Crooked glasses and dumb bugs

LaZorra: Okay, I've lost my focus. I think that means it's time to change coffee shops. :-p
LaZorra is away.
* Sentynel adjusts LaZ's glasses
LaZorra has left.

(an hour and a half passes)

LaZorra has entered.
Sentynel: LaZ!
LaZorra: Dude, it took me FOREVER to get here because for some reason I couldn't see straight.
Sentynel: LOL
LaZorra: And then I realize, it's because my glasses are all out of whack.
Sentynel: I wondered what happened to you.
LaZorra: It's the weirdest thing.
Sentynel: Tell you what is weird - the bug I'm looking at at the moment.
Sentynel: Apparently, it can't count above a day.

(Funny thing here is, my brain interprets this as him complaining about an insect that can't count. Then I realize he's talking about code.

Sentynel: The playlist length goes all screwy if it's over a day.
Sentynel: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds? Absolutely fine.
LaZorra: YOUR FACE is weird.
Sentynel: Add a track and it jumps to 2 days, 1 hour.
Sentynel: And nothing above that does anything logical at all.
LaZorra: (Especially through these glasses.)
Sentynel: HOW RUDE
LaZorra: Sent. O.o
LaZorra: (that's what your face looks like)
Sentynel: LOL
iwpg: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL

Triple negative

* Goosey is staying up way too late with no good reason
* Goosey also now has hiccups.
Randy: BOOO!
LaZorra: The hiccups are a good reason to stay up.
Goosey: Randy: That always sounds like you are objecting strenuously to the hiccups.
Randy: Well I'm also doing that.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL, I didn't get that that's NOT what he wasn't doing.
LaZorra: That's...that it...isn't what he wasn't doing...or something.
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: I AM TIRED OKAYYYYYyyyyyyyyyxzzzzz
Goosey: LOL aww

Dublicating

* Goosey HUGS LaZora!
Goosey: *r
* LaZorra HUGS Gosey!
Goosey: :P
LaZorra: hee
* Randy HUGS LaZorra!
* LaZorra HUGS Randy-who-has-no-dublicate-letters-in-his-name!
Goosey: DUBLICATE
* LaZorra dubs Randy into another language.
Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab
Randy: gah!
Randy: I meanr
Randy: meant
Randy: Jsem dublicate Randy. Jsem se spletl v laboratoři
Goosey: LOL RANDY IS DUBLICATING
Randy: silly google translate
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL

Lowercase cravings

Goosey: Last night I dreamed I harvested my lone surviving carrot . . .
Goosey: It was dark red, and huge, and had several small round carrots also attached to the same stem . . . so weird . . .
Goosey: Then later in the dream, which involved a strange beach strewn with barbecued ribs . . . Neil Gaiman and Ian McKellen (who was an author in my dream) were fighting over which one of them got me as a writing assistant. :D
LaZorra: BEEBEEKEW
Goosey: O__O
* LaZorra IS HAVING SERIOUS BARBECUE CRAVINGS NOW.
LaZorra: er.
* LaZorra forgot she turned her capslock on instead of hitting shift.
* LaZorra is only having lowercase barbecue cravings.

Cute fat pink ... and tired

Goosey: I helped bathe a baby! :D
Randy: awwwwww
Randy: How old?
Goosey: 3 months. :D
Randy: Cute
Goosey: Cute, fat, pink ... hee!
LaZorra: Sounds like the chicken nuggets I had for dinner.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Randy: those might not have been cooked well...
Goosey: And ew, chicken nuggets should NOT be pink.
LaZorra: hehe
LaZorra: I didn't actually have chicken nuggets for dinner.
LaZorra: For some reason, they equate to pink in my head.
* LaZorra is way, way tired.

Blond(e)

* Randy is a blonde. Like really blonde.
wintermute: You know that the trailing E makes it feminine, right?
wintermute: On men, it's "blond".
Randy: Really? Then what do I say
Randy: Oh
Randy: Um
Nyperold: You know, someone could say, "Well, that proves it!"...
Goosey: LOL

Big puddle

ThePhan: I just glanced out the library window and thought, "Holy cow, that is a HUGE puddle the rain made on the ground!" But really I'd just forgotten that the library is right next to the lake.