Sam patronizes my amnesia

Goosey: Um, I totally don't remember just signing into chat. (12:44:45)
Goosey: Oh, wait, yes I do. (12:45:11)
Goosey: What I don't remember is clicking on the room to enter. That part I don't remember. (12:45:29)
Ghost of Sam: To be fair to yourself, it was (millions* of nanoseconds ago. (12:45:34)
Ghost of Sam: ** (12:45:40)
Goosey: I was like, "Done reading my memos -- Oh hey! I'm in chat!" (12:45:43)
Goosey: (12:45:55)