LaZorra: HERE IS A CAT WITH DARTH VADER ON IT: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance...0/enhanced-buzz-2293-1298164286-48.jpg
LaZorra: I mean, hi.
Sentynel: LaZ: I, er, that's awesome.
Grishny: Oh yeah? Well here is a beard made of lightsabers! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/
Goosey: Grish: That is a mustache.
Grishny: Well dang.
Grishny: I misspoke.
Grishny: Again.
Grishny: I think I'm exceeding my quota.
LaZorra: Goosey/Grish: LOL
ThePhan: A beard made of a mustache?
Goosey: Hahaha mustache
Goosey: .... *amazing.
Goosey: As in "That post was amazing."
Goosey: ...
Sentynel: Goosey: LOL LOL
* Goosey's fingers will get not dessert today.
Goosey: >..
Goosey: *no
Sentynel: I am so using moustache as a synonym of awesome from this point on.
* Goosey slinks away.
Sentynel: HEY LAZORRA, YOU ARE SO MOUSTACHE.
Goosey: HEY LAZORRA I DID ALL YOUR TYPOS FOR YOU SO YOU CAN HAVE THE DAY OFF
LaZorra: GOOSEY THANK YOU
LaZorra: I WILL LEAVE NOW
LaZorra: Sent: I actually call my mom's cat "Jabba the Catt" because she's so huge. That cracked me up.
Kysle: I thought you just said you called your MOM "Jabba the Cat"
* LaZorra also just nw sees gooseY"S hahahahamustache post and dies laughing.
Kysle: And I as, like, "..."
Goosey: LOL LOL
Kysle: *was
LaZorra: GOOSEY YOU RATE TOTALLY MUSTACHE
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *YOU ARE
* LaZorra rates Goosey's mustache a 7.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: LAZORRA I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
Goosey: (say it aloud)
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Showing posts with label Kysle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kysle. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Monday, August 24, 2009
Bacon!
* Kysle has bacon.
TalkingDog: BACON
Kysle: Would you believe my suitemates refused when I offered?
Kysle: Can't they see I'm extending the bacon branch?
TalkingDog: Mmmm. Bacon tree.
* TalkingDog plants bacon bits.
Kysle: Hee.
Sentynel: Watch it, TD - I don't think it's a bacon tree, it's a hambush!
Goosey: TD: DO you water a bacon tree? Or grease it?
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: Watch it, TD - I don't think it's a bacon tree, it's a hambush!
Kysle: *groan*
TalkingDog: BACON
Kysle: Would you believe my suitemates refused when I offered?
Kysle: Can't they see I'm extending the bacon branch?
TalkingDog: Mmmm. Bacon tree.
* TalkingDog plants bacon bits.
Kysle: Hee.
Sentynel: Watch it, TD - I don't think it's a bacon tree, it's a hambush!
Goosey: TD: DO you water a bacon tree? Or grease it?
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: Watch it, TD - I don't think it's a bacon tree, it's a hambush!
Kysle: *groan*
Japanese Space Drummers
Randy has entered.
wintermute: Randies!
Randy: Where?
wintermute: Behind the TV.
* Randy gets them!
Kysle: Randies! sound like a candy
wintermute: Well, they are sweet.
wintermute: And covered in cinnamon.
Kysle: *blink*
Randy: with a hint of cocoanut
wintermute: Coconaunts go to space in a coconut.
Randy: Right!
Kysle: They're not chocolate eating astronauts?
Randy: That's just silly
wintermute: That would imply there are astronauts (or cosmonauts or taikonauts) that don't eat chocolate.
Randy: What's a taikonaut?
Kysle: It's not my fault people don't know the proper term and call 'em astronauts instead of coconauts
wintermute: A Chinese astronaut.
Randy: huh
wintermute: Wikipedia tells me it's not as official a term as I'd thought.
wintermute: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronaut#China
Sentynel: I read it as "Japanese space drummer", which is somewhat more awesome than the real translation (taiko being drum in japanese)
wintermute: That would be awesome, yes.
Randy: I want that on my resume.
Randy: Except I'm not Japanes and I can't drum
* TalkingDog imagines that would sound awfully quiet.
wintermute: TD: Well, if you're actually drumming in a vacuum you probably have more immediate concerns.
Kysle: Can't you wear a space suit and drum at the same time?
Sentynel: You could even drum in space inside a spaceship.
wintermute: Kysle: you'd have a job holding the drumsticks.
Kysle: Glue?
Kysle: Come on, if you can get into space, I'm sure you can find a way to hold drumsticks.
wintermute: I think you need a certain degree of fine control to drum, which spacesuits aren't really designed for.
Sentynel: You need a degree of fine control to drum well.
TalkingDog: That's why they're Japanese space drummers. Them crazy Japanese people would come up with something that works.
Randy: hehe
Randy: Maybe they would just make a giant space robot drummer
wintermute: Bah. They can't even make a crazy radioactive monster that won't destroy Tokyo.
