Goosey: Somebody convince me I don't want a candy bar.
10Kan: Candy bars are made of ground up little puppy dogs!
Goosey: LOL EW
10Kan: Nougat causes your pancreas to explode!
10Kan: All the candy bars in the vending machines are actually stolen from homeless orphans!
Goosey: Aww!
10Kan: Eating a candy bar is a deadly insult in some cultures!
Goosey: LOL
