Monday, February 1, 2010

Horror Chat

goldfishy: My pvr just froze on a picture of a man looking particularly sinister - I hope I'm not in a horror movie
Randy: Noooo!
Randy: Don't go into that dark room goldy!
goldfishy: But I need something completely pointless...
Randy: Do you hear any ominous music?
goldfishy: There is music coming from somewhere, yes
goldfishy: Wait! I heard a noise!
goldfishy: Oh, it's ok! It's just a cat knocking things over to distract me from the killer appearing behind me with an enormous knife :-)
ThePhan: Just keep standing with your back to the open doorway. You'll be fine.
Randy: And make sure to tell us you will be right back
goldfishy: I'll be right back!
goldfishy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
goldfishy has left.
* Randy wipes the blade
TalkingDog: Did anyone hear that?
Randy: I mean
Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goldfishy has entered.
* goldfishy grabs TD's ankle with a bloody hand and gurgles something
* TalkingDog jumps and falls through the window, down two floors, and onto a large rose bush.
* goldfishy coughs blood and then slumps down and lays in a pool of her own blood, staring with the eyes of the dead
Randy: Was that written in blood?
goldfishy: Which bit?
Randy: The last
goldfishy: No
Randy: ok
ThePhan: "Staring with the eyes of the dead" would be a TERRIFYING message to see written in blood.
* TalkingDog writes on his shirt with his own blood and spells out... OSTRICH
goldfishy: But there is a very wobbly "Ra___" on the floor next to me where I tried to leave my final message to the police about my killer :-p
* TalkingDog was all random about ostriches today, before he died.
Randy: goldy: Obviously you were trying to say "RalkingDog".
goldfishy: And all those who mourn him will say, "Aww do you remember how he was all random about ostriches that day before..before..*sob*"
Randy: But now that he's dead its all a wash anyways
* TalkingDog comes back in the sequel anyway as if nothing happened, and it's never explained.
goldfishy: Are you a very solid ghost?
TalkingDog: That could be it.
Randy: hehe
* goldfishy pokes TD
TalkingDog: That's probably how the fans will retcon it, after the third movie changes how ghosts work.