Randy: Good point
wintermute: Randies!
Randy: Where?
wintermute: Behind the TV.
* Randy gets them!
Kysle: Randies! sound like a candy
wintermute: Well, they are sweet.
wintermute: And covered in cinnamon.
Kysle: *blink*
Randy: with a hint of cocoanut
wintermute: Coconaunts go to space in a coconut.
Randy: Right!
Kysle: They're not chocolate eating astronauts?
Randy: That's just silly
wintermute: That would imply there are astronauts (or cosmonauts or taikonauts) that don't eat chocolate.
Randy: What's a taikonaut?
Kysle: It's not my fault people don't know the proper term and call 'em astronauts instead of coconauts
wintermute: A Chinese astronaut.
Randy: huh
wintermute: Wikipedia tells me it's not as official a term as I'd thought.
wintermute: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronaut#China
Sentynel: I read it as "Japanese space drummer", which is somewhat more awesome than the real translation (taiko being drum in japanese)
wintermute: That would be awesome, yes.
Randy: I want that on my resume.
Randy: Except I'm not Japanes and I can't drum
* TalkingDog imagines that would sound awfully quiet.
wintermute: TD: Well, if you're actually drumming in a vacuum you probably have more immediate concerns.
Kysle: Can't you wear a space suit and drum at the same time?
Sentynel: You could even drum in space inside a spaceship.
wintermute: Kysle: you'd have a job holding the drumsticks.
Kysle: Glue?
Kysle: Come on, if you can get into space, I'm sure you can find a way to hold drumsticks.
wintermute: I think you need a certain degree of fine control to drum, which spacesuits aren't really designed for.
Sentynel: You need a degree of fine control to drum well.
TalkingDog: That's why they're Japanese space drummers. Them crazy Japanese people would come up with something that works.
Randy: hehe
Randy: Maybe they would just make a giant space robot drummer
wintermute: Bah. They can't even make a crazy radioactive monster that won't destroy Tokyo.
Randy: Good point
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Tubbles and Chubbles
NessaChan: Tubbles the stray cat is here (22:52:54)
NessaChan: usually he runs when he sees me (22:53:00)
NessaChan: but tonight we made eye contact and he didn't run away (22:53:09)
Kysle: Tubbles? Seriously? (22:53:09)
NessaChan: Yes, Tubbles (22:53:19)
Kysle: Oh, he's a stray. (22:53:22)
NessaChan: The other stray cat is Chubbles (22:53:25)
i8246i: Perhaps he's getting used to you? (22:53:27)
NessaChan: I hope so (22:53:31)
Kysle: Would you name a cat you owned that? (22:53:32)
NessaChan: I dunno, my boyfriend named them (22:53:42)
i8246i: I would. Its not like a cat listens to anything that it doesn't like anyway (22:53:57)
NessaChan: if they moved in, I'd probably call them something else (22:53:58)
NessaChan: though Chubbles looks like a Chubbles. (22:54:37)
NessaChan: Tubbles isn't very Tubby though (22:54:43)
NessaChan: usually he runs when he sees me (22:53:00)
NessaChan: but tonight we made eye contact and he didn't run away (22:53:09)
Kysle: Tubbles? Seriously? (22:53:09)
NessaChan: Yes, Tubbles (22:53:19)
Kysle: Oh, he's a stray. (22:53:22)
NessaChan: The other stray cat is Chubbles (22:53:25)
i8246i: Perhaps he's getting used to you? (22:53:27)
NessaChan: I hope so (22:53:31)
Kysle: Would you name a cat you owned that? (22:53:32)
NessaChan: I dunno, my boyfriend named them (22:53:42)
i8246i: I would. Its not like a cat listens to anything that it doesn't like anyway (22:53:57)
NessaChan: if they moved in, I'd probably call them something else (22:53:58)
NessaChan: though Chubbles looks like a Chubbles. (22:54:37)
NessaChan: Tubbles isn't very Tubby though (22:54:43)
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
The RinkWorks Lawsuit
Rafael: LOL! These archives are hilarious!
niekie: Rafael: which one are you reading?
Rafael: I'm reading the one called, Lipstick Express to Canada.
Rafael: Poor Sosiqui
Rafael: Wow. This is just plain cruel.
Rafael: But still hilarious!
Ghost of Sam: Raf: LOL LOL. I forgot about that archive completely.
Ghost of Sam: Leen ruled in that one.
Rafael: That whole thing was just perfect.
Rafael: Possibly my favorite one so far.
Rafael: Hey Sam, might I ask why there are no archives between 2004 and 2008?
wintermute: Because RinkWorks was on strike during that period.
Rafael: ???
Ticia: No one was funny then.
Ghost of Sam: The lawsuit didn't help, either.
* Rafael continues his ??? ing.
Rafael: Lawsuit? Strike? No humor?! How horrible can life be?!
wintermute: Yeah, turns out there's a patent on chatroom archives.
