Goosey: 1) Realize hands need lotion
Goosey: 2) Push up sweater sleeves in preparation to apply lotion
Goosey: 3) Grab blanket because legs are cold
Goosey: 4) Roll down sleeves
Ticia: lol
Goosey: 1) Realize sleeves were up for a reason, but can't remember why
Goosey: *5)
Goosey: 6) Forget how to count
Sentynel: 22) Forget how to count
Ticia: HAHAHA
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tell Hearts and Other Pink Stuff to SHUT UP Month
Sam: What's February for you?
Goosey: Tell Hearts and Other Pink Stuff to SHUT UP Month
Sam: Ohhh.
Sam: Here. You may have a ♥ to tell to shut up.
Sam: You TELL that ♥.
Goosey: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE HEART
Ticia: ♥
* ♥ is silenced by Goosey and by Sam
* Goosey is given a @-`-,--`,--`-,---- by Ticia.
Goosey: That actually made me feel a little better
Randy: LOL
Goosey: YAY thanks Ticia!
* @-`-,--`,--`-,---- is smashed by Goosey and by Sam.
Sam: Oh wait, that was a good thing?
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: lol
Goosey: Sam: They are if they are presents for me. Then they are acceptable.
Sam: Ohhh.
Goosey: It's only the ones that are saying NEENER NEENER NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE ME TO YOU that must be punished.
Randy: Those are evil
Sam: Ok, here is a ♥ from me to you. And here is a ♥ I just saw somewhere. Now bring a thunderstorm of love/hate smackdown on 'em!
Goosey: Thanks for the ♥ Sam!
Goosey: YOU OTHER ♥ SHUT UP AND GO AWAY
* Sam mashes the ♥ into a ♦ and sells it on eBay.
Goosey: LOL!
Ticia: G♥o♥o♥s♥e♥y♥t♥o♥t♥t♥a♥l♥y♥r♥o♥c♥k♥s♥
Goosey: :-D
Ticia: Haha, that is awesome.
* Sam ♣s the ♥ and buries it with a ♠.
Ticia: lol
Goosey: hahahhaah
Sam: Stupid ♥. Sitting there, all "Hey. I'm a ♥."
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I know how to pull Dave into this conversation.
Sam: Hey Dave. Ever notice that a ♥ is kind of like upside-down boobs?
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: No
Sam: Well. Now you know.
Dave: Sweet
Dave: Those are kind of droopy boobs, though.
Dave: I mean, hey. Wear a bra, honey.
Sam: Or maybe they're lighter-than-air right-side-up ones.
Goosey: Dirigible boobs?
Sam: That would be a great name for a band.
Dave: Either way, not cool.
Maryam: I would not want my boobs to be attacking my chin.
Randy: hehe
Sam: TOPICBOT
Goosey: Tell Hearts and Other Pink Stuff to SHUT UP Month
Sam: Ohhh.
Sam: Here. You may have a ♥ to tell to shut up.
Sam: You TELL that ♥.
Goosey: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE HEART
Ticia: ♥
* ♥ is silenced by Goosey and by Sam
* Goosey is given a @-`-,--`,--`-,---- by Ticia.
Goosey: That actually made me feel a little better
Randy: LOL
Goosey: YAY thanks Ticia!
* @-`-,--`,--`-,---- is smashed by Goosey and by Sam.
Sam: Oh wait, that was a good thing?
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: lol
Goosey: Sam: They are if they are presents for me. Then they are acceptable.
Sam: Ohhh.
Goosey: It's only the ones that are saying NEENER NEENER NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE ME TO YOU that must be punished.
Randy: Those are evil
Sam: Ok, here is a ♥ from me to you. And here is a ♥ I just saw somewhere. Now bring a thunderstorm of love/hate smackdown on 'em!
Goosey: Thanks for the ♥ Sam!
Goosey: YOU OTHER ♥ SHUT UP AND GO AWAY
* Sam mashes the ♥ into a ♦ and sells it on eBay.
Goosey: LOL!
