Sam is Sam

(Getting to know some new people in chat, the conversation had turned to how old everyone was.)

Replica19: How old is Sam?
Xoon: 5 :P
Goosey: Sam is ageless.
Goosey: He is the Creator.
Goosey: He is the Rink.
Replica19: Is he a bot? XD
Replica19: oh lol
Vonnis: I'm off for a bit to find some food.
Vonnis: Laters peeps.
Sessie: No, he's--wait. IS Sam a bot?
Goosey: Nope.
Goosey: He transcends bot.
Sessie: Oh, that's right.
Xoon: He's a AI!
Kalimeris: Sam is the music planets make.
Goosey: He's OI.
Sessie: There's nothing A about his I.
Xoon: He's HIAI :P
Goosey: Now you're getting it.
Replica19: So Sam is a god or something?
Vonnis has left. 
Sessie: You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming?
Goosey: That's Sam.
Sessie: That's where you'll find Sam. That's where he'll be waiting.
Replica19: Creepy.
Xoon: Limbo, or sleep paralysis?
Goosey: Sam made the RinkWorks.
Goosey: Without Sam was nothing in the RinkWorks made.
Replica19: I know, but the way you describe him is creepy. XD
Goosey: Everything in the RinkWorks was made by him, of him, for him.
* Xoon pokes Goosey
Sessie: Sam is you. Sam is me.
Sessie: He is us all, and we are all him.
Replica19: Um
Replica19: xD
Goosey: Does that answer your question?
Replica19: Sure... :)
* Xoon pokes Goosey 
Goosey: Sam knows all. He's probably watching right now.
Replica19: That's comforting. xD
Xoon: Can he read PMs?
* Xoon pokes Goosey 
* Ghost_of_Sam is not watching. 
Sessie: Sam is PMs.
Goosey: Poke me again and see what happens.
Sessie: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
Goosey: Ooooh you guys woke him up!
* Replica19 pokes Goosey. 
[RinkChat] User Replica19 has been shrunken by Goosey. 
Ghost_of_Sam: Whoooo has dared waken me from my slumber...........
* Xoon pokes Ghost_of_Sam 
Replica19: Aw I'm tiny ^_^
Goosey: These new kids were asking about you. We answered best we could.
* Replica19 unpokes Goosey. 
* Ghost_of_Sam is PMS 
Sessie: Hope you're all shielding your eyes.
* Replica19 has been punished prop[erly.
[RinkChat] User Replica19 has been unshrunken by Goosey. 
Sessie: Would hate to see some noob faces melting.
Replica19: Yay!
* Xoon pokes Sam
* Goosey makes an offering of sugar and lemon juice to the great Sam
* Sessie offers ginger ale 
* Xoon pokes Sam 
* Goosey also offers chocolate so Sam will be somewhat less PMS
* Xoon pokes Sam (12:16:29) Replica19: You guys gonna spray perfume on him too? 
* Ghost_of_Sam groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns and slowwwwwwwwwly eats the chocolate. 
Goosey: Xoon is a one-trick pony
* Ghost_of_Sam sinks back into the ether. 
Sessie: Sam exudes pure unadulterated beauty and has no need for earthly perfumes.
Replica19: XD Goosey rofl
* Xoon pokes Sam
Goosey: Sam is the essence of pulchritudinousness
* Replica19 pokes Xoon in the pony eye 
Replica19: This. Is. Creepy now :D
Replica19: I think I get the idea you guys have :)
Xoon: Got to eat brb
* Xoon pokes Sam 
[RinkChat] User Xoon has been kicked from the room by Goosey.