Rafael: I'm totally lost. I can't tell who's being serious and who is joking. Or if this whole thing is a joke.
Kysle: Just accept that you'll never know.
Rafael: I hate not knowing stuffs.
ThePhan: I too lie awake at night, tormented by all the stuff I do not know.
Ghost of Sam: There was a January 2004 archive called 'Secrets,' which was a conversation about people's most intimate secrets, such as one Rinkie (by court order, I can't say which) who has a psychological compulsion to French kiss sweet pickle relish, and another who once accidentally broadcast himself dancing to Kung Fu Fighting in his underwear via his webcam, which he thought was turned off.
Ghost of Sam: By posting the archive, 11 Rinkies (ten of whom are sadly no longer regulars here) filed a lawsuit for invasion of privacy.
Kysle: Why sadly?
Ghost of Sam: I loved them all.
wintermute: Sam: Even #8?
Ghost of Sam: Anyway, the case dragged on for four years, during which time there was a temporary injunction against the posting of new archives.
Rafael: That's horrible.
ThePhan: It was a dark, dark time.
Rafael: ThePhan: Good to know I'm not alone.
Ghost of Sam: The one of the 11 that's still around is the Kung Fu Fighting guy.
Ghost of Sam: Kysle: Do you still get down to that song?
Kysle: *aherm*
Kysle has left.
Ghost of Sam: Oh, sorry.
Rafael: ...
Ticia: LOL
ThePhan: I guess he's still a little sensitive.
Rafael: We all do embarrassing stuff.
Rafael: Wait. Was it really Kysle?
Rafael: So eleven rinkies filed for lawsuit, ten left entirely, and one of them is still around as a regular?
Rafael: And you aren't at all upset at this regular for filing a lawsuit?
Ghost of Sam: Right. I only lost three of the lawsuits, though.
Ghost of Sam: The others were fined for frivolous use of the judicial system. Those judgments paid for the ones I owed, so it worked out about evenly.
TalkingDog: That was funny when Athaleon called you a venom-spitting neematoad and had to be dragged out.
* Rafael still can't tell if this is all serious or just a big joke against me.
Ghost of Sam: One of the cases I lost was against WhizKid. He claimed that even though he was not a U.S. citizen and didn't have all the protections offered to citizens, he still suffered extreme and irreparable psychological damage by the posting of the archive, in which I quoted him as saying, under implicit contract of confidentiality, 'I like it when Ticia drools.'
Ticia: Yeah, that was fun, getting that subpoena.
Rafael: I thought WhizKid was a bot program. Like WhizHal or something?
Rafael: How can you lose a lawsuit against a program eh?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: I coded it too well.
Rafael: So this whole lawsuit thing is a joke then?
Rafael: Or just the WhizKid part?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: Yeah, I suppose I can laugh about it now. Pretty harrowing at the time, though.
* Rafael might a'splode.
Ghost of Sam: LOL. Okay, seriously, yeah, all a joke. The real reason there weren't any archives is that I just didn't find the time and energy to post any.
Rafael: ...
Rafael: Now I still can't tell if you are joking or being serious. Even after you said seriously.
Ghost of Sam: Although seemingly only a matter of cutting out a bit of a log file and saving it, I actually did a fair amount of editing to the transcripts. Not to change any content, but to cull out lines unrelated to the conversation, and re-ordering lines so that the flow of conversation is clearer.
Ghost of Sam: So, kind of tedious.
Rafael: Mmm... Now that I'm looking back and reading this, I can't believe I might have fallen for it.
Rafael: There's my embarrassing moment for the day.
niekie: Rafael: which one are you reading?
Rafael: I'm reading the one called, Lipstick Express to Canada.
Rafael: Poor Sosiqui
Rafael: Wow. This is just plain cruel.
Rafael: But still hilarious!
Ghost of Sam: Raf: LOL LOL. I forgot about that archive completely.
Ghost of Sam: Leen ruled in that one.
Rafael: That whole thing was just perfect.
Rafael: Possibly my favorite one so far.
Rafael: Hey Sam, might I ask why there are no archives between 2004 and 2008?
wintermute: Because RinkWorks was on strike during that period.
Rafael: ???
Ticia: No one was funny then.
Ghost of Sam: The lawsuit didn't help, either.
* Rafael continues his ??? ing.
Rafael: Lawsuit? Strike? No humor?! How horrible can life be?!
wintermute: Yeah, turns out there's a patent on chatroom archives.
Rafael: I'm totally lost. I can't tell who's being serious and who is joking. Or if this whole thing is a joke.
Kysle: Just accept that you'll never know.
Rafael: I hate not knowing stuffs.
ThePhan: I too lie awake at night, tormented by all the stuff I do not know.
Ghost of Sam: There was a January 2004 archive called 'Secrets,' which was a conversation about people's most intimate secrets, such as one Rinkie (by court order, I can't say which) who has a psychological compulsion to French kiss sweet pickle relish, and another who once accidentally broadcast himself dancing to Kung Fu Fighting in his underwear via his webcam, which he thought was turned off.