Ticia: G♥o♥o♥s♥e♥y♥t♥o♥t♥t♥a♥l♥y♥r♥o♥c♥k♥s♥
Goosey: :-D
Ticia: Haha, that is awesome.
* Sam ♣s the ♥ and buries it with a ♠.
Ticia: lol
Goosey: hahahhaah
Sam: Stupid ♥. Sitting there, all "Hey. I'm a ♥."
Goosey: LOL
Sam: I know how to pull Dave into this conversation.
Sam: Hey Dave. Ever notice that a ♥ is kind of like upside-down boobs?
Goosey: LOL LOL
Dave: No
Sam: Well. Now you know.
Dave: Sweet
Dave: Those are kind of droopy boobs, though.
Dave: I mean, hey. Wear a bra, honey.
Sam: Or maybe they're lighter-than-air right-side-up ones.
Goosey: Dirigible boobs?
Sam: That would be a great name for a band.
Dave: Either way, not cool.
Maryam: I would not want my boobs to be attacking my chin.
Randy: hehe
Sam: TOPICBOT
Friday, February 10, 2012
Return of the Chicken Panties
Dave: Don't put marbles in your nose. Do not put them in there!
Ticia: ???
Mia: Ticia: What is there to question? Don't put marbles up your nose. Seems pretty straight-forward to me.
* Sam is a male chauvinistic pig, because he believes that men can be bigger pigs than women can.
Ticia: I was wondering why Dave said that suddenly.
Goosey: lol
Sam: One time I didn't eat a bug.
Sam: But just the once.
Ticia: I'm guessing it's because he has a marble up each nostril.
* Lirelyn has no marbles to not put up her nose.
* TalkingDog thinks Dave is making a Home Movies reference, if he remembers his Adult Swim cartoons right
Randy: I think I tried to do that when I was a kid.
Mia: What about pennies? Are pennies okay to shove up your nose?
Dave: I dunno. The show didn't say anything about pennies.
Dave: I would guess it's ok.
Mia: Ah, okay. Good to know!
* Sam puts Mia's wrap up his nose
Mia: Oh, that's where my wrap went! I've been looking for that thing for like...12 years!
Dave: THAT'S A WRAP
Randy: Chicken wraps are awesome
Sam: CHICKEN PANTIES
Randy: Thats worse than a bacon bra.
Sam: I said that instead of "chicken patties" one time.
Sam: It was funny
Goosey: Sam: Either Phan or I has that in our blog somewhere hahaha
And here it is! http://rinkquotes.blogspot.com/2010/05/bread-shorts-and-chicken-panties.html
Ticia: ???
Mia: Ticia: What is there to question? Don't put marbles up your nose. Seems pretty straight-forward to me.
* Sam is a male chauvinistic pig, because he believes that men can be bigger pigs than women can.
Ticia: I was wondering why Dave said that suddenly.
Goosey: lol
Sam: One time I didn't eat a bug.
Sam: But just the once.
Ticia: I'm guessing it's because he has a marble up each nostril.
* Lirelyn has no marbles to not put up her nose.
* TalkingDog thinks Dave is making a Home Movies reference, if he remembers his Adult Swim cartoons right
Randy: I think I tried to do that when I was a kid.
Mia: What about pennies? Are pennies okay to shove up your nose?
Dave: I dunno. The show didn't say anything about pennies.
Dave: I would guess it's ok.
Mia: Ah, okay. Good to know!
* Sam puts Mia's wrap up his nose
Mia: Oh, that's where my wrap went! I've been looking for that thing for like...12 years!
Dave: THAT'S A WRAP
Randy: Chicken wraps are awesome
Sam: CHICKEN PANTIES
Randy: Thats worse than a bacon bra.
Sam: I said that instead of "chicken patties" one time.
Sam: It was funny
Goosey: Sam: Either Phan or I has that in our blog somewhere hahaha
And here it is! http://rinkquotes.blogspot.com/2010/05/bread-shorts-and-chicken-panties.html
Friday, September 30, 2011
Up
Dave has entered.
Dave: N00BZ
Goosey: Hiya Dave
Dave: WHAT IS == UP?
Goosey: I didn't have to pay a parking ticket!
