Men and Women

Sam: It doesn't count if you have to be told. (22:07:21)
Goosey: Oh fine. (22:07:30)
Sam: And that's a direct quote from the book of women. (22:07:33)
Sam: Not so nice having it quoted back to you, is it? (22:07:43)
Randy: LOL LOL (22:07:47)
Goosey: That's why I was telling you. You are not a woman. (22:08:03)
Kysle: Except by taking the book of women, you gave them the book of men. (22:08:04)
Kysle: "Book of Men: ..." (22:08:19)
Sam: Kys: Women know everything in the book of men already. (22:08:23)
Sam: But they didn't expect me to know anything in THEIR book. Har. (22:08:36)
* ThePhan knows nothing. All earthlings are strange and mysterious to her. (22:08:56)
Randy: The book of women is constantly being re-written and it's in Klingon anyways (22:09:09)

GooPhanny

ThePhan has entered. (21:32:31)
Goosey has entered. (21:32:54)
Randy: TheGoosey! (21:33:47)
Randy: mute's (21:34:11)
Goosey: Randy: That's better than "GooPhanny" which sounds like an uncomfortable situation. (21:34:16)
Randy: LOL eww (21:34:29)
Kysle: Phannygoo doesn't sound any better. (21:34:32)
Revan: I was going to go for GoosePhan. (21:34:46)
ThePhan: Thank you for not saying "GooPhanny." (21:34:54)

Human Interaction

Goosey: Yeah, I'm working late, working on stupid work, and I needed a few minutes of human interation. (02:34:15)
* Gahalyn interacts with Goosey in a human sort of fashion. (02:34:40)
Goosey: (02:34:47)
Kysle: LOL (02:34:56)
Gahalyn: UM I MEAN (02:35:11)
Goosey: LOL LOL (02:35:18)

Chocolate Hitler

wintermute: The only person who doesn't like chocolate is Hitler. (12:46:26)
NessaChan: hehe (12:46:28)
Dinare: And me (12:46:43)
Ghost of Sam: I got Coldstone ice cream yesterday. Chocolate ice cream with like five brownies mashed into it and a deluge of chocolate syrup. (12:47:02)
wintermute: COLDSTONE! (12:47:16)
Maryam: Mmmm, Coldstone. (12:47:29)
Ghost of Sam: I still have most of it in the freezer. (12:47:30)
wintermute: I have birthday in... 5 days. I should totally talk Amy into getting me a Coldstone cake. (12:47:38)
wintermute: Dinare: Therefore, by the transitive pronciple, you are Hitler! (12:48:03)
wintermute: *principle (12:48:09)
Dinare: Actually, I don't like chocolate so much as I'm allergic to buts. (12:48:35)
Dinare: nuts* (12:48:39)
* LaZorra is allergic to ands. (12:49:02)
LaZorra: We have to be very careful with conjunctions around my house. (12:49:17)
wintermute: Dinare: So, chocolate without butts is fine, right? (12:49:50)
Ghost of Sam: No, transitivity is if A -> B and B -> C, then A -> C. In the absence of communcativity, we must rather say that Hitler and Dinare are equivalent only if Hitler doesn't like chocolate and chocolate doesn't like Dinare. (12:49:52)
Sam has entered. (12:50:27)
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Chocolate Without Butts' by Sam. (12:50:32)
Sam has left. (12:50:34)
wintermute: Well, it's axiomatic that Hitler doesn't like chocolate, and that Hitler is the only person who doesn't like chocolate. (12:51:56)
NessaChan: Maybe Hitler just doesn't like butts (12:57:04)
wintermute: Oh, yeah. I need to go to the shops. (12:59:47)
wintermute is away. (12:59:52)
iwpg has entered. (13:07:54)
iwpg: Greetings. (13:08:00)
Dinare: Hello (13:08:30)
niekie has entered. (13:30:37)
* NessaChan yawns (13:30:47)
wintermute is back. (13:31:02)
Randy has entered. (13:31:51)
Randy: heys! (13:31:56)
niekie: Randy! (13:32:09)
Dinare: Hey iwpg, niekie, and randy. (13:32:16)
Dinare: lol, I'm tired (13:32:38)
Randy: My friend also doesn't like chocolate. gives her headaches. And she's not Hitler. (13:33:35)
wintermute: Randy: Hitler is a master of disguise. (13:35:11)
Randy: LOL (13:36:00)
Randy: Well...he may have been at one time. (13:38:34)
Randy: Gotta get back to works (13:57:17)
Randy has left. (13:57:19)
Ghost of Sam: Transformers are also masters of disguise. (13:57:38)
iwpg: Anyone who doesn't like chocolate is a transformer? (13:58:24)
iwpg: Or maybe anyone who doesn't like transformers is a chocolate! (13:59:27)
wintermute: Or Hitler is an alien robot... (14:01:53)
NessaChan: robot hitler?!?! (14:09:28)
NessaChan: aiyeeee (14:09:30)
* NessaChan calls conspiracy theory radio (14:09:49)
Rafael has entered. (14:10:28)
Rafael: Hello (14:12:04)
NessaChan: hi (14:12:11)
Rafael: So if Hitler is an alien robot, is there any chance of him making a comeback? (14:13:28)
NessaChan: I heard he was sent to a distant planet (14:15:25)
NessaChan: where T-rexes eat elephants (14:15:43)
Rafael: Oh, THAT planet. (14:16:20)
Rafael: Nevermind then. There's no coming back from that one. (14:16:38)

Sometimes I am so insensitive.