Ghost of Sam: By posting the archive, 11 Rinkies (ten of whom are sadly no longer regulars here) filed a lawsuit for invasion of privacy.
Kysle: Why sadly?
Ghost of Sam: I loved them all.
wintermute: Sam: Even #8?
Ghost of Sam: Anyway, the case dragged on for four years, during which time there was a temporary injunction against the posting of new archives.
Rafael: That's horrible.
ThePhan: It was a dark, dark time.
Rafael: ThePhan: Good to know I'm not alone.
Ghost of Sam: The one of the 11 that's still around is the Kung Fu Fighting guy.
Ghost of Sam: Kysle: Do you still get down to that song?
Kysle: *aherm*
Kysle has left.
Ghost of Sam: Oh, sorry.
Rafael: ...
Ticia: LOL
ThePhan: I guess he's still a little sensitive.
Rafael: We all do embarrassing stuff.
Rafael: Wait. Was it really Kysle?
Rafael: So eleven rinkies filed for lawsuit, ten left entirely, and one of them is still around as a regular?
Rafael: And you aren't at all upset at this regular for filing a lawsuit?
Ghost of Sam: Right. I only lost three of the lawsuits, though.
Ghost of Sam: The others were fined for frivolous use of the judicial system. Those judgments paid for the ones I owed, so it worked out about evenly.
TalkingDog: That was funny when Athaleon called you a venom-spitting neematoad and had to be dragged out.
* Rafael still can't tell if this is all serious or just a big joke against me.
Ghost of Sam: One of the cases I lost was against WhizKid. He claimed that even though he was not a U.S. citizen and didn't have all the protections offered to citizens, he still suffered extreme and irreparable psychological damage by the posting of the archive, in which I quoted him as saying, under implicit contract of confidentiality, 'I like it when Ticia drools.'
Ticia: Yeah, that was fun, getting that subpoena.
Rafael: I thought WhizKid was a bot program. Like WhizHal or something?
Rafael: How can you lose a lawsuit against a program eh?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: I coded it too well.
Rafael: So this whole lawsuit thing is a joke then?
Rafael: Or just the WhizKid part?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: Yeah, I suppose I can laugh about it now. Pretty harrowing at the time, though.
* Rafael might a'splode.
Ghost of Sam: LOL. Okay, seriously, yeah, all a joke. The real reason there weren't any archives is that I just didn't find the time and energy to post any.
Rafael: ...
Rafael: Now I still can't tell if you are joking or being serious. Even after you said seriously.
Ghost of Sam: Although seemingly only a matter of cutting out a bit of a log file and saving it, I actually did a fair amount of editing to the transcripts. Not to change any content, but to cull out lines unrelated to the conversation, and re-ordering lines so that the flow of conversation is clearer.
Ghost of Sam: So, kind of tedious.
Rafael: Mmm... Now that I'm looking back and reading this, I can't believe I might have fallen for it.
Rafael: There's my embarrassing moment for the day.
Fishdress
Every once in awhile, giant sections of RinkChat are just really, really amusing. We make Sam put these together for us, as he is The Rink, and thus has access to all the chat logs. This and the next three posts are some of the most recent hilarity. Here goes: FISHDRESS!
Goosey has entered.
Goosey: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
Randy: But but...NOOOOOOOO
Goosey: see?
Goosey: (7:51:54 PM) Randy: There. I had my fish tank on my computer desk. But its a bit too wobbly (7:52:08 PM) Jeni: Eep. (7:52:13 PM) Randy: So I moved him to my dresse, which is a lot more solid
Randy: It's OBVIOUS I just typoed "dresser"
Randy: Trying to ruin my reputation
Goosey: Whatever, Thisbe.
Randy: That was just for a play!
* Randy has an excuse for everything
Goosey: I bet you kept it!
Randy: Well I wanted to, but it was the directors wife's
Goosey:
Randy: I MEAN NO THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND NOT RIGHT
Goosey: LOL LOL
Kysle: Randy has fish.... in his skirt?
Goosey: Kysle: That's what I said.
Randy: THAT'S THE POINT
wintermute: Are they carp? Pike? Trout?
wintermute: Enquiring minds want to know!
Kysle: I bet Alaskan King.
Randy: It's one fish! A Betta!
Kysle: Salmon, that is.
wintermute: A salmon became King of Alaska?
wintermute: How does it collect taxes?
Kysle: Better than a tuna.
Kysle: Royal tuna would be bad.
Sam: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS TOO????
Goosey: Sam, do YOU have fish in your dress?
Sam: Sure. I'm up on the latest fashions.
Kysle: How do you keep them from stinking?
Randy: deodorant
Goosey: Sugar and lemon juice will keep your dress fish from stinking. Everybody knows that.
ThePhan: What if Randy shares his dress with Captain Kirk?
Goosey: Then he can come visit me at warp speed!
Sam: TP: Why would he do that? Just for the halibut?