Sentynel: The direction away from the local dominant centre of mass.
Ticia: Your face.
Goosey: LOL I love you people.
Dave: N00BZ
Goosey: Hiya Dave
Dave: WHAT IS == UP?
Goosey: I didn't have to pay a parking ticket!
Sentynel: The direction away from the local dominant centre of mass.
Ticia: Your face.
Goosey: LOL I love you people.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Nuts
Goosey: Today I am struck by exactly how dark my hair has gotten.
Goosey: I USED to be blonde.
Goosey: And now I'm . . . really brunette.
Ticia: Hehe
Goosey: It's weird.
Goosey: Lovely color, though.
Goosey: It finally transitioned through that awful dishwater-weathered-barn-door color.
Goosey: Now it's almost a chestnut in the right light.
Goosey: Why does that word look funny today?
Ticia: chestnut?
Goosey: Yeah
Ticia: I was thinking the same thing.
Goosey: Maybe it's the font -- the t's look particularly punctuative today.
Goosey: chesTnuT
Ticia: Maybe it's the "A" right in front of it.
Ticia: I think of nuts, not color.
Goosey: What A?
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: Oh
Ticia: I would probably say your hair is chestnut, not A chestnut
Goosey: Your hair is a pecan.
Ticia: Hehe
Ticia: Mine's more of a walnut.
Ticia: We're such dorks.
Goosey: I USED to be blonde.
Goosey: And now I'm . . . really brunette.
Ticia: Hehe
Goosey: It's weird.
Goosey: Lovely color, though.
Goosey: It finally transitioned through that awful dishwater-weathered-barn-door color.
Goosey: Now it's almost a chestnut in the right light.
Goosey: Why does that word look funny today?
Ticia: chestnut?
Goosey: Yeah
Ticia: I was thinking the same thing.
Goosey: Maybe it's the font -- the t's look particularly punctuative today.
Goosey: chesTnuT
Ticia: Maybe it's the "A" right in front of it.
Ticia: I think of nuts, not color.
Goosey: What A?
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: Oh
Ticia: I would probably say your hair is chestnut, not A chestnut
Goosey: Your hair is a pecan.
Ticia: Hehe
Ticia: Mine's more of a walnut.
Ticia: We're such dorks.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Scary Don
Ticia: Don just scared ten bejeebers out of me.
Ticia: I stood up in the dark room I was in to go get kids to bed, and he was standing right behind me, silently staring at me.
Ticia: I stood up and suddenly I was face to face with him. DIED
Ticia: So, he is getting pillows and blankets for the kids and the neighbor girl, who is sleeping over, and I am recovering from dying of fright.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: I don't know how long he'd been standing there, but man, he is evil.
Ticia: Of course, I love that completely.
Ticia: Oh, it's fun to stand >< this close to the bathroom door when Don is in there and scare him. Hehe
Ticia: *scare him when he comes out
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: Or to arrange my blankets and pillows to look like I'm in bed, and then lie in wait on the floor beside the bed. He usually doesn't turn on the light when he comes home, because he doesn't want to wake me.
Ticia: hehehe
Ticia: scaring Don is an olympic event in this house.
Ticia: He's so pleased with himself right now.
Randy: LOL
Ticia: I made him go pick up my Five Guys food to make up for it. It should be ready just about now.
Goosey: mmmm
Ticia: So hungry.
Ticia: I'm going to go downstairs and wait for him to return.
Ticia is away.
Ticia: (so he can't do the scaring thing again.)
Ticia: I stood up in the dark room I was in to go get kids to bed, and he was standing right behind me, silently staring at me.
Ticia: I stood up and suddenly I was face to face with him. DIED
Ticia: So, he is getting pillows and blankets for the kids and the neighbor girl, who is sleeping over, and I am recovering from dying of fright.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: I don't know how long he'd been standing there, but man, he is evil.
Ticia: Of course, I love that completely.