Randy: Les Paul died (13:24:57)
Goosey: LUNCH (13:30:15)
Goosey is away. (13:30:16)
wintermute: Goosey: I'm not sure that's the correct response... (13:34:24)
Rafael: Lol (13:34:44)
Randy: hehe (13:34:56)
Goosey is back. (13:36:14)
Goosey: Oh, oops, haha. (13:36:17)

Going to the Store for Leen

Ghost_of_Leen: I so need to do dishes -.- (16:48:35)
Ghost_of_Leen: I need a new head. (16:49:28)
Ghost_of_Leen: Maybe Sam can pick me up one of those at the store... (16:50:07)
LaZorra: Ooh, you have much nicer stores back east than we do out here. (16:50:56)
Ghost_of_Leen: LOL (16:51:15)
Ghost of Sam: I'm picking you up some balloon clothes. (16:56:17)
Ghost of Sam: You can sit down in those clothes. It's just that sitting down has the side effect of transforming your evening gown into a hospital gown. (16:57:13)

Meatloaf Muffin to DOG! and a Great Mess Inbetween!

Ghost_of_Leen: I don't think I can wait until dinner to have my meatloaf muffin. (12:48:54)
Ghost of Sam: Eat it! (12:49:03)
Goosey: Meatloaf ... muffin? That's like a GIANT MEATBALL (12:49:13)
Ghost_of_Leen: hehe (12:49:15)
Ghost of Sam: Pretty much, actualyl. (12:49:21)
iwpg has entered. (12:49:25)
Rafael: Meatloaf muffin? I didn't know that meatloaf came in muffin-size. (12:49:27)
Goosey: That is AWESOME (12:49:30)
iwpg: Greetings. (12:49:34)
Ghost_of_Leen: It's serving size meatloaf. (12:49:38)
Goosey: Meatloaf comes in whatever size you make it in, hon. (12:49:42)
Ghost_of_Leen: I use the huge muffin tins though. (12:50:02)
Rafael: Goosey: But then it's not exactly a loaf. (12:50:21)
Goosey: Meatbun then? (12:50:31)
Ghost_of_Leen: I lost my loaf pan. (12:50:50)
Ghost of Sam: OH MY GOSH. I JUST DISCOVERED DUCK SAUCE ISN'T MADE OF DUCK. (12:50:58)
Ghost_of_Leen: ... (12:51:09)
* LaZorra imagines a muffin with bits of meatloaf in it instead of, say, raisins. (12:51:09)
Ghost_of_Leen: NASTY (12:51:19)
TalkingDog: It's made of ducts. (12:51:22)
Goosey: EW (12:51:28)
Goosey: Sam: HULAHOOP (12:51:38)
wintermute: Saml It is the way I make it. (12:52:17)
Rafael: What a rip-off. If I buy duck sauce, I want it to contain actual duck. (12:52:18)
Ghost of Sam: I bought a Huluhoop the other day. Here's where I make a funny Hulu/hulahoop crossover joke. (12:52:40)
wintermute: Raf: And where do you stand on baby food? (12:52:54)
Goosey: =-O (12:53:04)
Rafael: ... (12:53:04)
Ghost_of_Leen: hamburg, bread crumbs, milk, eggs, onion soup mix.... mixed together and topped with brown sugar/ketchup mixture. split into 6 and put in muffin tins. EASY! (12:53:06)
Ghost of Sam: wim: In the tub. Makes less of a mess that way. (12:53:07)
Rafael: Somewhere (12:53:22)
Goosey: LOL (12:53:22)
Ghost of Sam: Ghost of Sam. Bad jokes made to order while you wait. (12:53:58)
* Ghost_of_Leen is so confused. (12:53:58)
Rafael: It's okay Leen. I'm always confused at parties. (12:54:26)
Goosey: Leen: About this bit of madness in particular? Or all of them together? (12:54:26)
* LaZorra comes back to the buffer and can't figure out what's going on. (12:54:58)
Goosey: That means it's a good day in Chat! (12:55:08)
Rafael: Lol (12:55:10)
Ghost of Sam: Leen: See, wintermute make a joke about baby food possibly being made out of babies, but the way he phrased it, it's like somebody was actually standing on the baby food, so I stand I stand on the baby food in the tub, where the food wouldn't make a mess, and I could clean my shoes off before tracking it all over the house. You gotta keep up in here. Each punchline doubles as a setup to the next one. The bad joke party just don't stop. (12:55:27)
Rafael: Yay! Good weather, nice bike ride, seeing friends, and a good day in chat. It IS going to be a good day today. (12:55:48)