Goosey: Sam: LOL
Nyperold: A salmon would collect taxes with little wasted time, effort, or other resources.
wintermute: According to ST:TNG, that is how LaForge's aunt trained her cat to sit in her lap.
LaZorra is back.
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!
* Sam HUGS LaZorra and offers her a present: a low-cut mackerel gown with trout lace trimmings and a flounder brocade.
Maryam: msg nessachan Now that's crappy.
Maryam: Oops.
Goosey: LOL LOL
NessaChan: hehe
Sam: You can talk about my jokes to my face, you know.
Maryam: LOL
Goosey: Sam: Maryam doesn't like the fish dress you made!
NessaChan: That's a betta present than anything I ever got, LaZorra.
TalkingDog: It would look better on Captain Kirk.
NessaChan: I trout you'll ever get anything betta than that.
Sam: FINE. I WASN'T GOING TO GIVE HER ONE ANYWAY.
Randy: LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
* LaZorra HUGS MerSam!
Sam: THIS STRAPLESS EVENING PERCH WITH THE SALMON CINCH WAIST THAT I FITTED FOR HER WAS TOTALLY GOING TO BE A PRESENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE, SUCH AS TALKINGDOG.
Goosey: LOL LOL
NessaChan: I'm looking at a list of fish.. some of these are hilarious
NessaChan: Like "Comical Blenny" and "Convict Blenny"
Goosey: Nessa: Really? Those are kinds of fish? LOL
NessaChan: yep
ThePhan: Nessa: That sounds like some bizarre comedy team.
NessaChan: haha yeah.
NessaChan: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/types-of-fishes.html
NessaChan: lol "Horrid Stonefish"
NessaChan: "Hawaiian Squirrelfish"
NessaChan: Humpback Unicornfish
Goosey: LOL Pingi Logsucker must have red pigtails!
NessaChan: lol
NessaChan: Vagabond Butterflyfish
Nyperold: Cookie-cutter shark.
Nyperold: Cuckoo wrasse.
Nyperold: ...Discus.
Goosey: Add fish names to Titlebot.
Goosey: "Two striped Sweetlips"
Sam: No, fish DRESS names.
Goosey: LOL
Randy: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
NessaChan: Pipa pipa Suriname Toad
Nyperold: Another meaning for "cobbler", huh?
Nyperold: There's the shoe guy, the dessert, and... the fish.
Goosey: There is a cobbler fish?
Maryam: Cobbler cobbler sounds... disgusting.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: Maryam: LOL
Maryam: Especially if you have human cobbler as well as fish cobbler in there.
Goosey: Ew.
Nyperold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobbler_(fish)
NessaChan: bleh, fish cobbler
* Sam helps himself to some haddock sleeves.
Randy: Anybody know where I purt my glasses?
Goosey: PURT
Sam: Randy: Garsh, yer glasses is mighty purty.
Maryam: LOL
Randy: FOUND THEM YAY
Goosey: YAY RANDY FOUND HIS PURTY GLASSES
Randy: Hey, its hard to type blindly
* Goosey hands Nessa a frozen sturgeon.
Nyperold: Harelip sucker and Hog sucker.
Nyperold: Humuhumu-nukunuku-apua‘a. Say, isn't he in HHGTTG?
Maryam: Nyp: I remember doing some kind of thing in school on that fish. I picked it just for the name.
* ThePhan is ashamed to say she first knew it as the song from High School Musical 2, but was delighted when she discovered it was the name of an actual fish as well.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Garsh. Randy's glasses is mighty purty.' by Sam.
Goosey: Hehehe.
Maryam: I believe the spelling is "gawrsh".
Randy: I concur
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Gwawrwsh. Randy's gwasses is mighty pwurty.' by Sam.
Maryam: LOL
* NessaChan is an actual hillbilly and thinks that "gawrsh" is correct but "purty" would be more appropriate.
Sam: CHEF WANG ASK LANDY, PREASE MAKE GRASSES FOL ME!!!!!
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: UH-HWUH
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
Randy: BLING PELSCLIPTION
Sam: ROR
Goosey: LOL LOL
NessaChan: Sharpayfish
* TalkingDog's mind crashes.
* LaZorra dies laughing.
LaZorra: I TOTALLY want a prescription for bling.
Randy: hehehe
* Sam prescribes LaZorra a 2-week course of gaudy gold chains. Wear 18 twice daily. Do not discontinue the bling until so directed by a Sam.
Goosey: What? No grill?
Randy: GRILL
Sam: ARSO GLIRR.
TalkingDog: And pity fools three times a day.
Sam: Minimum.
Goosey: LOL
NessaChan: And don't forget to love your mama
TalkingDog: *snrk*
Goosey: Hahahaha.
NessaChan: Mr. T doens't take kindly to people who don't love their mamas
Sam: Avoid plane travel.
Sam: Sucka.
Goosey: And MRI's.
NessaChan: get a van
* Randy hands Sam a glass of milk
Sam: I ROVE MIRK.