Ticia: Oh, it's fun to stand >< this close to the bathroom door when Don is in there and scare him. Hehe
Ticia: *scare him when he comes out
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: Or to arrange my blankets and pillows to look like I'm in bed, and then lie in wait on the floor beside the bed. He usually doesn't turn on the light when he comes home, because he doesn't want to wake me.
Ticia: hehehe
Ticia: scaring Don is an olympic event in this house.
Ticia: He's so pleased with himself right now.
Randy: LOL
Ticia: I made him go pick up my Five Guys food to make up for it. It should be ready just about now.
Goosey: mmmm
Ticia: So hungry.
Ticia: I'm going to go downstairs and wait for him to return.
Ticia is away.
Ticia: (so he can't do the scaring thing again.)
Ordering Guys
Ticia: I just ordered Five Guys online. Hehehe
Sam: You can order guys online?
Sam: I should have known.
Ten minutes later . . .
* Goosey JUST NOW GETS SAMS JOKE
* Goosey adds on to it too late
Goosey: Ticia: How many of them are Study Guys?
Randy: hehe
Sam: You can order guys online?
Sam: I should have known.
Ten minutes later . . .
* Goosey JUST NOW GETS SAMS JOKE
* Goosey adds on to it too late
Goosey: Ticia: How many of them are Study Guys?
Randy: hehe
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Anti-Socialist
Ticia: Someone once asked me why we home school, and I jokingly answered "Because we're anti-socialists." She said "Oh, that's not true! You're one of the most social people I know!"
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: And then I laughed, silently, for hours.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: And then I laughed, silently, for hours.
Hon vs. Babe
* Ticia is all caught up on links now.
* Grishny unhooks Ticia from the links
Grishny: There you go, hon.
Grishny: You had some trailers.
Grishny: Those things just stick to everything, don't they?
Maryam: I totally thought that was Goosey. Especially because of the "hon".
Goosey: LOL
Grishny: Dang. I knew I should have gone with "babe"
In chat, Grish and I look an awful lot alike. Outside of chat, not so much. ;)
* Grishny unhooks Ticia from the links
Grishny: There you go, hon.
Grishny: You had some trailers.
Grishny: Those things just stick to everything, don't they?
Maryam: I totally thought that was Goosey. Especially because of the "hon".
Goosey: LOL
Grishny: Dang. I knew I should have gone with "babe"
In chat, Grish and I look an awful lot alike. Outside of chat, not so much. ;)
Mouthful of What?
Maryam: iwpg: Did you forget how to finish words?
Grishny: Thi i aweso wa to ta! I ma perfe sen!
Goosey: LOL
Grishny: That actually sounds like someone talking with a mouth full of food.
Goosey: O_O
Goosey: Oh, "food" not "blood" which is how I first read it.
Ticia: LOL
Grishny: Believe it or not, after I typed it and hit enter, I reread it and thought "mouthful of blood' too.
Grishny: Thi i aweso wa to ta! I ma perfe sen!
Goosey: LOL
Grishny: That actually sounds like someone talking with a mouth full of food.
Goosey: O_O
Goosey: Oh, "food" not "blood" which is how I first read it.
Ticia: LOL
Grishny: Believe it or not, after I typed it and hit enter, I reread it and thought "mouthful of blood' too.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Hooray for Rears!
ScatterBot: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Goosey wins 1 point for femur.
ScatterBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Goosey wins 2 points for femur.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
Ticia: Woo!
Ticia: Hooray for rears!
ScatterBot: Goosey wins 1 point for femur.
ScatterBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Goosey wins 2 points for femur.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Ticia wins 2 points for rear.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: Nyperold wins 1 point for finger.
ScatterBot: Vote Results: ThePhan wins 1 point for finger.
Ticia: Woo!
Ticia: Hooray for rears!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Ow, my Bach!
Sam: Man, my bach still hurts.
Ticia: My beethoven is killing me.
goldfishy: I have this random ache all down the left hand side of my Mozart.
Ticia: goldfishy: I hate it when that happens!
Goosey: You guys think you have it bad. I've had issues with my Chopin all week.
wintermute: My Rachmaninov hurts in cold weather.
Ticia: That makes it tough, when you're Chopin Brocolli.
