
* LaZorra is faster than a rolling bullet!

Phihrihahnahs

Maryam: Whoever set the topic misspelled "piranha".
Goosey: Oops.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Piranhas tickle!' by Goosey.
Goosey: I knew the h went in there somewhere.
Maryam: Aw, heh.
ThePhan: Phihrihahnahs tickle a LOT.