Movie warning

Goosey: Hallo!
Goosey: So, last night . . . saw the first 20 minutes of Harry Potter . . .
Goosey: But my sister wasn't feeling well . . . and she threw up. :(
Goosey: So we got refund tickets and will see the movie Monday night.
* Sentynel makes note - "don't see Harry Potter, will make you vomit."

Taco

Randy has entered.
Maryam: Randy!
Randy: Hola mi amigas y amigos
TalkingDog: Taco.
Goosey: LOL

Stop hitting yourself!

Sentynel: You ever woken up with an arm completely numb?
Goosey: LOL yeah. Not comfy.
Goosey: Especially when you are trying to turn off the alarm before your roommate kills you.
Sentynel: Mostly my problem is I don't entirely twig that it's completely numb, and try and move it.
Sentynel: Getting no feedback, more muscle power is applied
Sentynel: Which results in my slightly rubbery, unresponsive hand impacting my face at great velocity.
Sentynel: This happens annoyingly frequently.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: You're the only person I know of to play the "stop hitting yourself!" game with yourself.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Maryam: LOL. I shall remember that next time it happens and crack myself up while nursing a sore nose.

Brain drain

Sentynel: Also, my resting heart rate is so low that if I stand up suddenly all the brain drains out of my blood, which in severe cases can lead to straight-up collapsing, and failing that rapid sitting down and waiting for my vision to return.
Sentynel: Um.
Sentynel: *blood drains out of my brain
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
Maryam: LOL!
Goosey: SENT HAS BRAIN DRAIN
Maryam: Do zombies have a high brain level in their blood?
Goosey: LOL

Sentynel's Maroks

* Sentynel communicates solely in sentences ending in exclamation maroks!
Sentynel: ...
Sentynel: *marks

WHY

ThePhan: I say some strange things when I am alone.
ThePhan: Just now I found myself saying out loud, in a terrible fake French accent, "Where are my headphones? Zey are - how you say - important to me."
ThePhan: WHY DID I DECIDE I NEEDED TO DO THAT

Flush the Snake AWAY!

geneva: This reminds me of a slightly unrelated story. One day I came home from a party really sleepy
geneva: and apparently I dropped my phone down the toilet
geneva: now, I was washing my hands when I looked and saw lights at the bottom of the toilet. I don't know what was going through my head but the first thing I thought was SNAKE!
geneva: my reaction to this was, for some reason, to flush said toilet repeatedly
goldfishy: Flush the snake away!
geneva: when the lights wouldn't go away I got curious and stuck my head in the bowl real close, and realized it was my phone
Kysle: My sister dropped her wallet/purse into an outhouse, once.
geneva: From that day on I realized my survival instincts were broken
geneva: 1) Lights = Snake.......what????
geneva: 2) Snake = FLUSH THE TOILET!!! FLUSH THE TOILET!!!! o.O What the heck....
geneva: and 3) It won't go away, so I'm going to stick my head REALLY CLOSE next to it.......>.<