Goosey: Don't even get me started about my Pachelbel.
Sam: LOL! I came back and read the buffer backwards, trying to figure out where this silly classical composer joke started.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: BACK BACK BACK
* Sam is back.
Ticia: Poor Sam.
Ticia: My beethoven is killing me.
goldfishy: I have this random ache all down the left hand side of my Mozart.
Ticia: goldfishy: I hate it when that happens!
Goosey: You guys think you have it bad. I've had issues with my Chopin all week.
wintermute: My Rachmaninov hurts in cold weather.
Ticia: That makes it tough, when you're Chopin Brocolli.
Goosey: Don't even get me started about my Pachelbel.
Sam: LOL! I came back and read the buffer backwards, trying to figure out where this silly classical composer joke started.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: BACK BACK BACK
* Sam is back.
Ticia: Poor Sam.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
The RinkWorks Lawsuit
Rafael: LOL! These archives are hilarious!
niekie: Rafael: which one are you reading?
Rafael: I'm reading the one called, Lipstick Express to Canada.
Rafael: Poor Sosiqui
Rafael: Wow. This is just plain cruel.
Rafael: But still hilarious!
Ghost of Sam: Raf: LOL LOL. I forgot about that archive completely.
Ghost of Sam: Leen ruled in that one.
Rafael: That whole thing was just perfect.
Rafael: Possibly my favorite one so far.
Rafael: Hey Sam, might I ask why there are no archives between 2004 and 2008?
wintermute: Because RinkWorks was on strike during that period.
Rafael: ???
Ticia: No one was funny then.
Ghost of Sam: The lawsuit didn't help, either.
* Rafael continues his ??? ing.
Rafael: Lawsuit? Strike? No humor?! How horrible can life be?!
wintermute: Yeah, turns out there's a patent on chatroom archives.
Rafael: I'm totally lost. I can't tell who's being serious and who is joking. Or if this whole thing is a joke.
Kysle: Just accept that you'll never know.
Rafael: I hate not knowing stuffs.
ThePhan: I too lie awake at night, tormented by all the stuff I do not know.
Ghost of Sam: There was a January 2004 archive called 'Secrets,' which was a conversation about people's most intimate secrets, such as one Rinkie (by court order, I can't say which) who has a psychological compulsion to French kiss sweet pickle relish, and another who once accidentally broadcast himself dancing to Kung Fu Fighting in his underwear via his webcam, which he thought was turned off.
Ghost of Sam: By posting the archive, 11 Rinkies (ten of whom are sadly no longer regulars here) filed a lawsuit for invasion of privacy.
Kysle: Why sadly?
Ghost of Sam: I loved them all.
wintermute: Sam: Even #8?
Ghost of Sam: Anyway, the case dragged on for four years, during which time there was a temporary injunction against the posting of new archives.
Rafael: That's horrible.
ThePhan: It was a dark, dark time.
Rafael: ThePhan: Good to know I'm not alone.
Ghost of Sam: The one of the 11 that's still around is the Kung Fu Fighting guy.
Ghost of Sam: Kysle: Do you still get down to that song?
Kysle: *aherm*
Kysle has left.
Ghost of Sam: Oh, sorry.
Rafael: ...
Ticia: LOL
ThePhan: I guess he's still a little sensitive.
Rafael: We all do embarrassing stuff.
Rafael: Wait. Was it really Kysle?
Rafael: So eleven rinkies filed for lawsuit, ten left entirely, and one of them is still around as a regular?
Rafael: And you aren't at all upset at this regular for filing a lawsuit?
Ghost of Sam: Right. I only lost three of the lawsuits, though.
Ghost of Sam: The others were fined for frivolous use of the judicial system. Those judgments paid for the ones I owed, so it worked out about evenly.
TalkingDog: That was funny when Athaleon called you a venom-spitting neematoad and had to be dragged out.
* Rafael still can't tell if this is all serious or just a big joke against me.
Ghost of Sam: One of the cases I lost was against WhizKid. He claimed that even though he was not a U.S. citizen and didn't have all the protections offered to citizens, he still suffered extreme and irreparable psychological damage by the posting of the archive, in which I quoted him as saying, under implicit contract of confidentiality, 'I like it when Ticia drools.'