TalkingDog: LZ: It's the bottom of the 8th, two tarantulas in the penalty box, and the umpire's rook is spearing the grizzly bear's ace of clubs. (12:55:54)
Ghost_of_Leen: LOL (12:55:55)
Rafael: Lol (12:56:07)
Goosey: Me randomly saying hulahoop actually wasn't that random, either, but nobody asked me about the joke behind it, so I just let it slide. (12:56:15)
Goosey: TD: LOL LOL (12:56:26)
Dinare has entered. (12:56:34)
wintermute: Goosey: Why did you pseudorandomly say "HULAHOOP"? (12:56:38)
Dinare has entered. (12:56:34)
Dinare: Hi all (12:56:41)
Ghost of Sam: TD: FOUL! THE AREA BETWEEN 5TH AND 21ST BASE IS A HANDSTAND-ONLY ZONE! (12:56:50)
Rafael: Dinare: Run while you can. It's confusing today. (12:56:55)
Lynette: Rule 6 Rule 6!!! (12:56:56)
Ghost of Sam: HOW CAN WE RULE 6 IF WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! (12:57:12)
Dinare: I bet it's more fun than a car crash, or weeding. (12:57:24)
TalkingDog: Hey, I was holding the Flag of Absquatulation! (12:57:29)
Ghost of Sam: TD: Oh, okay. (12:57:40)
* TalkingDog throws the Calvinball into the sewer. (12:57:46)
wintermute: TD: But it's reverse opposite day! (12:57:50)
Goosey: My mom was somewhere of 35 years old when she finally realized that a hulahoop is NAMED a "hula" hoop, because it mimicks the hip movement of the hawaiian dance by the same name. (12:57:54)
Ghost of Sam: TD: And nobody's abs squat as well as yours do. I'm doomed. (12:58:10)
Goosey: So now when someone finally realizes something that should have been realized a long time ago, we say HULAHOOP! (12:58:18)
Ghost of Sam: *tries to figure out if he accidentally called TD fat* (12:58:24)
Lynette: I was Rule 6ing Goosey. (12:58:25)
Ghost_of_Leen: Ya know it's a good thing we live in a safe neighborhood. Sam left the kitty TV on alllll night! (12:58:27)
* TalkingDog isn't sure either. (12:58:38)
Rafael: Kitty TV? (12:58:44)
Goosey: LOL (12:58:46)
Ghost of Sam: Yeah, I did. :-/ (12:59:02)
Lynette: Who clearly did know what she was talking about, as she complied. (12:59:12)
Goosey: You're welcome! (12:59:20)
LaZorra: The . . . kitty TV? (12:59:20)
Ghost of Sam: The kitty TV is the sliding door to the deck out back. Our cats like to sit in front of it and watch it. Sometimes it gets cold in the evening, and I have to turn the TV off. (12:59:34)
* Goosey tries to count the threads of conversation and loses count at 3. (12:59:39)
Ghost_of_Leen: They come running out of nowhere when you open it. (13:00:06)
Ghost_of_Leen: And just sit there and stare. (13:00:12)
* Dinare gets confused and figures that doing something else would be better for her brain. (13:00:16)
LaZorra: Sam: If you did, that's a 3-point penalty. WhizGirl's the only one allowed to call people fat. (13:00:30)
Rafael: We've mentioned three animals. Ducks, tarantulas, and kitties. We need one more at least. (13:00:32)
Ghost of Sam: For some reason it's SO much more fun to gaze outside when the sliding door is open, even though it's made of glass and perfectly transparent. Must be because when it's open they get to hear sounds, too. (13:00:42)
Ghost of Sam: DOG! (13:00:50)
Goosey: DOG! (13:00:57)
Rafael: We all just mentioned the number 3 three times! Lol (13:00:59)
TalkingDog: DOG! (13:01:01)
Maryam: DOG! (13:01:09)
Goosey: Raf: LOL (13:01:13)
TalkingDog: Rafael: Don't forget grizzly bears. (13:01:17)
LaZorra: DOG! (13:01:24)
Rafael: Oh yeah. (13:01:31)
Rafael: Oops. We can include dogs anyway. (13:01:41)
Rafael: What breed? (13:01:45)
Lynette: DOG! (13:01:45)
Ghost of Sam: DOG is a human warrior. (13:01:55)
* TalkingDog is a Scottish terrier today. (13:02:05)
Dinare has left. (13:02:07)
Goosey: Hee! (13:02:11)