Genetic Typos

LaZorra: Oh, and don't forget the Czechoslovakian. I'm some of that, too.
Sam: That just means you can't spell.
LaZorra: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! THAT IS WHERE THE TYPOS COME FROM
LaZorra: THEY ARE IN MY BLOOD

Snackbare

niekie: Free bread!
niekie: On the way home I met the a guy who works in a bread/croissanterie/snackbare store. He had some bread left over.
niekie: And was passing me a baguette
Goosey: Woo!
goldfishy: Woooo for passing baguettes
niekie: Wait... not snackbare, snackbar!
Goosey:
goldfishy: I don't like snacking bare... crumbs are a nightmare
Goosey:
Goosey: Hehehe.
niekie: LOL LOL

TD to the Rescue!

LaZorra: Okay, Annoying Nightclub, you can stop playing your Annoying Music any time now. The LaZorra would like to retire.
* TalkingDog throws stale burritos and a monkey at Annoying Nightclub.

Where in the World?

Sentynel: BBC News headline: 'Furious' Boris demands the Thames is put back
Maryam: That darn Carmen Sandiego.
Sentynel: Quiz: is this, in fact, someone taking Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego too seriously
Sentynel: ...
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: Oops, sorry.
Sentynel: Nicking my joke!
Maryam: Didn't mean to steal your thunder. :-(
Sentynel: I'll have to chase you through numerous countries following obscure geographic clues to get my revenge.

Well-Timed Spelling

LaZorra: Revan: I have about an hour of spell on you.
LaZorra: *sleep, rather.
Revan: That had me confused.
LaZorra: Although a slepp would be awesome.
TalkingDog: You, spell?
Revan: LOL
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: TD: LOL LOL
Ghost of Sam: I couldn't get to spell last night.
Ghost of Sam: Have you ever gotten so tired you can't spell?
goldfishy: All the time
Revan: Yup.
Maryam: My covenmates comment upon my tiredness frequently.
goldfishy: I keep falling off my broom
goldfishy: And then my black cat laughs at me
TalkingDog: "Stubble, rubble, boil and... No, that's not right..."
Maryam: But at least it gives me the coveted "pale with shadows under eyes" look, which complements my black lipstick and hair dye perfectly.

Grammar Book Fail

Randy: I bought a book about using good grammar in writing and all. Its good stuff
Maryam: Randy: Did it teach you about the difference between "its" and "it's"?
Maryam:
Randy: Maryam: I haven't read it yet. hehehe

Cute Go Boom

Goosey: LOL http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/15/literary-treadmill/
LaZorra: bahahaha
Kalimeris: SO CUTE
Kalimeris: The tray in the oven I'm using to bake pierogies on just went BANG
Kalimeris: (I am in the kitchen, watching my dinner, yes)
LaZorra: o.o
Kalimeris: It didn't blow up, it just made a loud noise. I checked.
niekie: CUTE
niekie: Err.. I mean that video.
niekie: Trays making loud noises is not cute.
Goosey: Kali: That reminds me of the Christmas we tried roasting chestnuts and found out that they didn't make little happy popping noises like in the songs.
LaZorra: "GAH MY PASTRY BLEW UP"
LaZorra: "KYOOT"
niekie: Your pastry a splode!