Ticia: Yeah, that was fun, getting that subpoena.
Rafael: I thought WhizKid was a bot program. Like WhizHal or something?
Rafael: How can you lose a lawsuit against a program eh?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: I coded it too well.
Rafael: So this whole lawsuit thing is a joke then?
Rafael: Or just the WhizKid part?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: Yeah, I suppose I can laugh about it now. Pretty harrowing at the time, though.
* Rafael might a'splode.
Ghost of Sam: LOL. Okay, seriously, yeah, all a joke. The real reason there weren't any archives is that I just didn't find the time and energy to post any.
Rafael: ...
Rafael: Now I still can't tell if you are joking or being serious. Even after you said seriously.
Ghost of Sam: Although seemingly only a matter of cutting out a bit of a log file and saving it, I actually did a fair amount of editing to the transcripts. Not to change any content, but to cull out lines unrelated to the conversation, and re-ordering lines so that the flow of conversation is clearer.
Ghost of Sam: So, kind of tedious.
Rafael: Mmm... Now that I'm looking back and reading this, I can't believe I might have fallen for it.
Rafael: There's my embarrassing moment for the day.
niekie: Rafael: which one are you reading?
Rafael: I'm reading the one called, Lipstick Express to Canada.
Rafael: Poor Sosiqui
Rafael: Wow. This is just plain cruel.
Rafael: But still hilarious!
Ghost of Sam: Raf: LOL LOL. I forgot about that archive completely.
Ghost of Sam: Leen ruled in that one.
Rafael: That whole thing was just perfect.
Rafael: Possibly my favorite one so far.
Rafael: Hey Sam, might I ask why there are no archives between 2004 and 2008?
wintermute: Because RinkWorks was on strike during that period.
Rafael: ???
Ticia: No one was funny then.
Ghost of Sam: The lawsuit didn't help, either.
* Rafael continues his ??? ing.
Rafael: Lawsuit? Strike? No humor?! How horrible can life be?!
wintermute: Yeah, turns out there's a patent on chatroom archives.
Rafael: I'm totally lost. I can't tell who's being serious and who is joking. Or if this whole thing is a joke.
Kysle: Just accept that you'll never know.
Rafael: I hate not knowing stuffs.
ThePhan: I too lie awake at night, tormented by all the stuff I do not know.
Ghost of Sam: There was a January 2004 archive called 'Secrets,' which was a conversation about people's most intimate secrets, such as one Rinkie (by court order, I can't say which) who has a psychological compulsion to French kiss sweet pickle relish, and another who once accidentally broadcast himself dancing to Kung Fu Fighting in his underwear via his webcam, which he thought was turned off.
Ghost of Sam: By posting the archive, 11 Rinkies (ten of whom are sadly no longer regulars here) filed a lawsuit for invasion of privacy.
Kysle: Why sadly?
Ghost of Sam: I loved them all.
wintermute: Sam: Even #8?
Ghost of Sam: Anyway, the case dragged on for four years, during which time there was a temporary injunction against the posting of new archives.
Rafael: That's horrible.
ThePhan: It was a dark, dark time.
Rafael: ThePhan: Good to know I'm not alone.
Ghost of Sam: The one of the 11 that's still around is the Kung Fu Fighting guy.
Ghost of Sam: Kysle: Do you still get down to that song?
Kysle: *aherm*
Kysle has left.
Ghost of Sam: Oh, sorry.
Rafael: ...
Ticia: LOL
ThePhan: I guess he's still a little sensitive.
Rafael: We all do embarrassing stuff.
Rafael: Wait. Was it really Kysle?
Rafael: So eleven rinkies filed for lawsuit, ten left entirely, and one of them is still around as a regular?
Rafael: And you aren't at all upset at this regular for filing a lawsuit?
Ghost of Sam: Right. I only lost three of the lawsuits, though.
Ghost of Sam: The others were fined for frivolous use of the judicial system. Those judgments paid for the ones I owed, so it worked out about evenly.
