Russian Lesson

geneva: ugh
geneva: I gotta come up with a lesson plan for the Russian Revolution
* geneva cries
TalkingDog: In Soviet Russia, lesson plans you.
geneva: lol TD
Sentynel: Spend the entire lesson talking in a comedy Russian accent. Feed them borscht. Send half of them to Siberia.
Sentynel: Or all of them, for that matter.
geneva: LOL
geneva: Everytime someone talks I send them to Siberia
Sentynel: Exactly!
geneva: Thats eet, you go to Siberia now, dont pass go, no collect 200 ruble

Hardcore

* Maryam does dishes bluuuuhhhh
Maryam is away.
Grishny: bluuuuhhh she says. Does that mean she's crying?
ThePhan: Maybe she is washing the dishes in her own tears.
ThePhan: That would be intense.
Sam: Maryam is HARDCORE.

Soy Late

* LaZorra needs coffee. /me has a coupon. /me goes for a soy late.
* LaZorra forgets how /me works.
Goosey: LOL
10Kan: LaZorra, you're the best internet-using cavegirl ever.
LaZorra: MANY MOONS PAST, ME EAT BUG
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: A soy late?
Sentynel: Is that one that doesn't arrive until you want to go to bed?
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: LOL!!
LaZorra: LATTE
LaZorra: A LATTE
LaZorra: SHOT OP SENT
* LaZorra mails a shot op.
Sentynel: I'm pretty sure sending corpses through the postal service is illegal.
Sentynel: Is this like the Godfather? Rather than waking up to a horse's head in my bed, I'm going to find a body in my pigeon hole warning me about mocking your typos?
LaZorra: Sent: I didn't say he was dead. It's just a flesh wound.
10Kan: I hope the pigeons are uncommon large, or it's going to get really messy.
LaZorra: OKAY I REALLY AM GOING TO GET A LATTE NOW
Dave has entered.
LaZorra: :-P
Sentynel: LaZ: I think sending live people through the mail is illegal as well.
Sentynel: Enjoy. =p
Dave: n00bz
* LaZorra makes a Dave latte.
10Kan: d4v3z
* LaZorra is basically drinking liquid bricks and smashed insects.
LaZorra is away.
Goosey: Ewwwwwwww

Cheater

* Sentynel blinks
Sentynel: I can read Greek.
Sentynel: I'm not sure entirely when this happened.
Sentynel: But the title to one of the songs on one of today's new albums is in Greek, and I can read it.
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: QUICK
LaZorra: TRY SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES
* Sentynel focuses really hard, then cheats and tucks his laser pointer behind his ear

Piddly and Quirky

LaZorra: If I were a celebrity, especially a quirky one (and really, what other kind would I be?), I would totally go around contributing piddly little bits of money to extremely random foundations.
LaZorra: Just so that people would look at it and think, "Nah, it's not HER."

Harry Potter by Dave

Dave: I'm on the sixth one now.
Dave: I have to say, they fit together much better when you read them all at once.
Dave: Although I think I can retitle the books so the titles are more accurate than the ones JK came up with.
Dave: Here's my list of new improved titles.
Dave: Harry Potter and the Turbaned Terrorist
Dave: Harry Potter and the Girls Loo
Dave: Harry Potter and Friends Break The Law Over and Over
Dave: Harry Potter and the Ridiculously Overcomplex Plot to Get Him To Touch a Portkey
Dave: Harry Potter and Friends Bitch At Each Other
Dave: Harry Potter and Professor Snapes Old Potions Book
Dave: Harry Potter and The Long Camping Trip
Dave: See? Much better.
goldfishy: Not quite as refined but they work
Dave: I'm nothing if not unrefined.

Corn Chips

ThePhan: The interviewer said, "Gorgeous, gorgeous" to Gwyneth Paltrow's dress, but I thought he said, "Corn chips, corn chips."
Sam: THE DRESS IS MADE OF CORN CHIPS.