Goosey: LOL
* Goosey hands Sam a "I made it through Mirkwood and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" t-shirt.
* Maryam is now completely lost.
Revan: Don't worry, that's about where I'm at right now too.
Sam: Yeah. This conversation took about four right-angled turns in a row. Which SHOULD mean we're back on topic, but that's totally not the way RinkChat conversations work.
TalkingDog: That assumes we're in 2-dimensional space.
Goosey: That assumes we are sane.
TalkingDog: And that.
Randy: They gave T some milk laced with somekind of knockout stuff so they could get him on a plane
Goosey: You are not a true Rinkie until you can keep up with a conversation like this.
Sam: LaZorra started this by wanting a bling prescription, and then she goes away.
NessaChan: Maryam: Don't flounder, you'll get back on the right trout.
Goosey: Bahahaha!
Maryam: I don't want to be on a trout!
Sam: Salmon Randy are hilarious.
TalkingDog: Ow.
Randy: hehe
Goosey: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT THE ENTIRE TIME
Kysle: Super Salmon Randy.
NessaChan: Does anyone have any diamonds?
NessaChan: Spades?
Goosey: GO FISH
Randy: GO FISH
Goosey: I WIN
Randy: BEAT
* Goosey sits down triumphantly on her perch.
NessaChan: I suppose this can get reel confusing
* Sam has an epiphany! A card game based on the idea of fishing! YES!
Sam: I AM A GENIUS.
* LaZorra just read the buffer and thanks Sam for the bling prescription.
* LaZorra starts beating up foos who take advantage of people.
* LaZorra shaves her head and gets a nohawk.
Goosey: NOHAWK
Sam: Isn't a nohawk what you have NOW?
* Sam also has a nohawk.
Sam: I call it...Regular Haircut!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: MOHOWK
LaZorra: *A
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: MOHAWK
Goosey: Mahowk?
Sam: A mohowk is when you go to get your hair cut, and it hurts.
Maryam: Wouldn't a nohawk be what Bill Cosby's son got that one time?
Maryam: A reverse mohawk?
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: BAHAHA YES
LaZorra: YES
TalkingDog: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT EARLIER. Aaaa, spooky.
Sam: Zoey is talking to bug.
Sam: *bugs.
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: ZOEY'S TALKING BUGS ME SO MUCH
NessaChan: I'm feeling a bit eel.
* LaZorra knows PEOPLE who talk to bug.
TalkingDog: Heh. Wasn't Zach nicknamed "Bug" before?
* Goosey pictures a lolcatz with Zoey captioned "o hai i iz talkin to bug"
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Sam: Zach and Zoey are each really good at finding bugs in the house. They just sit at the base of the wall and stare up at it. If it's a particularly exciting bug, they'll squeak at it.
Sam: They'll stare at a bug all day if necessary.
Randy: My cat caught a little lizard the other day. Played little cat games with it
Sam: We don't really have lizards here. At least, not so plentiful you ever see them.
Randy: We threw the cat on the slip and slide yesterday. In a big puddle of soapy water
Maryam: Poor cat!
Goosey: Poor cat!
Randy: I think we got more enjoyment out of that than he did
Sam: LOL LOL
* Goosey wishes she had thought of transcribing this. Like, an hour ago.
* Goosey sighs.
Goosey: But know what? That would have jinxed it, so never mind.
* ThePhan has the very beginning of the madness on her RinkQuotes blog (the fish dress part), but lost track after that.
Goosey: I can never tell when it's going to be good.
ThePhan: And not even all of that part.
Sam: I can pull it out of the logs if you all want.
Goosey: Please? :D :D :D
ThePhan: But indeed! Sam has logs!
Goosey: From when I came in.
Sam: Only if ALL of you want it.
* ThePhan would be all for it.
* Goosey holds up everybody's hands for them, so they all vote yes.
Sam: I am unconvinced.
Randy: Sure!
Maryam: Sure, sure, I suppose.
Sam: Nyperold is 27 minutes idle. Clearly he doesn't want it.
Nyperold: Hey, logs!
Randy: LOL
Goosey has entered.
Goosey: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
Randy: But but...NOOOOOOOO
Goosey: see?
Goosey: (7:51:54 PM) Randy: There. I had my fish tank on my computer desk. But its a bit too wobbly (7:52:08 PM) Jeni: Eep. (7:52:13 PM) Randy: So I moved him to my dresse, which is a lot more solid
Randy: It's OBVIOUS I just typoed "dresser"
Randy: Trying to ruin my reputation
Goosey: Whatever, Thisbe.
Randy: That was just for a play!
* Randy has an excuse for everything
Goosey: I bet you kept it!
Randy: Well I wanted to, but it was the directors wife's
Goosey:
Randy: I MEAN NO THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND NOT RIGHT
Goosey: LOL LOL
Kysle: Randy has fish.... in his skirt?
Goosey: Kysle: That's what I said.
