Lotion

Goosey: 1) Realize hands need lotion
Goosey: 2) Push up sweater sleeves in preparation to apply lotion
Goosey: 3) Grab blanket because legs are cold
Goosey: 4) Roll down sleeves
Ticia: lol
Goosey: 1) Realize sleeves were up for a reason, but can't remember why
Goosey: *5)
Goosey: 6) Forget how to count
Sentynel: 22) Forget how to count
Ticia: HAHAHA

Spaghetti fencing!

LaZorra: So last night, I managed to stab myself under the fingernail with a piece of spaghetti.
LaZorra: I just decided to try to peel an orange with that finger.
Maryam: owww
Goosey: owwww
LaZorra: Yeah, turns out citric acid is kinda acidic...
Sentynel: With a piece of spaghetti?
Sentynel: Not that I'm not sympathetic, because citric acid in a cut hurts like nothing else, but seriously, spaghetti? =p
LaZorra: You say that as if it were an unusual occurance.
Goosey: Sent: I assume it's the dry stuff, pre-cooked
iwpg: I hope you mean uncooked... yes, that.
Sentynel: Yeah. But I'd still imagine it would be quite hard to stab oneself with it.
Sentynel: Although I haven't personally tried, so who knows.
LaZorra: It was actually post-cooked. It was stuck on my spatuala, and I couldn't get it off with my sponge, so I tried scraping it off with my thumb.
LaZorra: POKE SENTYNEL WITH SPAGHETTI
LaZorra: POKE POKE POKE
LaZorra: Yeah. And glued on. >.<
* Sentynel parries and ripostes.
Sentynel: Spaghetti fencing!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: That mental image is HILARIOUS.
LaZorra: Most delicate fencing ever. You're disqualified if your strand breaks.
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: Someone broke their sword in a match against me once. That was kinda hilarious.
LaZorra: SAM LADE, BENDER OF STEEL
Sentynel: The snapped parts didn't totally separate, it just sort of doubled back on itself.
Sentynel: My coach looked at it and goes "it's for those fancy shots where you do this.." and proceeded to wave it over my shoulder and stab me in the back with it.
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: LaZ: They called me "the Blade", actually, for obvious reasons...
Sentynel: Which sounds an awful lot less silly when you're armoured and holding a sword.

Time of Death

Dave has left.
Sam: DAVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW!
Sam: NOT ON MY WATCH!
Sam: CLEAR!
Sam: thump
Sam: CLEAR!
Sam: thump
Sam: dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sam: Aw, man.
TalkingDog: Time of death, Hammer Time.
* TalkingDog gets down.

Gaston's eggs

Tim: At least breakfast was good today. I guess.
Tim: The smell of rain somehow makes scrambled eggs much more awesome. Also, how is Gaston still alive if he ate so many eggs?
Tim: Maybe he doesn't know what a dozen is.
Tim: Or a barge.
Jennie: LOL

Dave gets introduced to Minecraft

Dave: I think I just punched a chicken.
TalkingDog: Chicken puncher.
Nyperold: Kung Pow Chicken: Enter the Fist
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Dave: And... I got killed by a zombie.
TalkingDog: brainz
Dave: In retrospect, digging a big hole in the sand was probably not my best plan for surviving a monster attack.
TalkingDog: Zombies don't like swords. You should make one.
Dave: I was trying, but I couldn't figure out how.
Dave: I guess I'll watch some videos now to find out what the hell to do.
Sam: LOL
Dave: I managed to build a workbench. But I couldn't find sticks. And everything beyond that requires sticks, apparently.
Dave: I punched the fork out of plenty of trees, but no sticks.
Randy: LOL
TalkingDog: Sticks are made from planks.
Dave: Ooooh. Thanks.
Dave: I absolutely love that resource collection involves PUNCHING THINGS.
Goosey: LOL LOL
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Dave: Oh man, you lose all your stuff when you die? My precious, precious things! That I punched various objects to collect!
TalkingDog: You can go pick it up, if it hasn't despawned.
TalkingDog: Items despawn in 5 minutes.  
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Dave: This tutorial guy needs to do more teaching and less telling me about how if I don't learn what he's about to teach I'll die.
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: That doesn't sound like a great tutorial.
Dave: Because I already learned that part the hard way.
Maryam: Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?
LaZorra: "Are you still trying to figure out how to make sticks?" is the best out-of-context line I've seen for a while.
LaZorra: IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE STICKS
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: Whoa. I made a door.
Goosey: Yay a door!
Dave: I punched the stuff out of a tree and somehow made a door. That's awesome.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: I am glad you are enjoying yourself punching the stuff out of stuff.
Dave: LaZorra: It IS hard to make sticks. I mean, I thought punching trees would be enough. But no, first you have to punch trees to get wood, then you combine the wood into planks, and then from planks you can make sticks.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: Making sticks is SCIENCe.
Goosey: Okay, Goosey is going to make herself go to bed now.
Dave: How do I pause. Does it just auto pause?
Randy: nights!
Goosey: Dave: Esc.
TalkingDog: It'll pause if you're out of window too, but not if you have certain things open. (Inventory, crafting window, and similar.)
Dave: Ok cool.
Goosey: Dave: Also, pressing F3 will show your coordinates, and F5 will change the camera view
Dave: I wasn't sure if it actually paused on the options screen or not.
Goosey: yuppers
Dave: COORDINATES
Dave: Those could be handy.
Goosey: yus
Goosey: HAVE FUN

See you in March!

(This is from a transcript on March 1st of this year)

wintermute: OK, I need to be off.
wintermute: See you in March.
wintermute: BYE!
Dave: It is March.
wintermute: Dave: And I can see you now.
wintermute: QED.
Goosey: LOL!
Goosey: Night!
wintermute has left.

5-hour sheep

goldfishy: Anyway, I should try grabbing the 5 hours sheep still available to me so I can function tomorrow - because apparently that is desirable?
goldfishy: Night night
Nyperold: Seeya!
Randy: Sleep!
Randy: night!
goldfishy has left.
wintermute: A five-hour sheep?
Nyperold: You know, before the alamb goes off.
wintermute: She mutton be very tired.
Nyperold: Wool, that's to be expected.
Sentynel: These puns are bleating awful.
Randy: You could say they are baaaad
Goosey: Bet you guys feel sheepish.
wintermute: That's not a pun.
Goosey: Says ewe.