Taco

Randy has entered.
Maryam: Randy!
Randy: Hola mi amigas y amigos
TalkingDog: Taco.
Goosey: LOL

Stop hitting yourself!

Sentynel: You ever woken up with an arm completely numb?
Goosey: LOL yeah. Not comfy.
Goosey: Especially when you are trying to turn off the alarm before your roommate kills you.
Sentynel: Mostly my problem is I don't entirely twig that it's completely numb, and try and move it.
Sentynel: Getting no feedback, more muscle power is applied
Sentynel: Which results in my slightly rubbery, unresponsive hand impacting my face at great velocity.
Sentynel: This happens annoyingly frequently.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: You're the only person I know of to play the "stop hitting yourself!" game with yourself.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Maryam: LOL. I shall remember that next time it happens and crack myself up while nursing a sore nose.

Brain drain

Sentynel: Also, my resting heart rate is so low that if I stand up suddenly all the brain drains out of my blood, which in severe cases can lead to straight-up collapsing, and failing that rapid sitting down and waiting for my vision to return.
Sentynel: Um.
Sentynel: *blood drains out of my brain
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
Maryam: LOL!
Goosey: SENT HAS BRAIN DRAIN
Maryam: Do zombies have a high brain level in their blood?
Goosey: LOL