Randy: THAT'S THE POINT
wintermute: Are they carp? Pike? Trout?
wintermute: Enquiring minds want to know!
Kysle: I bet Alaskan King.
Randy: It's one fish! A Betta!
Kysle: Salmon, that is.
wintermute: A salmon became King of Alaska?
wintermute: How does it collect taxes?
Kysle: Better than a tuna.
Kysle: Royal tuna would be bad.
Sam: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS TOO????
Goosey: Sam, do YOU have fish in your dress?
Sam: Sure. I'm up on the latest fashions.
Kysle: How do you keep them from stinking?
Randy: deodorant
Goosey: Sugar and lemon juice will keep your dress fish from stinking. Everybody knows that.
ThePhan: What if Randy shares his dress with Captain Kirk?
Goosey: Then he can come visit me at warp speed!
Sam: TP: Why would he do that? Just for the halibut?
Goosey: Sam: LOL
Nyperold: A salmon would collect taxes with little wasted time, effort, or other resources.
wintermute: According to ST:TNG, that is how LaForge's aunt trained her cat to sit in her lap.
LaZorra is back.
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!
* Sam HUGS LaZorra and offers her a present: a low-cut mackerel gown with trout lace trimmings and a flounder brocade.
Maryam: msg nessachan Now that's crappy.
Maryam: Oops.
Goosey: LOL LOL
NessaChan: hehe
Sam: You can talk about my jokes to my face, you know.
Maryam: LOL
Goosey: Sam: Maryam doesn't like the fish dress you made!
NessaChan: That's a betta present than anything I ever got, LaZorra.
TalkingDog: It would look better on Captain Kirk.
NessaChan: I trout you'll ever get anything betta than that.
Sam: FINE. I WASN'T GOING TO GIVE HER ONE ANYWAY.
Randy: LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
* LaZorra HUGS MerSam!
Sam: THIS STRAPLESS EVENING PERCH WITH THE SALMON CINCH WAIST THAT I FITTED FOR HER WAS TOTALLY GOING TO BE A PRESENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE, SUCH AS TALKINGDOG.
Goosey: LOL LOL
NessaChan: I'm looking at a list of fish.. some of these are hilarious
NessaChan: Like "Comical Blenny" and "Convict Blenny"
Goosey: Nessa: Really? Those are kinds of fish? LOL
NessaChan: yep
ThePhan: Nessa: That sounds like some bizarre comedy team.
NessaChan: haha yeah.
NessaChan: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/types-of-fishes.html
NessaChan: lol "Horrid Stonefish"
NessaChan: "Hawaiian Squirrelfish"
NessaChan: Humpback Unicornfish
Goosey: LOL Pingi Logsucker must have red pigtails!
NessaChan: lol
NessaChan: Vagabond Butterflyfish
Nyperold: Cookie-cutter shark.
Nyperold: Cuckoo wrasse.
Nyperold: ...Discus.
Goosey: Add fish names to Titlebot.
Goosey: "Two striped Sweetlips"
Sam: No, fish DRESS names.
Goosey: LOL
Randy: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
NessaChan: Pipa pipa Suriname Toad
Nyperold: Another meaning for "cobbler", huh?
Nyperold: There's the shoe guy, the dessert, and... the fish.
Goosey: There is a cobbler fish?
Maryam: Cobbler cobbler sounds... disgusting.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: Maryam: LOL
Maryam: Especially if you have human cobbler as well as fish cobbler in there.
Goosey: Ew.
Nyperold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobbler_(fish)
NessaChan: bleh, fish cobbler
* Sam helps himself to some haddock sleeves.
Randy: Anybody know where I purt my glasses?
Goosey: PURT
Sam: Randy: Garsh, yer glasses is mighty purty.
Maryam: LOL
Randy: FOUND THEM YAY
Goosey: YAY RANDY FOUND HIS PURTY GLASSES
Randy: Hey, its hard to type blindly
* Goosey hands Nessa a frozen sturgeon.
Nyperold: Harelip sucker and Hog sucker.
Nyperold: Humuhumu-nukunuku-apua‘a. Say, isn't he in HHGTTG?
Maryam: Nyp: I remember doing some kind of thing in school on that fish. I picked it just for the name.
* ThePhan is ashamed to say she first knew it as the song from High School Musical 2, but was delighted when she discovered it was the name of an actual fish as well.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Garsh. Randy's glasses is mighty purty.' by Sam.
Goosey: Hehehe.
Maryam: I believe the spelling is "gawrsh".
Randy: I concur
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Gwawrwsh. Randy's gwasses is mighty pwurty.' by Sam.
Maryam: LOL
* NessaChan is an actual hillbilly and thinks that "gawrsh" is correct but "purty" would be more appropriate.
Sam: CHEF WANG ASK LANDY, PREASE MAKE GRASSES FOL ME!!!!!
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: UH-HWUH
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
Randy: BLING PELSCLIPTION
Sam: ROR
Goosey: LOL LOL
NessaChan: Sharpayfish
* TalkingDog's mind crashes.