TalkingDog: That was funny when Athaleon called you a venom-spitting neematoad and had to be dragged out.
* Rafael still can't tell if this is all serious or just a big joke against me.
Ghost of Sam: One of the cases I lost was against WhizKid. He claimed that even though he was not a U.S. citizen and didn't have all the protections offered to citizens, he still suffered extreme and irreparable psychological damage by the posting of the archive, in which I quoted him as saying, under implicit contract of confidentiality, 'I like it when Ticia drools.'
Ticia: Yeah, that was fun, getting that subpoena.
Rafael: I thought WhizKid was a bot program. Like WhizHal or something?
Rafael: How can you lose a lawsuit against a program eh?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: I coded it too well.
Rafael: So this whole lawsuit thing is a joke then?
Rafael: Or just the WhizKid part?
Ghost of Sam: Raf: Yeah, I suppose I can laugh about it now. Pretty harrowing at the time, though.
* Rafael might a'splode.
Ghost of Sam: LOL. Okay, seriously, yeah, all a joke. The real reason there weren't any archives is that I just didn't find the time and energy to post any.
Rafael: ...
Rafael: Now I still can't tell if you are joking or being serious. Even after you said seriously.
Ghost of Sam: Although seemingly only a matter of cutting out a bit of a log file and saving it, I actually did a fair amount of editing to the transcripts. Not to change any content, but to cull out lines unrelated to the conversation, and re-ordering lines so that the flow of conversation is clearer.
Ghost of Sam: So, kind of tedious.
Rafael: Mmm... Now that I'm looking back and reading this, I can't believe I might have fallen for it.
Rafael: There's my embarrassing moment for the day.
Odd Chess Moniker
Sam: ...
Sam: I'm in a Yahoo Chess room right now. I saw someone joined my table and wanted to play, so I hit the 'play' button, and now we're playing. Only then did I notice the username.
Sam: The username is funny_boobs.
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Um...
ThePhan: As in, they have them?
ThePhan: They think they're funny in general?
Sam: Who knows.
* Goosey eats little homemade onigiri!
wintermute: ORIGAMI!
wintermute: Hrm. "Oni" means "demon" or "spirit"<>Goosey: Onigiri is rice balls.
wintermute: I don't know what "ri" means, but clearly you're eating some kind of Japanese demonic tracksuit...
* Goosey almost chokes on cauliflower.
Sam: funny_boobs is down a pawn.
Sam: I take that back. Two pawns.
Goosey: LOL You're going to give us a play-by-play so you can keep saying "funny_boobs" aren't you?
Sam: I think you figured me out.
wintermute: Sam: You should invade Kamchatka.
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: Sam: Did you ask your opponent about his moniker?
10Kan: Or her moniker, I suppose.
Sam: 10K: I don't dare.
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Sam: I just sacrificed a knight to funny_boobs.
Goosey: LOL
* 10Kan pictures Sam pushing an armored knight into a volcano while assembled villagers chant "Funny_boobs! Funny_boobs!"
Sam: I promise this is not leading up to a joke about funny_boobs being mated.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
10Kan: Don't boobs come pre-mated?
* Goosey is EATING here, and will have a fatal choking-while-laughing incident!
Ticia has left.
wintermute: YOU SUCKED TICIA'S CUTENESS OUT OF THE ROOM!
Sam: funny_boobs is launching a frontal assault against my king.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: Bizarrely, a bishop is involved.
Goosey: Aaahh the mental images!!
10Kan: LOL
wintermute: Is he making a twin-pronged attack?
Sam: Actually, yes.
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Sam: funny_boobs beat me.
Sam: Dang.
Maryam has entered.
ThePhan: YOU ARE BEATEN BY FUNNY_BOOBS
Sam: Good moment to enter.
Maryam: LOL. Hi.
ThePhan: LOL... Yeah. It would have been more entertaining if it was a new person.
Sam: You know you're a regular when you can walk into a conversation like this and not even bat an eyelash.
10Kan: You've been pummeled, crushed beneath the might that is funny_boobs!
