WHY

ThePhan: I say some strange things when I am alone.
ThePhan: Just now I found myself saying out loud, in a terrible fake French accent, "Where are my headphones? Zey are - how you say - important to me."
ThePhan: WHY DID I DECIDE I NEEDED TO DO THAT

Flush the Snake AWAY!

geneva: This reminds me of a slightly unrelated story. One day I came home from a party really sleepy
geneva: and apparently I dropped my phone down the toilet
geneva: now, I was washing my hands when I looked and saw lights at the bottom of the toilet. I don't know what was going through my head but the first thing I thought was SNAKE!
geneva: my reaction to this was, for some reason, to flush said toilet repeatedly
goldfishy: Flush the snake away!
geneva: when the lights wouldn't go away I got curious and stuck my head in the bowl real close, and realized it was my phone
Kysle: My sister dropped her wallet/purse into an outhouse, once.
geneva: From that day on I realized my survival instincts were broken
geneva: 1) Lights = Snake.......what????
geneva: 2) Snake = FLUSH THE TOILET!!! FLUSH THE TOILET!!!! o.O What the heck....
geneva: and 3) It won't go away, so I'm going to stick my head REALLY CLOSE next to it.......>.<

Cabbage

Goosey: Morning! I got cabbages!
Sentynel: Cabbage does not belong in any excited sentence ever.
Goosey: It does when you will be making a delicious corned beef and cabbage dinner for your brother's St. Patty's Day Party tonight.
Sentynel: Cabbage does not belong in anything described as delicious either.
* Sentynel shudders

Russian Lesson

geneva: ugh
geneva: I gotta come up with a lesson plan for the Russian Revolution
* geneva cries
TalkingDog: In Soviet Russia, lesson plans you.
geneva: lol TD
Sentynel: Spend the entire lesson talking in a comedy Russian accent. Feed them borscht. Send half of them to Siberia.
Sentynel: Or all of them, for that matter.
geneva: LOL
geneva: Everytime someone talks I send them to Siberia
Sentynel: Exactly!
geneva: Thats eet, you go to Siberia now, dont pass go, no collect 200 ruble

Hardcore

* Maryam does dishes bluuuuhhhh
Maryam is away.
Grishny: bluuuuhhh she says. Does that mean she's crying?
ThePhan: Maybe she is washing the dishes in her own tears.
ThePhan: That would be intense.
Sam: Maryam is HARDCORE.

Soy Late

* LaZorra needs coffee. /me has a coupon. /me goes for a soy late.
* LaZorra forgets how /me works.
Goosey: LOL
10Kan: LaZorra, you're the best internet-using cavegirl ever.
LaZorra: MANY MOONS PAST, ME EAT BUG
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: A soy late?
Sentynel: Is that one that doesn't arrive until you want to go to bed?
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: LOL!!
LaZorra: LATTE
LaZorra: A LATTE
LaZorra: SHOT OP SENT
* LaZorra mails a shot op.
Sentynel: I'm pretty sure sending corpses through the postal service is illegal.
Sentynel: Is this like the Godfather? Rather than waking up to a horse's head in my bed, I'm going to find a body in my pigeon hole warning me about mocking your typos?
LaZorra: Sent: I didn't say he was dead. It's just a flesh wound.
10Kan: I hope the pigeons are uncommon large, or it's going to get really messy.
LaZorra: OKAY I REALLY AM GOING TO GET A LATTE NOW
Dave has entered.
LaZorra: :-P
Sentynel: LaZ: I think sending live people through the mail is illegal as well.
Sentynel: Enjoy. =p
Dave: n00bz
* LaZorra makes a Dave latte.
10Kan: d4v3z
* LaZorra is basically drinking liquid bricks and smashed insects.
LaZorra is away.
Goosey: Ewwwwwwww

Cheater

* Sentynel blinks
Sentynel: I can read Greek.
Sentynel: I'm not sure entirely when this happened.
Sentynel: But the title to one of the songs on one of today's new albums is in Greek, and I can read it.
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: QUICK
LaZorra: TRY SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES
* Sentynel focuses really hard, then cheats and tucks his laser pointer behind his ear