* LaZorra dies laughing.
LaZorra: I TOTALLY want a prescription for bling.
Randy: hehehe
* Sam prescribes LaZorra a 2-week course of gaudy gold chains. Wear 18 twice daily. Do not discontinue the bling until so directed by a Sam.
Goosey: What? No grill?
Randy: GRILL
Sam: ARSO GLIRR.
TalkingDog: And pity fools three times a day.
Sam: Minimum.
Goosey: LOL
NessaChan: And don't forget to love your mama
TalkingDog: *snrk*
Goosey: Hahahaha.
NessaChan: Mr. T doens't take kindly to people who don't love their mamas
Sam: Avoid plane travel.
Sam: Sucka.
Goosey: And MRI's.
NessaChan: get a van
* Randy hands Sam a glass of milk
Sam: I ROVE MIRK.
Goosey: LOL
* Goosey hands Sam a "I made it through Mirkwood and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" t-shirt.
* Maryam is now completely lost.
Revan: Don't worry, that's about where I'm at right now too.
Sam: Yeah. This conversation took about four right-angled turns in a row. Which SHOULD mean we're back on topic, but that's totally not the way RinkChat conversations work.
TalkingDog: That assumes we're in 2-dimensional space.
Goosey: That assumes we are sane.
TalkingDog: And that.
Randy: They gave T some milk laced with somekind of knockout stuff so they could get him on a plane
Goosey: You are not a true Rinkie until you can keep up with a conversation like this.
Sam: LaZorra started this by wanting a bling prescription, and then she goes away.
NessaChan: Maryam: Don't flounder, you'll get back on the right trout.
Goosey: Bahahaha!
Maryam: I don't want to be on a trout!
Sam: Salmon Randy are hilarious.
TalkingDog: Ow.
Randy: hehe
Goosey: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT THE ENTIRE TIME
Kysle: Super Salmon Randy.
NessaChan: Does anyone have any diamonds?
NessaChan: Spades?
Goosey: GO FISH
Randy: GO FISH
Goosey: I WIN
Randy: BEAT
* Goosey sits down triumphantly on her perch.
NessaChan: I suppose this can get reel confusing
* Sam has an epiphany! A card game based on the idea of fishing! YES!
Sam: I AM A GENIUS.
* LaZorra just read the buffer and thanks Sam for the bling prescription.
* LaZorra starts beating up foos who take advantage of people.
* LaZorra shaves her head and gets a nohawk.
Goosey: NOHAWK
Sam: Isn't a nohawk what you have NOW?
* Sam also has a nohawk.
Sam: I call it...Regular Haircut!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: MOHOWK
LaZorra: *A
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: MOHAWK
Goosey: Mahowk?
Sam: A mohowk is when you go to get your hair cut, and it hurts.
Maryam: Wouldn't a nohawk be what Bill Cosby's son got that one time?
Maryam: A reverse mohawk?
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: BAHAHA YES
LaZorra: YES
TalkingDog: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT EARLIER. Aaaa, spooky.
Sam: Zoey is talking to bug.
Sam: *bugs.
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: ZOEY'S TALKING BUGS ME SO MUCH
NessaChan: I'm feeling a bit eel.
* LaZorra knows PEOPLE who talk to bug.
TalkingDog: Heh. Wasn't Zach nicknamed "Bug" before?
* Goosey pictures a lolcatz with Zoey captioned "o hai i iz talkin to bug"
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Sam: Zach and Zoey are each really good at finding bugs in the house. They just sit at the base of the wall and stare up at it. If it's a particularly exciting bug, they'll squeak at it.
Sam: They'll stare at a bug all day if necessary.
Randy: My cat caught a little lizard the other day. Played little cat games with it
Sam: We don't really have lizards here. At least, not so plentiful you ever see them.
Randy: We threw the cat on the slip and slide yesterday. In a big puddle of soapy water
Maryam: Poor cat!
Goosey: Poor cat!
Randy: I think we got more enjoyment out of that than he did
Sam: LOL LOL
* Goosey wishes she had thought of transcribing this. Like, an hour ago.
* Goosey sighs.
Goosey: But know what? That would have jinxed it, so never mind.
* ThePhan has the very beginning of the madness on her RinkQuotes blog (the fish dress part), but lost track after that.
Goosey: I can never tell when it's going to be good.
ThePhan: And not even all of that part.
Sam: I can pull it out of the logs if you all want.
Goosey: Please? :D :D :D
ThePhan: But indeed! Sam has logs!
Goosey: From when I came in.
Sam: Only if ALL of you want it.
* ThePhan would be all for it.
* Goosey holds up everybody's hands for them, so they all vote yes.
Sam: I am unconvinced.
Randy: Sure!
Maryam: Sure, sure, I suppose.
Sam: Nyperold is 27 minutes idle. Clearly he doesn't want it.
Nyperold: Hey, logs!
Randy: LOL
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