Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Goosey: I have no idea where my hairbrush is . . .
ThePhan: Bob gave it to the peach, 'cause he's got hair.
10Kan: LOL
* 10Kan was waiting for that.

Shot Op

(Note: "op" is short for "operator", and administrative level in our chat room.)

LaZorra: Number of Python scripts written: 0
LaZorra: Number of mother's talked to on the phone: 1
Sentynel: Your mother's what?
LaZorra: SHOT OP
Goosey: Sent: You leave her alone! She just talked to her MOTHER. Can't you see she's TRAUMATIZED??
Goosey: O:-)
Sentynel: LOL
* Sentynel HUGS LaZorra!
Sentynel: I'M SORRY
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LZ shot me.
* ThePhan is a shot op.
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey/Sent!
ThePhan: :-(
LaZorra: I SHOT A PHAN IN PHOENIX JUST FOR STEALING MY WIFI
goldfishy: I shot the op, but I did not shoot the admin
Goosey: fishy: LOL!

Ward of Wordcraft

Goosey: ... I almost don't want to go today...
Randy: aww why not?
Goosey: It's my last Sunday in this ward. :( I hate goodbyes.
Kysle: Ack. I thought you said 'world'! :(
* ThePhan thought Goosey said that too. Meep.
Goosey: LOL LOL NO I STILL LIVE
Sentynel: Also, that ward/world misreading now has me singing "If I Ever Leave This Ward Alive" in my head...
Ticia: Sentynel: Next week, goosey can sing "A whole neeeeew waaaaard. "
Goosey: LOL
* Goosey HUGS Ticia!
* Ticia HUGS Goosey!
Nyperold: "We are the ward... we are the children..."
Goosey: You are all sillies.
Kysle: "The whole ward in my hand..."
Ticia: Yes. Yes we are.
Ticia: That's why you love us all.

Reptilian

Sentynel: I tend to sleep on one side of the bed, because the radiator's there and my body temperature drops like a stone overnight.
Sam: Sentynel is reptilian.
Maryam has entered.
Sentynel: Of course I'm not.
* Sentynel licks eyeballs.
Sam: Hey Maryam.
Maryam: Um. Hi.

WE WIN EVERYTHING

(I came into chat early this morning, and found this late-night hilarity left in the buffer. NO idea what was going on, lol.)

ThePhan: WE WIN EVERYTHING
* TalkingDog throws confetti.
* LaZorra eats the confetti!
* ThePhan high fives LaZorra.
ThePhan: Erm.
* ThePhan takes that high five back.
* LaZorra eats the high-five!
LaZorra: aww
* LaZorra is incredibly tired, hehe.
ThePhan: No positive reinforcement for eating bits of paper.
* TalkingDog throws tortilla chip crumbs?
LaZorra: Paper?!
LaZorra: I thought they were GLITTER.
LaZorra: I thought I was going to be like a unicorn and boob rainbows.
* LaZorra seems to be chaneling Cyanide and Happyness tonight.
LaZorra: *happiness
* TalkingDog is confused.
ThePhan: Boob rainbows?
ThePhan: And people thought Katy Perry's boob fireworks were weird...
LaZorra: ooer
LaZorra: *poop
* LaZorra's bain has gone dyslexing
* LaZorra herselve is going to sleep now
TalkingDog: Get me some sleep too.
* LaZorra obtains sleep fro teedee
LaZorra: Rip Phan Winkle.
LaZorra has left.
ThePhan: Good night!

Holy Crow

Sam: The Internet at our house is cutting out every five or ten minutes or so. It's crazy.
Goosey: Yikes.
LaZorra: Holy crow.
LaZorra: Any storms or anything there?
Ticia: Holy crow?
Ticia: I've never heard that expression.
LaZorra: holy crow (hoe-lee-kroh): n., A crow of utmost sanctity.

Tamales

* LaZorra has TAMALES.
Goosey: YAY
geneva: nummies!
LaZorra: It has been YEARS since I had a real tamale.
Sentynel: I have no idea what those are, but from the other side of the room it looked like "FEMALES".
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra has FEMALE TAMALES.

Ow, my Bach!

Sam: Man, my bach still hurts.
Ticia: My beethoven is killing me.
goldfishy: I have this random ache all down the left hand side of my Mozart.
Ticia: goldfishy: I hate it when that happens!
Goosey: You guys think you have it bad. I've had issues with my Chopin all week.
wintermute: My Rachmaninov hurts in cold weather.
Ticia: That makes it tough, when you're Chopin Brocolli.
Goosey: Don't even get me started about my Pachelbel.
Sam: LOL! I came back and read the buffer backwards, trying to figure out where this silly classical composer joke started.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: BACK BACK BACK
* Sam is back.
Ticia: Poor Sam.