Maryam: Now that is a funny mental image.
Sam: I have the fish dress conversation from yesterday in progress, by the way.
ThePhan: Yay! hehe
10Kan: Ooh.
Maryam: You're currently having the same conversation about fish in dresses with someone?
Sam: haha. No, I mean I've pulled most of it out of the logs.
Sam: AS YOU WELL KNOW.
* ThePhan is overly amused by the idea that Sam might have informed funny_boobs that they had a fish in their dress.
Maryam: LOL
Sam: LOL
ThePhan: You should do that sometime if you're losing at chess. Maybe you'll startle them enough that you'll win!
Goosey: LOL
10Kan: Or you could accuse them of not having serious-enough boobs.
wintermute: So, Sam: Do you oppose funny_boobs?
Sam: After the beating, yes.
Sam: Prior to that, I think you could have considered me a supporter of funny_boobs.
Sam: I'm in a Yahoo Chess room right now. I saw someone joined my table and wanted to play, so I hit the 'play' button, and now we're playing. Only then did I notice the username.
Sam: The username is funny_boobs.
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Um...
ThePhan: As in, they have them?
ThePhan: They think they're funny in general?
Sam: Who knows.
* Goosey eats little homemade onigiri!
wintermute: ORIGAMI!
wintermute: Hrm. "Oni" means "demon" or "spirit"<>Goosey: Onigiri is rice balls.
wintermute: I don't know what "ri" means, but clearly you're eating some kind of Japanese demonic tracksuit...
* Goosey almost chokes on cauliflower.
Sam: funny_boobs is down a pawn.
Sam: I take that back. Two pawns.
Goosey: LOL You're going to give us a play-by-play so you can keep saying "funny_boobs" aren't you?
Sam: I think you figured me out.
wintermute: Sam: You should invade Kamchatka.
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: Sam: Did you ask your opponent about his moniker?
10Kan: Or her moniker, I suppose.
Sam: 10K: I don't dare.
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.
Sam: I just sacrificed a knight to funny_boobs.
Goosey: LOL
* 10Kan pictures Sam pushing an armored knight into a volcano while assembled villagers chant "Funny_boobs! Funny_boobs!"
Sam: I promise this is not leading up to a joke about funny_boobs being mated.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
10Kan: Don't boobs come pre-mated?
* Goosey is EATING here, and will have a fatal choking-while-laughing incident!
Ticia has left.
wintermute: YOU SUCKED TICIA'S CUTENESS OUT OF THE ROOM!
Sam: funny_boobs is launching a frontal assault against my king.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: Bizarrely, a bishop is involved.
Goosey: Aaahh the mental images!!
10Kan: LOL
wintermute: Is he making a twin-pronged attack?
Sam: Actually, yes.
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.
.
Sam: funny_boobs beat me.
Sam: Dang.
Maryam has entered.
ThePhan: YOU ARE BEATEN BY FUNNY_BOOBS
Sam: Good moment to enter.
Maryam: LOL. Hi.
ThePhan: LOL... Yeah. It would have been more entertaining if it was a new person.
Sam: You know you're a regular when you can walk into a conversation like this and not even bat an eyelash.
10Kan: You've been pummeled, crushed beneath the might that is funny_boobs!
Maryam: Now that is a funny mental image.
Sam: I have the fish dress conversation from yesterday in progress, by the way.
ThePhan: Yay! hehe
10Kan: Ooh.
Maryam: You're currently having the same conversation about fish in dresses with someone?
Sam: haha. No, I mean I've pulled most of it out of the logs.
Sam: AS YOU WELL KNOW.
* ThePhan is overly amused by the idea that Sam might have informed funny_boobs that they had a fish in their dress.
Maryam: LOL
Sam: LOL
ThePhan: You should do that sometime if you're losing at chess. Maybe you'll startle them enough that you'll win!
Goosey: LOL
10Kan: Or you could accuse them of not having serious-enough boobs.
wintermute: So, Sam: Do you oppose funny_boobs?
Sam: After the beating, yes.
Sam: Prior to that, I think you could have considered me a supporter of funny_boobs.
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